Streaming Wasteland

This Monday, it's all about Star Wars because this Friday, we're watching The Force Awakens! We also talk about how they're adapting The Pina Colada Song into a movie and for why are they doing this, the new Jurassic trailer, new De Niro movie coming, and more!

This week, we take a look at one of 2015's greatest films and ask ourselves, "Does it deserver to be remembered so highly? What happened with the Furiousa movie? And will you witness me?" Join us as we rediscover George Miller's Mad Max Fury Road.

Hey folks, little bit of a change-up in our process. We'll be releasing full episodes on Friday, and some general movie talk on Monday. So join us this week as we talk about the sheer amount of unecessary sequels and remakes coming this year, whether or not someone should remake Rebel Moon, and more!

Ridley Scott didn't put any xenomorphs in this one, and honestly... woulda KINDA made it better. Listen to us dissect the conflicting narratives in The Last Duel and lament the lack of Ripley in this week's episode!

Did you know there's a movie where Anne Heche and Sandra Oh fistfight? Neither did we! Listen to us take on this movie that no one saw and no one should!

This week, it's the Mid90s again, as told by Jonah Hill, I guess. As someone who grew up in the mid90s, I can firmly say that my life was NOT like this, but it's a fine movie, with one VERY questionable scene.

This week, we're watching The Last Thing He Wanted, which is also, fittingly, the last thing WE wanted. Come listen as we go over a forgotten thriller that probably should have remained buried in the wastes instead of polluting our tastes. Wow, we're poets and we didn't even realize that we'd rhymed!

Gonna be honest, we didn't have high hopes for this one, but it ended up surprising us! Horror comedies are a tough sell, but this one landed and ended up on our "don't burn for fuel" shelf in the bunker!

This week, we couldn't decide what topic to cover, so we did a grab bag of a bunch of christmas topics. Listen to us wish for a certain politician to end up in Santa's Sack, discuss which Home Alone is better, talk about the merits of Elf, and more!

Cosmic Sin absolutely needs to go to confession for being this bad.

This week, we took on X! Not the app, but the movie, starring Mia Goth! Listen in as we talk about the late DMX, what we think of this movie, and make silly jokes!

They said it was unfilmable, they said it couldn't be done, but it was! Now was it worth it? Let's find out together! TW for this episode for child abuse and mutilation, there's absolutely no way around it.

We don't know why people aren't talking about this movie! What a great film! Listen in as we recap this hidden gem in this week's episode of Streaming Wasteland!

Have you heard of this thing called D&D? I guess it's a board game of some kind? I dunno, the movie was fun though!

Returning to our roots a little, here's a movie that stastically no one saw, no one heard about, and we can barely remember. Will Dallas ever find his father? Will Joe ever walk away? Will Greg and Ringo ever care? Find out in this week's installment of Streaming Wasteland!

Wrapping up the Alien Saga and October's Horror of Horrors Spooktacular, it's Alien Romulus! And what a movie to end on- the latest offering in the franchise totally rules. Does it rule enough to get a perfect score from us? Can it land that coveted 6 out of 9? Will we ever think that joke is not funny? Tune in and find out!

We're here with the final episode of season 1! Will Sydney and Marcus return? Will Carmy get the stick out of his ass? Will Richie finally learn to love? All this and more in this weeks episode!

The long-awaited follow up to Prometheus, Alien: Covenant asks us questions like, "What if Alien movies were about anything but Aliens" and "Why does Ridley Scott hate AI?" Listen in as we attempt to answer these questions AND MORE!

That's right, we're still in space, no one can hear us, and we're learning about the origins of the Xenomorphs and potentially all intelligent life in the galaxy with Prometheus! Listen in as we try to figure out why people don't run sideways, what it means if Ancient Aliens are real, and whether or not anyone actually wanted this movie!

Holy crap what an episode! Come listen to us react to Sydney's very bad day, Carmy's even worse reaction, and Richie getting not-so-mortally wounded!

Ripley's last ride is here, and it's actually better than we remember! Listen to us talk about how some good direction took a movie that could have been a stinker and turned it into something remarkably passable.

Hooooo boy. This is the one the Alien Franchise never really recovered from. Listen to us talk about the development hell of this movie, potential other versions, rejected scripts, bad acting, unnecessary scenes, and more! Also, we talk about the top 10 halloween candies.

Another Friday, another watch of the Bear! This week, Richie finds himself lost, the restaurant experiences a scary event, and Carmy gives Sydney the WORST feedback. Don't forget to like and subscribe! Leave a comment with your worst feedback from a boss, superior, friend, etc.

This time we're taking a look at the best, most-frustratingly named Alien movie, Aliens! Althought we all know it's Alien 2. Either way, it's a masterpiece from James Cameron and our chests are bursting with love (and xenomorphs) for this film.

This week, in the spirit of spookyness, we're looking at Alien, Ridley Scott's classic from 1979! We're big fans, and we miss this kind of monster space horror, and we wonder if anyone has actually done it well since! Listen along as we take a frightful trip down memory lane.