Super Cereal Podcast

Paul and Nick hit the better Puffs: Trix, Cocoa Puffs, and Reese's Puffs. They are the anti-Kix. Topics include: Oatloading with Our Olympic Athletes; Trix is the Beginning of Our Fruit Decline; Turning the Brightness Down; Bullying Silly Rabbits; Blue Ribbon!; Tricks Is All Curves; Ruby Tuesday By a Nose!; The Great Milk Trio; Sunny the Cereal Killer; But Can you Trust Reese's?; The Dorito Dust E...

Paul and Nick snooze their way through what they call Boring Yellow Cereal: Kix, Corn Pops, and Honeycomb. It's not that they hate these cereals. It just -- people that get these know that Peanut Butter Crunch is RIGHT THERE, don't they? Topics include: The Weather; The Paul Blart Effect; Cut That Kix; The Kix Conspiracy and Marketing Genius; Free with Box-Top: Cancer!; Kix the Band Has Not Had th...

Paul and Nick follow their noses to Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, and Honey Graham Oh's (aka Oh!s). The episode is a little longer this week but, if you stop listening before the Apple Jacks taste test (at 36:24), you won't even notice. Topics include: Big Thick O's; Eating from the Apple Jacks Stockpile; Red 40 Live at the Civic Center; The Cereal Age of Enlightenment; The Cereal Buffet Shakedown; Wh...

Paul and Nick crunch into some Golden Grahams. And when you talk Golden Grahams, you talk S'Mores. And when you talk talk s'mores, the world becomes a little brighter. Then you talk about S'morz and the S'morcerer. And things get weird. Topics include: Tiny Toast is a Hit!; The Mortal Kombat Pit of Cereals; Truckasaurus Eats Its Way Out of a Bowl of Cereal; I Wonder Who This TV Reviewer Is; The Su...

Paul and Nick dig into Shredded Wheat and all its different versions. This cereal's been around since before the Spanish-American War so there's a lot to discuss. Topics Include: Nyde korn, danske fætre; We Used to Be Young; The Perky Eeyore; Willy Wonka Biscuit Factory; Nick Suffers More Pedestrian Mind Explosions; No Human Can Eat a Wheat Pillow; Kellogg's Plan Is Falling into Place; Fancypants...

Paul and Nick crunch into Cap'n Crunch this week and risk slicing the roof of their mouths wide open. Anything for the pod. For the glory! Topics include: What a Beautiful More-ning; Fan Service; Drunk Tongue; What Cap'n Crunch Is Supposed to Actually Taste Like; Breaking News: Kids Like Crunchy; All Stars for the Cap'n; Demoting the Cap'n; Crunchberries Rule All; Cap'n Crunch Mouth; No, Scratch T...

Paul and Nick take on Pebbles cereals, both Cocoa and Fruity. It's pretty funny. But it's not pretty. Topics include: Denying Pebbles Its Cerealhood; Stephen King's Cereal Mascots; Krinkles Born from Fear and Intolerance; Flintstones to the Rescue; Fred Needs His Cool Winstons; Can We Have Our Money Now?; Those Famous Bedrock Key Parties; Pebbles Burn!; Post Needs to Get into a Program; Post is th...

Paul and Nick sample Tiny Toast, the brand-spanking-newest cereal from General Mills. What do they talk about when they have a cereal with no history? I guess you're going to have to find out. (Spoiler: weird flavors and guacamole Doritos). Topics include: Does Nick Get It?; What the Heck is Cereal for Women?; Basic 4 is Top Shelf; Ah, the Enchanting Smell of Rotting Fruit; Downtown Pinkos; Tiny T...

Paul and Nick take a break from talking about cereal to dive into the weird and wonderful rise and disappointing decline of cereal prizes. A longer one this week but there's a lot of goodness packed in! Topics include: Cereal Box Structural Damage and Contamination; Soul-Crushing Paperwork for an 8-Year Old; All the Tiger Flipbooks; The Four Kinds of Cereal Prize Delivery; Spoons!; Children Secret...

Paul and Nick crunch on Chex this week and its various incarnations across cerealdom. This is also our backdoor pilot for Super Snacks Podcast. And maybe Super TMNT Podcast? Topics include: Horseface Nick Campbell; Life Broth; Pre-Packaged Pig Chow; Why Do Nets Even Work?; Teenage Emo Ninja Turtles; Moms Big-Leagued Kids on Kix; Never Cereal Settle; Meh Flavor and Meh Cereal; Paul Experimented a L...

Paul and Nick can't get enough Puffed Wheat this week as they tackle cereals like [Super] Golden Crisp and [Honey] Smacks. Do you dig it? Topics include: Quaker: Killing It with the Olds; Can Anyone Ever Get Enough?; Cereal for Dessert; The Crisp Remains; Advertising is Baby Talk; Germans Loves Their Muesli; Kellogg's Chases For Once; The Mysterious Ubiquity of the Sailor Suit; Honey Smacks Island...

Paul and Nick munch on Rice Krispies this week, the OG rice cereal with advertisements that even encourage you to pour sugar all over your breakfast. Topics include: Krispies: How Do They Work?; Tiny Toys of the 90s; Nick Guesses the Mascots but Doesn't Know What They Look Like; What's a Duck Blur?; Ricey Ricepecker; Stones Need Money, Too; Rice Krispies: Thief of Sugar; Absorbing Cake Through You...

Paul and Nick bite into corn bran cereals like Corn Bran Crunch and Puffins. Unfortunately, given the fiber content, this is also week two of Poop Watch. Sorry not sorry. Topics include: Why Didn't You Just Say Puffins?; No One Remembers All Bran; Lock Your Cornfield Windows, Kids; Insert Jokes from Other Podcasts Here; Requiem for a Milk Dream; Feelin' Clean; Some Love for the Top Shelf; Puffing...

Paul and Nick scare up some thoughts on Monster Cereals in their second part on marshmallowed varieties. Super Cereal Podcast prides itself on being a (mostly) clean podcast but there are a few stories in here about poop. You might want to wait until after you enjoy a bowl before digging into this episode. Fair warning. Topics include: Calling Bill Hader; The Great Pink Poop Scare; How Did We Let...

Paul and Nick sink their teeth into Lucky Charms, celebrated children's cereal and source of unwarranted adult shame. Stop living a lie, grown ups. Chase your bliss. Your bliss: the epitome of all sugary cereals. Kids are happy for a reason. Topics Include: No Podcast Apologies; Marshmallow Contrarians are the Worst; What Did You Do to Deserve Orange Peanuts?; Paul vs The World: Brown Tootsie Roll...

Paul and Nick talk A LOT about Cheerios, the fundamental breakfast and high chair staple. There's a whole lot in those tiny little o's. Topics include: MOM is Worth More Than Cheerios?; Moose and Squirrel and Cereal; Cheerios Commercials and Chopping Onions; I Need More Boring Grains In My Life; HNC 2016; Kudos to Nelly, Bad Job to Cheerios; Apple Cinnamon Cheerios: We Can All Go Home Now; Raw Sel...

Paul and Nick unrepress memories of Malt-O-Meal and the childhood embarrassment of cereal in a bag but, by the end, they come to unexpected conclusions! Topics include: Beyond Oatmeal, Beyond Granola; A Penny Saved is Eventually 1.5 Billion Dollars; Name! That! Knock-Off!; Do the Duck Walk; Malt-O-Meal: Secret Agent Cereal; Generational Shame; Whole Foods Conspiracies; I Want My Cereal Gashapon!;...

This week, Paul and Nick talk about Cinnamon Toast Crunch, one of those cereals that belongs in the Pantheon of the Breakfast Aisle. Topics include: That 80's Cereal; The Cannibalism Problem in Cereal Today; Hold On, There's a Fax Coming In; Healthier Toaster Strudel Care of Your Roommate; Slow Motion Eating is the Worst; Food Photographers are Our Greatest Heroes; Nick's Furious Rebutt; Food Masc...

This week, Paul and Nick take on Flakes, the beginning and the end of cereal. Let's get down to our roots! Topics discussed: Paul Pretends to Be Breaking Bad's Vince Gilligan, The Soggy Bell Tolls for Thee, Maybe the Wheaties Box is Not Such an Honor, Paul vs Blue Collar Cereal Workers, Just Because He Plays Baseball Doesn't Mean He's Not Still a Vicious Jungle Predator, Steve Kellogg is Ridin' It...

Meet Nick and Paul: two guys who are really into cereal. This is where they explain why they're doing this and what's ahead for this podcast. Topics discussed: Putting together Your IKEA Mueslix; Variety Pack Oatmeal is like a Carton of Cigarettes; Cereal is Meal Independence; Cows Love Kids and California; Nick's Food Elitism; Paul's Love for Chili's Skillets; A Collective Love for Publix; Cereal...