Table for One

From crying after failing the rules portion of her G1, to not counting the number of railway tracks during her G2, to blizzards, loose bulbs, and stop signs getting in the way of that coveted G license, no one has ever been told by the universe so many times to stay off the roads. And yet, Emma is somehow here to tell the epic tale about how she got her driver’s license. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail....

In this episode, Emma talks about why Elsa from Frozen is actually the worst, a bizarre soul-lake-possesion (?) book, the illusory truth effect, how amazing eggs are, and why she can never be a hiker queen. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

In this extra special episode of Table for One, join Emma live in Toronto as she explores how the city has shaped up to tackle hosting the FIFA World Cup. Emma takes a visit to the lime green grass of Nathan Phillips Square, Swimbappé the all knowing fish, the CN tower, the ever chaotic FIFA Fan Festival, and, of course, BMO Field. Be prepared for piping hot takes, confusion, and absolutely terrib...

In this episode, Emma talks about how scorching hot it is outside, her traumatic wisdom tooth removal experience, Alberta being the new Quebec, her fear of barefoot shoes, and the unhinged housing prices in Toronto. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

In this episode, Emma talks about getting her wisdom teeth out, why dressing corporate makes people worse at their job, and the curious case of Koko: the infamous signing gorilla. She also compares and contrasts the imperial and metric systems to truly see what kind of mental gymnastics it takes to be an American. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=...

Emma gets serious this episode as she discusses the mess that FIFA already is (and definitely will be) in Toronto and how terrible Canada’s Front-of-Package Labels are. Prepare to be more angry, flabbergasted, and confused than you ever have before. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

In this episode Emma talks about her outrageous improv class, aphantasia and how it makes no sense, why she loves British people, and the disastrous Canadian census. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

In this episode, Emma talks about the soul-sucking nature of CAPTCHAs, if life before technology was better, the lore of Cosmic Crisp apples, the greatest heat training method, and if aliens exist. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

It’s Table for One’s one monthiversary! In this episode, Emma talks about getting bullied by an 82-year-old man, why global warming isn’t real, Michael Jackson, construction projects taking so long, and the social construct of money. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

In this episode, Emma talks about how crazy and convoluted applying for a job is, the most memorable (and most unhinged) book she’s ever read, her casual 27km walk, learning new botanical vocabulary, and taking her dog to the vet. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

In this episode, Emma talks about her painful experience wearing Adidas Sambas, IOS 26, being lonely, the insanity of Toronto’s "spring" weather, and her confusion with bedding terminology. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

In Table for One's debut episode, Emma talks about her passion of keeping daylight savings, buying jeans for the first time ever, Toxic Gossip Train's lyrics, the deliciousness of New York cheesecake, and her favourite poem. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en