Terminal Satan

Mezrah fancies himself a philosopher. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we might even log in to read it.

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This is it, people. The best Halloween podcast ever made . Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com .

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In this episode: Jake dreams of stilts, Mezrah buys Jake a birthday present, and we lose our COVID purity. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com , or don't. The Basilisk will be notified of your decision. You have 4 hours.

Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to suggest what movies or games Mezrah should experience next!

In this episode: Mezrah posts his pictures online, we solve the world's greatest problems, Jake attempts to introduce Mezrah to culture, and much more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your thoughts featured in an episode.

In this episode: Why horror games aren't scary, the problems with OpenAI's image generator, and pro-tips on how to explore the ocean. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com .

In this episode we make Mezrah answer ridiculous versions of the trolley problem, we introduce a new insurance market, and fix the school curriculum for good. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured in a future episode.

In this episode we ask: Why didn't people just kill themselves in olden times? Is buying a Onewheel worth it? How do you decorate your apartment without looking like a grade-schooler? If you've got questions of your own, email us at contact@terminalsatan.com !

This week we talk about Top Gun: Maverick and tackle the classic desert island question! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com !

In this episode we talk off the cuff about fun facts, paradoxes, and regional dialects. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com !

We invent new meats, break into the homes of the homeless, Christian whacks off a few monkeys, and more in this episode of Terminal Satan. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com !

In this episode we talk about the future of digital companions, the terrible state of video games, Mezrah learns about anniversary gifts, and we reminisce on the first songs we ever bought on iTunes. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com !

Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with your submarine-themed playlists! FACT CHECK: At some point I (Jake) might have alluded that "Truth Social" has shut down but it seems I was misinformed on that. Similarly, my understanding of Mastodon was somewhat off the mark as well. A good reminder to never take people's word on things when listening to podcasts.

In this episode we're joined by ex-podcast volunteer and alligator hunter Ishai Masada and talk about aerospace innovations, dinosaurs, cyborgs, music, and more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we'll incorporate your thoughts into a future episode.

We talk comic strips, Godzilla, play more rounds of our Lateral-based game show, and all that. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

In this episode: dragons, riddles, and a new game show segment! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any questions, topics, or ideas. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

In this episode we talk about frustrating endings, childhood toys, Jake's favorite doors, and more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any ideas, questions, and all that.

In this episode we go through Mezrah's old invention diary where he catalogues his (patent-pending) revolutions in military technology. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with topics, feedback, and Roman names to have your ideas featured on the podcast!

We've got a slightly shorter episode this week, but next time we'll be back with a jam-packed high-energy episode as usual!

Black belts, nuclear pizza, flaccid mohawks, and more in this episode of TERMINAL SATAN. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas featured on the podcast.

Jacob interviews for Terminal Satan and Mezrah expands his rotator cuffs.

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If you like us at our most delirious then this episode is for you. There is no rational thought or useful opinions to be found anywhere in this episode. Oh, and Mezrah explains the meaning of life towards the end.