Streaming Wasteland

This week, we sat down to watch the movie everyone's talked about all year, Obsession! No need to say more, jump in and listen!

Time to get spooky up in the wasteland! We're starting our horrorfest with a little bit of a slow burn, 2026's Hokum! Do we believe in witches? Was the whole thing a dream? Has Ben Wyatt just gone mad with power after the Cones of Dunshire succeeded? Listen in to find out!

It's everyone's second favorite alien! Or maybe 3rd? Or maybe 90th? Either way, come listen to us try to handle the absolute product placement masterpiece that is Mac and Me!

We hop on humanity's last train this week to get a feel for what the future looks like for us!

Sometimes, you roll the dice on a movie and you learn that pollution is solved by turning into a dragonfly. Yup, that's this movie!

This week, we take a stroll through Tubi to one of Woody Allen's best received movies! What do we think? Tune in to find out!

This is a quick break down on the new movie from earlier this year and talking about how the movie was excting and fun to watch.

This week, we're looking at a movie about the movies set in the past! There's also a mystery! Come listen along!

Rounding out the bad movies of 2016 is maybe one of the most pandering-ist movies we've ever seen! A hallmark movie with a full budget and no commercial breaks, come check out Mother's Day!

We would say this movie isn't worth remembering, but statistically, you probably never heard of it in the first place. Congrats! If you're curious about what it is... you should listen to this week's episode, but be warned that this is a very not good movie.

A contender for our favorite screensaver ever, Alice Through the Looking Glass tells a story where every act ends on a raised stake, or ends with Borat at a tea party. How did this sit with us? You'll have to listen to find out!

From a production standpoint, Suicide Squad has a tragic backstory befitting the edgelord rogue archetype. As a finished product? You'll have to listen in to find out.

This week, we escape our own Animuses...Animi? Whatever, we get out of our own memories and into the minds of Michael Fassbender and Marion Cotillard who are somehow in this movie! Check out our episode now!

It's time to enter the World of Warcraft... one. This film attempts to retell the story of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans and does... a job. What did we think of it? Are we converts to war? Find out in this week's episode of Streaming Wasteland!

Just in time for America's 250th birthday comes a movie that'll make you think "Wow, 1996 was a long time ago." Is this is a pass or a fail from us? Did we have a resurgence of our lunch while watching? Only one way to find out!

But why male models? That's the funniest this movie gets, and it's not in this movie.

A movie from the 80s about Killer Klowns that come from space to kill.

Just yikes with this one, folks. Gods of Egypt is about many things, maybe too many things, but definitely NOT about using your time well. Listen along as we try to unpack this CGI monstrosity.

Wooooooof. Huge swing and a miss here from the Wayans with this week's movie, "50 Shades of Black!"

According to this movie, the best part of every joke is when you land it, and then beat it into the ground. That's the key to comedy! Also, check out My Streaming Bubble! https://open.spotify.com/show/4yndCROZxZUUydOGPhaTlJ?si=5e65970df7544bdd

It's hard for us to believe that this was released in theaters. It's harder to believe that anyone would want this on their streaming service, but that's the world we live in, it seems! Check out Norm of the North this week on Streaming Wasteland!

Saving the best of the best for last, 2016's last "good" movie is The Nice Guys! Find out what we think in this week's episode!

Holy crap, guys, there's a Legends of the Hidden Temple MOVIE?! Let's check in on Olmec ALL THESE YEARS later.

Take a walk with us into the rarely seen world of Trad Dads as we watch Viggo and family struggle with ideas like "society" and "socialization" in this week's movie!

Ringo and I stumbled across this relic on a quest for water, and somehow, it was just about thirsty eighteen year olds. Come see what we think of the plotless wonder that is Everybody Wants Some!!