Terminal Satan

In this episode we use AI to generate alternate scenes from Star Wars and The Matrix, listen to Goofy's presidential inauguration speech, ask Einstein how he invented time travel, solve a 1930s murder mystery, and so much more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your question featured in a future episode. Music used: Arcadia by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3...

In this episode we moan about computers, martial arts, Mezrah, backseat-drivers, and a whole lot more! Check it.

BOO! It's a super scary Halloween episode - again! Buckle-in, strap-down, suit-up, and brush your teeth because you're in for a crazy time.

In this episode we talk about Kanye West's Donda and the challenge of following up on success, how YouTube is our modern Library of Alexandria, and engineering Yetis to enhance our society. Email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com to suggest topics, ask questions, and otherwise bother us.

In this episode we talk about collections, recasts, alternative math, Comma.ai's OpenPilot, and birthdays.

In this episode we talk about stealing from Lowe's, oiling fish, Mezrah's lack of taste, Jake's superior taste, and "food". Tune in... or don't, I don't care.

In this episode we talk about AI-powered cosmetic surgery, old internet videos, how far you should go for your job, and why Jake has written a will. Check it out! Visual resources can be found at terminalsatan.com and you can email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com . Thanks for listening!

This week Jake and Mezrah share and discuss their rankings of the following categories: Fast food restaurants, Pixar movies, video game consoles, Star Wars villains, and U.S. States.

Roblox is an online game platform and game creation system developed by Roblox Corporation . It allows users to program games and play games created by other users. Created by David Baszucki and Erik Cassel in 2004 and released in 2006, the platform hosts user-created games of multiple genres coded in the programming language Lua . For most of Roblox 's history, it was relatively small, both as a...

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We reveal the top 10 reasons to sleep with Jeff Bezos, explain gravity on a flat earth, Mezrah pitches eugenics, and we figure out how many Mike Tysons it takes to kill a tiger in primal combat.

It's the Season 2 premiere of Terminal Satan! We kick things off with our first guest, a major YouTube collaboration, and some hilarious insect commentary. Get ready, it's gonna be a great season!

It's the finale of Season One of Terminal Satan and we've brought our best. This is a jam-packed space slam of an episode. Thanks for listening!

We talk about cryptocurrencies, OpenAI, the afterlife, and what AI-generated movies we'd want to watch.

Daft Punk is dead. Bands are dead. Dr. Seuss is also dead. But does it matter?

We talk about boiling lobsters, the Roswell incident, and xenophobia in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!

If you've got a bunker or know bunker people, get in touch! We talk about zombies, bunker logistics, and Jake's grievances with photography in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!

Jake gets hacked, Mezrah taxidermies a giant squid, we start Robot Butlers Incorporated, Mezrah invents self-walking robot legs, and we discuss whether it's worth it to kill 10 people with a steak knife for a billion dollars. All this and more in this whale of an episode of TERMINAL SATAN. As always, email us at terminalsatan@gmail.com with any topics or feedback!

Mezrah is bad at sleeping and Jake is annoyed with generational definitions. That and more in this bi-week's episode of TERMINAL SATAN.

We talk about the storming of the U.S. Capitol, internet monopolies, and the pains of running a website. This episode was recorded on January 7th 2021.

In this episode Mezrah closes his ears and Jake gets yelled at by his internal monologue.

We talk about human molting, the Pidgin bible, straw man arguments, and more in this bi-week's episode of Terminal Satan!

A single suburban father (Kevin James) works at a mall as a security guard to make ends meet, and he takes his job very seriously, even though most of his colleagues and customers don't. As the holidays approach, Paul gets his moment to shine when Santa's little helpers shut down the mall down and take hostages, including his daughter and girlfriend. He realizes no one knows the place better than...

Santa's a dumbass. What's the best pie? Did Frosty the Snowman deserve to die? Merry Christmas, everyone! See you next year.

Can any dino-experts please inform us on the scientific consensus as to whether the Pachycephalosaurus head contained coconut milk? Jake would like to know. Advice from close-minded anti-milk "scientists" will be disregarded.