Temporal Culture War

Pop quiz, hotshot: What are the coordinates of Earth? We dive into season THREE!! episode 1, "The Xindi," as well as the summer of 2003, and the week of Sept 10th. Click click click click click. Whoaaaahhhhhhuughhh, huhnnnnnnnnnnhhhh. You said it. Hop on our Patreon for just 1 or 2 bucks a month! Very soon you will hear us try and watch Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watching Season 2, Episode 26 "The Expanse," and talk about the week that was of May 21, 2003. This is it, folks. The long-awaited Florida 9/11 episode, where Florida gets 9/11ed, and we gaze upon the most beautiful Half-Life 2 ass looking rendering of it.

We're back to our usual programming this week with episode 2, episode 25 "Bounty"! We talked about May 14, 2003 last episode so it's just a lot of KAGO talk! Man we love Kago. More Kago!

This week, Mattie and Clayton cover the tearful finale, season 6 episode 24 "...Must Come to an End," and the week of May 14, 2003. WHO will Joey choose: Dawson or Pacey? After six long seasons, we finally get some answers. Wouldn't it be SO wild if we were supposed to be covering a different show that aired the exact same night, but that episode was SO stupid and bad and out of even the dumb bad...

This week, we're talking season 2, episode 23 of Enterprise, "Regeneration," and the week of May 7, 2003.

This week, we're talking about season 2, Episode 22 "Cogenitor" and the week of April 30, 2002. Trip decides to become a feminist but for new kind of gender. Phlox does an IQ test. Malcom gets soooooo horny.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 21 "The Breach" (Mattie's rating: 1 Fart Noise) and the week of April 23, 2003 (infinity farts)

All aboard to our dinky little ship that sucks ass! This week, Mattie and Clayton watch season 2, episode 20 "Horizon," and the week of April 16, 2003. Travis goes home! We remember some sports teams! Etc!

Mattie and Clayton have a great time blasting to the center of the earth with Delroy Lindo and co. Listen to the whole thing over on The Patreon! https://temporalculturewar.com

This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about Season 2, Episode 19 "Judgement," and the week of April 9, 2003. We did it folks! We hit (sort of) A Rashomon. Now get in the trial tube (?) and let's hear your story. Head on over to our Patreon and for a couple bucks a month you can hear us talk about THE CORE (2003) very soon!

You guys ever try this BREAD shit? It ROCKS! Wow. God. Anyway, this week it's season 2, episode 18 "The Crossing" and the week of April 2, 2003.

This week, we're talking Season 2, Episode 17 "Canamar," and the week of February 26, 2003. Sorry I'm writing the description here and I keep thinking about the one guy's face. It's really awful. Just a lot of little danglies. Hop on the TCW patreon for an extra episode for just a buck!

This week, we're talking about season 2, episode 16 "Future Tense," and the week of February 19, 2003. Can you believe it, they remembered to do a story in the main arc of the show. Also: GOOD EPISODE ALERT? A SHRANLESS GOOD EPISODE? Dear God. It's true.

Somehow, a Star Trek movie with Tom Hardy and Ron Perlman as baddies is probably one of the worst Star Trek movie ever made. Feels hard to do on purpose. Head on over to the Patreon to listen to this one! Just a buck a month for a bonus episode. temporalculturewar.com !

This week we are talking about Season 2, Episode 15, "Cease Fire" and the week of February 12, 2003! SHRAN IS BACK! SHRAN!!!! This time he brought a mean lady.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 14 "Stigma," and talk about the week that was on February 5, 2003. A wild thing happens this week, which is that the episode is pretty good and its A- and B-plots tied together? Also, it turns out that Denobulans have invented HIGHLY hierarchical polyamory.

This week Clayton and Mattie talk about a bunch of what happened over the winter of 2002-2003, and the thirteenth episode of season 2, "Dawn." Trip is stranded on a planet with some guy! We hope he's not extremely weird! get on the TCW Patreon for an extra movie every month!

In the near future, freedom...is a thing of the past. For this month's Bonus episode, we tackle Christian Bale's if-nobody-is-allowed-to-emote-only-criminals-will-have-emotions movie, EQUILIBRIUM! Mattie has an old DVD that did not work but we persevered without its TWO (!) commentary tracks. Hop into your perfectly painted on the inside for some reason Oldsmobile. Let's go. This is a PREVIEW! Hea...

This week we're talking about season 2, episode 12 "The Catwalk" and the week of December 18, 2002. Another one that gets soooooo close. They almost know how to write a TV show. We swear. Hey if you happen to be in London, come see Mattie's other podcast do a live show? https://linktr.ee/nogodsnomayors

This week we are watching season 2, episode 11 "Precious Cargo" and the week(s) of December 4th and 11th, 2002. The music? BAD! This episode? Bad! Padma Lakshmi? Hot!

This we're talking about Season 2, Episode 8 "Vanishing Point," and the week of November 27, 2002! It's sort of a TCW After Dark edition so we are maybe a little insane. It's fine! Just like this episode.

Say it. It feels good to say. This week: Season 2, Episode 9 "Singularity" and the week of November 20, 2002! Weirdly: A good episode of the show Star Trek Enterprise? Weird! Pull up your chair (which needs to be fixed by the way) and get really, really, really, really, really really locked in for some reason.

Is Brian De Palma's Femme Fatale a bad movie? No. Is it a good movie? Harder to say, but it was definitely interesting! So hit up a you're favorite suspicious Russian streaming website before we spoil the twistiest movie of 2002. Slip into something comfortable like maybe an outfit that is 100% made of golden snakes and head over to the TCW patreon at temporalculturewar.com to listen to the whole...

This week Clayton and Mattie talk about episode 8 of season two, "The Communicator" and the week of November 13, 2002! This one has a hilarious Trip subplot for some reason. Hop in! Let's go! Head to temporalculturewar.com to pitch in a few bucks to help us make the show and get a bonus episode every month where we talk about different cursed early-aughts media.

We are BACK from hiatus!!!! And we're talking about the week of November 6th, 2002, and the seventh episode of season two which is of course called "the seventh." T'Pol shot first. Get on the Patreon for a bonus movie every month!