Story Time with Uncle Beanbag

Leave me a message or suggestion Three chapters covered in this episode. 6, 7 & 8. There was a delay in getting this out but it's finally uploaded and available for listening.  Thank you for the support.

Leave me a message or suggestion Episode 2 featured chapters 4 and 5 which starts kicking the mystery into gear. Jim Fafner is on the trail of what the Jagdpanther actually is and he'll find himself face to face with someone that will change the entire course of his life in the next few chapters.  Thank you for listening to Panzer Spirit with me. 

Leave me a message or suggestion Starting off the second season of Story Time with Uncle Beanbag with one of my all time favorite books called Panzer Spirit. It's about a long sleeping tank that absorbed the soul of it's former commander waking up in the late 1980's to go on a rampage against Cold War Era military equipment in Germany.  It blends fantasy, history and myth pretty wel...

Leave me a message or suggestion It's finally over. I can be released from this madness that started months ago. This is the final chapter and the final part of the book being the epilogue. I'm done. I'm so fucking done. I don't ever want to read another nanobot vampire anything for the rest of my life. So here y'all go, enjoy. Explanation of what the nanobots actually are...

Leave me a message or suggestion In this second to last episode for this season we see Jet awaken post Vampire transformation. We also get new lore for the Nanobot Vampire insanity and there's also the confrontation between the Brass Circle and the rest of them... kind of... 

Leave me a message or suggestion Well it finally happened after the two main characters Jet "Thunderbuns" Lassiter and Quinn "What the fuck" got together that they decide to turn Jet or rather Jet decides to volunteer to be turned and this episode covers most of that. 

Leave me a message or suggestion In this week's episode we finally achieve sex and it's not nearly as purply prosey as I had suspected it would be. Things are starting to draw to a close, there's no resolution in sight and in a month I'll finally be done with this fucking book. 

Leave me a message or suggestion In this short episode not a lot happens and we really don't learn anything that is explained. Some deep lore drops and then is promptly walked away from which really kind of annoys me. Shortest episode so far. 

Leave me a message or suggestion In this episode we learn Tomato has a twin and he's been here the entire time, We also learn that the whole debate I had about multiple life mates was thrown a curve ball that I seriously doubt that the author Lyndsay Sands thought about all the implications of. Another sexless episode of the Vampire Sex Book. 

Leave me a message or suggestion Who doesn't love a shopping montage? Well, I don't for one. This time around we have two mysterious dog walks (you'll see when you listen) and a shopping montage that ends in a cliffhanger.  Will Jet and Quinn ever have sex? Will Francis ever get recognized for the work he's done? Will Russel ever admit his gruff exterior is because deep down he...

Leave me a message or suggestion Can you make cheese with Vampire breast milk if the nanobots exist in the milk? If you can, how much does someone need to eat before they become a vampire? I'm at the speculating again because of some information presented that utterly confused me and may have potentially broken the entire established lore for the series. 

Leave me a message or suggestion In this episode we get into a little bit of heavy emotional things and Jet "Thunderbuns" Lassiter proves that he's a petulant teenager even though he's in his 30's. We're introduced to some new characters and then there's a dog. 

Leave me a message or suggestion The shortest episode yet in which Jet interrupts Quinn and Mary then they get to some heavy petting before shotgun blast to the shoulder victim Lucian and his crew come in and they start talking.  In this episode I talk about Colonel Sanders, Centaur Anatomy (again) and more. 

Leave me a message or suggestion Post coital... or rather heavy mutual petting to completion, Quinn is forced to confront herself and why she's been the way she's been for four years. This episode shifts focus to a much more in depth exploration of Quinn's character in a way I did not frankly expect but it also raises way too many questions that I don't think will ever be answe...

Leave me a message or suggestion Our intrepid vampire/mortal couple are rescued by none other than some guy who I think heads the vampire family. Quinn and Jet are forced to recognize their feelings for each other and they battle a giant tiger over a box of sugar breakfast cereal.  Only half of that is true. 

Leave me a message or suggestion Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman and Jet Thunderbuns have reached civilization... somewhat. Now they've endangered several others including a red head with boobs way too big for her frame. Can they keep everyone safe from the threat of the blood lust crazed Russian vampires before they tear everyone apart? The only way to know is to listen and learn about how I got sh...

Leave me a message or suggestion The dream became reality and Quinn gave in to her need for blood and sucked Jet off... kinda... The writing does not improve and now we start getting into the sexual prose that is bad.  Enjoy! 

Leave me a message or suggestion The fourth chapter of Mile High with a Vampire in which I talk about Fry Sauce, losing my sense of smell, men's involvement or lack there of in child rearing and much more. The story aint getting better but the tangents and rants are. 

Leave me a message or suggestion What happens when you combine a psychic nanobot vampire and a pilot who's an idiot with rock hard abs? This dang book. This week we cover them swimming in a river in eastern Canada and getting banged up but not in the way you'd imagine.

Leave me a message or suggestion Chapter 2 of the ludicrous romance novel by Lyndsay Sands, Mile High with a Vampire. Does it get better? Of course not. But it's entertaining to listen to me get enraged.  

Leave me a message or suggestion I randomly picked up the book Mile High with a Vampire by Lynsay Sands. In this episode I start reading chapter 1.