The 3rd One Sucks

Hey sad bois (gender neutral), in response to their upcoming hiatus Mark and Dan are covering the discography of Tulsa natives Cliffdiver, starting with a collection of their early material. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one is good enough (enough for anyone)! Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org...

Hey you yellowbellies, we're going back to the old west in Back to the Future Part III as we decide which one is the best and which one has a GD STEAM TRAIN TIME MACHINE! Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:26 First Watch - 3:07 Film Talk - 3:59 Ranking Time - 1:...

Hey buttheads, we're going back to the far off future of 2015 in Back to the Future Part II as we decide which one is the best and which one gave the highest office to a fascistic real estate despot who is terrible with money unless he has insider knowledge... you know, pure fiction. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.or...

Hey Chuck, it's me, Marvin. You know, your cousin Marvin Podcast! I'm here to take you Back to the Future to find that new sound you've been looking for. Get a load of this episode as we decide which one is the best and which one has Marty's mom trying to fuck him the whole time. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisa...

It's like some sort of, I dunno, Jurassic World: Rebirth. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has those slutty little glasses. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:13 First Watch - 3:07 Film Talk - 5:33 Final Thoughts - 42:25 Ranking Time - 47...

The king of bugs has given us Dominion over this film! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one gots bugs in it. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:27 First Watch - 3:20 Film Talk - 6:07 Final Thoughts - 54:35 Ranking Time - 57:54 Follow or contact u...

Something something the Kingdom has Fallen and we are struggling to talk about it. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one made a dinosaur that is part raptor, part other stuff and part raptor. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:10 First Watch and U...

It's a whole new Jurassic World this week! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one was a shiny new theme park built on the corpse of something we once held sacred. (Sorry about the mic noise in this episode) Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:24...

Square up, Spino Bros™! It's time for JPIII! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... really surprised us? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:13 First Watch - 8:32 Film Talk - 14:16 Final Thoughts & Ranking Time - 1:03:13 Follow or contact...

Grab your lucky pack because this second island of genetically bio-engineered dino monstrosities is a veritable Lost World - Jurassic Park 1997! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one features noted compy sadist Tim Roth. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Re...

Wanna hear someone gush about dinosaurs and 1993 cinematic masterpiece Jurassic Park for a couple hours? We got you covered. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... oh who are we kidding, this one is the best. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: "Kept ya waiting, huh?"...

Tron: Ares is what Webster's Dictionary defines as "a movie" and we technically talk about it during this podcast. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one "stars" Jared Leto. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Revi...

We're really messing with your zen thing this week as we cover Tron Legacy and decide which one is the best and which one has a dope ass soundtrack. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:28 First Watch and Film Talk - 4:06 Final Thoughts - 1:2...

Wanna cyber? This week Cory Cox joins us once again as we cover Tron to decide which one is the best and which one derails the podcast for 20 minutes of arcade nostalgia talk. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 2:19 What Have We Been Watching? -...

Oh neat, Fleabag is here. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one blames continental drift for a 21,000 year time travel mishap. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:30 First Watch - 2:29 Film Talk - 4:06 Ranking Time - 1:15:18 F...

Oh boy... This is certainly a film. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one... I dunno y'all, it's not good. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:31 First Watch - 2:48 Film Talk - 6:01 Ranking Time - 1:08:35 Follow or con...

Ask not why you seek the grail but what the grail can seek for you? Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one goes full Looney Tunes. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 2:10 First Watch - 2:46 Film Talk - 6:10 Ranking Time - 1:10:3...

My body is a temple in that it couldn't possibly be more doomed. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one is just uncomfortably racist in its depiction of Indians. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:39 First Watch - 3:38 Fil...

This week we're raiding uncharted tombs and punching nazis with Raiders of the Lost Ark! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one reveals Indiana as a sex predator? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:39 First Watch - 3:22 Fi...

This week we're just a couple of big old babies taking our first steps with Fantastic Four: First Steps! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has Daddy Pedro in it. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Corporate Hell - 0:00 Intro - 0:17 Audience Review - 1:39 First Watch - 3:1...

This week? Fant4stic. Choices were made. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one might give us a good The Maker in the MCU? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:44 First Watch - 2:27 Film Talk - 6:44 Ranking Time - 56:26 Follow or contact us at: the3r...

This week we herald the arrival of Doug Jones with Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one we'd rather spend like 10 minutes talking about The Materialists instead of it? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1...

It's the Season 7 premiere! Fantastic Four (2005) is technically a movie and we're gonna talk about it! Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one ends with someone being iced and deported? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:56 First Watch/Fran...

This week we wrap up our run through the Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties discography with In Lieu of Flowers! Join us as we decide which album is the best and which one comes full circle on that whole dead leaves scrapping concrete thing. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Listen along and purchase here: h...

This we continue our trek through the works of Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties with Routine Maintenance! Join us as we decide which album is the best and which one we bawled our asses off to? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Listen along and purchase here: https://aaronwestandtheroaringtwenties.bandcamp....