Super Cereal Podcast

Paul and Nick: back at it again! The Cereal Boys catch up and munch on what they missed over the past 8 (8?!) years. They are older. They are wiser. They have thoughts about nature cereal. And ice. And Arby's still? Topics include: Bringing the Old Timers Back; We Could Be Huge Right Now; Cereal Indoctrination; Paul Needs Secret Vegetables; Artisan Bananas from the Farmers Market; Free Rent for th...

Paul and Nick mix it up with some mix in suggestions. Nick is very open-minded about goes into a cereal and Paul is more reserved. So it's a very on brand episode. Topics include: Cereal Bandits!; Nanner Rules; Bringing Berries to the Bowl; Fruit Follies!; Choosing Your Sweet Poisons; Secret Number 6; Zoe Sultana; Grape Woes; Do We Deserve Real Chocolate?; Almond Luxury; Is Jazz Style a Mix In? Or...

Paul and Nick delight in Apple Cinnamon Toast Crunch to differing degrees but are back in the game. Watch out, haters. Are there haters? There are always haters. Watch out! Topics include: A Study in Nashville Heat; Previously On Tiny Toast; Apple Cinnamon Excitement; The Apple Cinnamon Siblings; Slow Claps and Minds Blown; Literally Reading the Box; Ranking the Top 5 Toast Crunches; Apple Cinnamo...

Paul and Nick ennui their way through Rip's Big Bowl, the health food cereal from Whole Foods! Why don't you take the challenge and eat some today? We should share the pain! Topics Include: A Rip Meet Cute; Texture, Taste, and Exit; The Most Bland Jazz; Hoping for a Raisin; Blandsome Shaming; An Invitation for Mix-Ins; Life is Too Beautiful to Waste; Paul Gets Dark. Again; Nick Suddenly Realizes H...

Paul and Nick make their way through other Grandpa Cereals this week with All-Bran and Fibre-One. If you thought Grape Nuts had a lot of opportunity for scatalogical goofs, man, this one is wall-to-wall with the stuff. Warning for all those who aren't into poop jokes. Topics include: Goat Hand; We Don't Need Urban Horses; Old Timey Bike Rescue; Nick's Science Corner: Dietary Fiber; Beeline for You...

Paul and Nick grind their way through Grape Nuts, the first installment in a series celebrating(ish) the wonderful fiber-ful cereals your grandfather has to eat after a lifetime of chili dogs. Maybe pull up a chair for your pappy and he can enjoy in the misery. Topics include: Thank You for Being a Friend; Cereals for the Old Gullyworks; The Peanut Butter Transformation; The Cure for Boozin' and L...

Paul and Nick divvy up split cereals, another Ralston gimmick from the 80s with two kinds of cereal in one box. How did we get here? What did it mean? When will it come back? Who are we? Topics include: You Just Can't Lose; What Does King Nicholas Choose Today?; Nerds Dispersions; Nerd Mascot Discussion; It's a Cereal, Wow; Well, Holo, Everyone; The Five Christmas Presents You Meet in Heaven; The...

Paul and Nick dunk into cookie cereals featuring Cookie Crisp (boooo), Girl Scout Cookies cereals (hmmm), and Keebler Cookie Dough Crunch (yaaaaaay). Topics Include: Kevin Costner Superfans; The Cookie Warlock; That Howl Though; New vs Classic Cookie Crisp; IHOP Express; Let Us Count the Ways (of Horribleness); Unto the Breach of Real Cookie Cereal; Cookie Thunder; Girl Scout Girl Talk; Kellogg's...

Paul and Nick roll up their sleeves for Cereals that Do Good, brands that donate to charity or do good works for the community. If you're looking for a way to contribute with your dollar (and your cereal craving) these might be good places to start. Topics include: Paul and Nick Pat Themselves on the Back; Box Tops for Education and Box Murder; Camel and Dog Beach Party (No Cowboys Allowed); Kello...

Paul and Nick ring in the year with all the cereals new for 2017. They remain hopeful as ever, praising the sugary cereals and making Seinfeld references. We are your calm in the storm. With cereal. Topics include: Too Many Nick and Paul Podcasts; Cereal A Go?; The Future is Now!; Blueberry Pancake Decadence; Astronaut Ice Cream Does Not Befit Our Heroes; Keebler Hits on All Three Phases; A Cabine...

Paul and Nick sleigh through this year's holiday cereals, laughing so much our bellies are like bowls full of jelly. We're jolly, not fat! It's the last episode of the year, folks! Smell you later, 2016! Topics include: A Lot of Time Not Talking About Cereal; A Festive Bunch with a Festive Crunch™™™®; Columbus Day Crunch; Brand Standards Sleeping Aids; Trapper Cap'n; Jim Has a Set Tonight; Holiday...

Paul and Nick stiff-upper-lip through a selection of British cereals with special guest/field correspondent Courtney! Some are amazing, some are abysmal, some taste like corn. Come with us on a journey across the pond! Topics include: College Cereal Rebellion; All the Food Laws We Broke; Krave Choco Roulette and Chocolate from Another Land; American Cereals are Poppycock; Ricicles and Jazz Style;...

Paul and Nick muse about the possibilities of a cereal restaurant in this super-sized episode. They talk about everything from milk Freestyle machines to couch covering options to the after-hours menu. It's comprehensive. What do you think a cereal restaurant should have? Topics include: Payce, Product 19; Cereal as a Service; Paul and Nick, Cereal Economists-at-Large; Location, Location, Location...

Paul and Nick go micro as they discuss Single Serve cereal options. They also discuss half-full bags of chips and milk in jugs so join us on this journey as we become a podcast for grandpas. Topics include: The Spaghetti and Cereal Equivalency; The Small Box Entrapment; Eating out of the Box Like Savages; Powered by Honey Bunches of Oats; Trains, Planes, and Tiny Boring Boxes; Creating Memories an...

Paul and Nick sink their teeth into donuts and the cereals that try to emulate a donut. Not doughnut because no way does an ugh belong anywhere near anything as lovely as a donut. Topics Include: Pop Tarts Theory Extended to Donuts; Love to All You Donuts Out There; Breakroom Donut Etiquette; Donuts are a Flat Circle; Athletes Who Retire to Sugar Comas; Donut Memories; BYOD Donut Festivals; A Fanc...

Paul and Nick get all creepy crawly with Halloween cereals of all shapes and sizes. Are you ready to get spooky? Topics include: Throwing Away the Monster Vote; The Value of Revolting Milk; Halloween: The Disposable Holiday; The Dream of the 90s Halloween Cereal; Bringing Sand to the Beach; You Mean Like a Walkman?; The Candy Corn Flavor Paradox; Who's Laughing Now, DeVry?; Kellogg's Gets Spooky;...

Paul and Nick swim through all the other hot cereals like Cream of Wheat, grits, polenta, and so many others. Who knew there were this many opportunities to soak grains in stuff to make them edible? Topics include: Kiss My Grits; Way to Go, Cream of; A Cream of Wheat Renaissance is Due; Crunchberry Cinnabon Bits are Real; Hello, Darkness, My Old Friend; Never is a Long Time; Quaker Mad Men; Grit T...

Paul and Nick glop their way through oatmeal today, allowing Nick to shine and assuaging Paul's distaste. Will Paul ever be satisfied? He will never be satisfied. Topics include: Open Hearts, Open Minds; Official Cereal Sashes; Cut and Roll, Man; Lincoln, Played by Paul; The Biggest Disappointment in Cereal History; Business Breakfast Adventures; The Upside Down Through Oatmeal; Would Paul Eat It?...

Paul and Nick safari their way through the wilds of Enviorkidz. Turned off by the story, they still manage to find a way to really like these cereals. Who knew? Topics include: Knock-off Captain Planet; Ancient Civilization Snobbery; Pauls Pre-Historic Humor; Envirokidz Virgins; The Surprising Taste Test; Eating Toast like Oreos; Wringing the Bees onto a Loaf of Poison; The Story of Ugh; The Natur...

Paul and Nick trudge through Life cereal today with a special guest: writer/author/wordsmith Bret Gunter! He's a very brave man for sharing his Life-related gastrointestinal issues. A brave man indeed. Topics include: Oh, Jason; Son of a Gunt!; Turning the Chairs Around; Marketing through Customer Error; Chasing that Dragon Called Life; The Children Factor/Struggle; When Raisins Make Things Terrib...

Paul and Nick crunch through Granola this week, discussing both questions of taste and metaphysics. It gets deep and contentious, folks. Listen to those tensions rise! Topics include: Hollywood Quakers; The World Will Go On Without You; The Granola Question; Granuuuuuula; Tougher Than Grape Nuts; The True Kellogg Legacy; Paul's Attempted Entrapment; Nick Goes Bear Naked; The Resealable Bag Revolut...

Paul and Nick sports it up when they talk about Sports and Cereals: Wheaties, Frosted Flakes, Flutie Flakes and even Vrooms. Not to mention the greatest Superfriends of Athletes ever conceived. Topics include: We Are Not Athletes, Surprising No One; The Cap'n is High on Life; Obama's Monday - Friday Cereal; How to Make Your Own Raisin Bran; The Coveted Wheaties Cover Fat Shaming; Denominations of...

Paul and Nick scoop some pumpkin and pumpkin spice cereals out of the old gourds, aka grocery stores stocking fall cereals in early September. The results are surprising. No, really. Surprising! Topics include: The Eating Season; Nostradonuts; Land of Lincoln, Land of Pumpkins; Pumpkins Fully Realized; All the Pumpkin Nonsense; Cinnamon and Water Cure Danger; Birth of the PSL and the Earth was Sal...

Paul and Nick give you some of the deleted scenes from the last few episodes of the podcast to show you their hilarious range of interests. Some cereal, some not so much cereal. Topics include: Ken Hudson Campbell Sounds Like a Frosted Mini Wheat; Shufflepuck Referee; Interns Have the Best Ideas; Duck Tales and Pirates of the Caribbean Fan Fiction; Cereal for the Puns; Shrek Superfans in the 2010s...

Paul and Nick dive deeper into Raisin Bran for the Season 1 Finale, going over everything that was missed during the discussion of Flakes in Episode 1. Or mostly everything. Nobody's perfect. Topics include: Bran is Comedy Gold; The Wolf Is Nothing but Sweet Sugar; The History of Raisins?; Health Food Masquerading as Candy; Big Cereal Strikes Again; Total Helps You Sleep at Night; Paul's Alt-U Sun...