The Belching Cow - Victorian Erotica with a Smile

BAM!!! You’re not imagining things—it’s true! We’ve dropped two episodes back-to-back, and this one is an absolute cracker. Louis is at it again, gathering even more lovely ladies for his very own private love island. He’ll stop at nothing to get exactly what he wants, even if it means boring us to tears with long-winded descriptions of drapes, curtains, furnishings, and every tiny detail he’s add...

Did you miss me? Well here I am, delivering to you another smashing episode! I do believe this is the best one so far. I hope you think so too. Join me Louis, Rudolf and his merry gang of female charmers on the ride of their life! Kisses! Alex

Hello Darlings, Welcome back to The Belching Cow! By now, you've probably got the gist of our delicious new story, "La Rose D'Amour." We continue with the adventures of our young protagonist Louis, as he navigates the world of Victorian erotica with his generous member. In this episode, Louis embarks on new escapades, building on his Parisian exploits. Discover what awaits him in...

Greetings, my sensual listeners! Welcome to Season 2, Episode 2 of The Belching Cow where we explore the scandalous depths of "La Rose D'Amour" from The Pearl magazine. Join me as we follow our naive protagonist, Louis, on his journey of self-discovery. Will he stay home in the countryside or be tempted by his cousins' offer of a trip to Paris? A bell sounds, and Louis' life...

Darlings, I'm back with a vengeance – did your loins ache for more titillating tales? As promised, I've returned to deliver even more exotic chronicles of carnal capers from the deliciously naughty pages of The Pearl magazine. Prepare yourselves, for we're bidding adieu to dear old England and embarking on a scandalous sojourn across the Channel to oh-so-naughty France 1 . Allow me to...

Get ready for a palate cleanser like no other! In this special season finale, titled **Pius Beginnings**, we delve into the intriguing scandals of the clergy in rural England. Join us as we explore the darker side of Victorian life with a humorous twist. This season, we've shared three delightful stories: - Lady Pokingham - The She Noodles - Miss Coote's Confession Now, we’re excited to collaborat...

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed listeners of "The Belching Cow", I come to you with both an apology and a delightful surprise! First, allow me to express my deepest regrets for the absence of last week's episode. To make amends for this unfortunate lapse, I've prepared a special treat for you all - not one, but two tantalizing episodes this week! Consider it my way of saying thank you for your pati...

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed listeners of *The Belching Cow*, I humbly beg your forgiveness for the inexcusable absence of last week's episode. You see, I found myself in quite the predicament when my time-traveling carriage broke down in the midst of a Victorian garden party. Rest assured, I've now returned, corset slightly askew but spirits high, ready to regale you with more tantalizing tales...

Welcome back, dear listeners, to another titillating episode of "The Belching Cow"! In today's installment, we follow the adventures of our delicate flower, Beatrice, as she embarks on a new chapter in her life. After her recent ordeals, Beatrice finds herself at a crossroads, seeking a fresh start befitting a lady of her circumstances and fragility. Join us as we explore how our heroine discovers...

Welcome back, my cherished listeners, to another titillating episode of The Belching Cow! I'm your host, Alexandra Dawn, and today we're delving into Episode 32, tantalizingly titled "Keeping The Backdoor Open." Prepare yourselves for a scandalous journey as we rejoin our beloved Lady Pokingham in her quest to educate the new Lord Crim Con in the finer points of, shall we say, al...

Grab your smelling salts and loosen those corsets, dear listeners! Episode 31 of The Belching Cow Podcast is about to make your petticoats ruffle with excitement. This week, we're diving back into the scandalous world of our beloved Beatrice and her entanglement with the notorious Lord Crim Con. Prepare yourselves for a whirlwind tour of Victorian debauchery as Beatrice navigates the treachero...

Dear listeners, Well, well, well! Who would have thought our Victorian ancestors had such scandalous proclivities? I must say, I'm both astonished and intrigued by the turn of events in Lady Pokingham's tale. Our darling Beatrice seems to have tied the knot with quite the character – one whose behavior would raise eyebrows even in our modern times! Now, my dears, while we revel in these titillatin...

In this scandalous episode, we return to Lady Pokingham's great adventures and will stay with her until her story is told—right to the end. After that, we will continue with the next story, but more about that later. In this episode, you get two stories for the price of one, as we not only learn what dear Lady Pokingham gets up to next, but we also receive a surprise monologue from none other...

Hello Darlings, In this episode, we dive into a short story as a palate cleanser for our upcoming race to finish *Lady Pokingham*. In this episode, we meet a tribade confessing her dirty tryst with a friend. For those unarmed with a dictionary, "tribade" is what they used to call a woman who likes other women in the olden times. I would love to hear what you have to say about the episode...

Dear listeners, it is with great surprise and a touch of bittersweet excitement that I announce this is the final episode of  Miss Coote’s Confession . You have one last chance to soak up the whiptastic antics and delightful depravity of our gloriously damaged and demented heroine and her merry band of women. As we bid farewell to this tale and make room for more adventures in Victorian debauchery...

Ahoy there, my lovely listeners! This week, I’ll be casting off into the horizon for a much-needed vacation, leaving the shores of  The Belching Cow  for a little maritime adventure. Fear not, for I shall return next week, ready to regale you with more scandalous tales of Victorian mischief and mayhem! So, while I'm off sailing the seven seas (or perhaps just lounging by the pool with a fruity...

Hello Darlings, From a tiny farm outside Milan, I bring you episode 25 of the Belching Cow. Your place to escape from reality and got back in time to see how depraved the Victorian mind was. In this latest instalment of Miss Coote's Confession, I face as always the challenge of making the content something I feel comfortable reading. Some literary creativity was necessary and it seems like thi...

Coming to you from somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea, this is the voice of  The Belching Cow , delivering some smutty Victorian action. In this episode, we see vice and depravity ascend the social ladder as the ladies indulge in all the manly pleasures the era had to offer. I hope you enjoy the episode and look forward to hearing what you have to say about it. Kisses, darlings! Alex

In this special episode, we're taking a brief detour from our usual Victorian erotica to share two tantalizing contemporary tales. First up is "Robocock" by the multi-talented Savvy Love. Hailing from scorching Arizona, Savvy is not only an accomplished erotica author with 26 stories under her belt, but also a hard rock guitarist and singer for the band Slippery When Wet. When she&#3...

The Grand Finale of Sub Umbra !!!!! In this special episode, we bring you the thrilling conclusion of "Sub Umbra," where we bid farewell to our delightfully naughty protagonist, Walter. Join us as we delve into the final chapter, filled with scandalous escapades and passionate farewells. Walter's last days at his uncle's home are marked by a series of unforgettable and voluptuous...

Dive into the penultimate chapter of Sub Umbra, where Victorian propriety takes a backseat to unbridled passion. Join me as we discover Walter's puzzling fixation on someone's teeth that will leave you questioning 19th-century kinks. Join us for a romp through nature's playground and behind closed bedroom doors as we inch closer to the grand finale. With just one chapter left, tensions...

Hello, my darling listeners! It's Alexandra Dawn, and welcome to a special episode of "The Belching Cow." Today, we're pulling back the curtain to chat about why I've chosen to remaster and present these saucy Victorian tales from The Pearl, a rather naughty magazine from 1879. Until next time, my dears. Keep it saucy, but not too saucy! Kisses, Alex My email: thebelchingcow@...

Step into the scandalous world of "The Belching Cow," the podcast that offers an erotic version of Bridgerton's very own Lady Whistledown. Who needs a phoney ladyship when we have such tantalizing tales like those of Lady Pokingham? Call me Lady Bovine, your guide to the steamiest secrets of Victorian high society! In this titillating 19th episode, the incomparable Alexandra Dawn ret...

In this week's episode of The Belching Cow podcast, we continue our captivating story arc "Sub Umbra" with part six. Rejoin characters Walter, Annie, Frank, and Rosa as their intriguing journey of self-discovery takes another fascinating turn. What new experiences and revelations await this eclectic group? Tune in to episode 18 to find out where their profound exploration leads them...

Join us for episode 17 of The Belching Cow podcast as we delve deeper into the captivating story of Miss Rosa Belinda Coote! In part six of Miss Coote's Confession, Rosa finally throws off the constraints of marriage and academia and embraces her independence. Witness her newfound freedom as she embarks on a "whiptstastic" life with Mademoiselle Fosse by her side. This episode is hea...