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cheese dust made me choke, new toaster, familiar places in dreams is a different dimension where skating is better than chicks are hotter and nicer, tomato soup is ok, potato soup, french dip was too salty and fries don't exist, replaced a toilet and now i need to pass a drug test, a skater got run over in las vegas hit n run, heat exhaustion while skating #skateboarding

you guys are gonna try to snap a deck and wreck your knee one day, i found the streamer room on fremont street, picatta pork chop was INSANELY GOOD, potato leek soup coming soon, french dip craving, fundamentals of caring #skateboarding 

I slammed my ribs bad, ufc cheeseburgers, hockey is over, whole foods and ai is not a good mix, 1000 people blocked me, i was attacked in a dream but all i had to do was ask the gorilla about jason park, i have colorful lights everywhere now, stove sold, maternal instinct is crazy, vast of nights wasn't very good #podcast

I skated in the dry hot desert, fights and food on sunday, the bar by my house has the worst pizza ever created, my kitchen lighting will soon be changed forever, vx1000 was laughed at as a webcam, but praised as a skate cam, my pest control is secretly charging me,  ghost war sucks, train dreams was great #podcast 

you can actually SEE the bug! skating is hot. quesadilla prices are skyrocketing, i survived an earthquake, hockey playoffs are great, dead mans wire, my dreams are getting crazy, eddie murphey is the best, the boys ending was decent #podcast 

feels good to do something nice without needing to film it, rip marc johnson, new spot is extremely slippery, gave a guy some water and tea, koopa hurt his foot, cleaned my backyard from years worth of clutter, ribeye was CRAZY good, worst ex ever, jfk netflix show #podcast 

restored an old spot, pickleball win, kill tony is ok, #podcast i have to paint my house and clean everything, selling an oven, hanging out with someone who you never see drink is kinda neat

ufc was great, pork tacos, Mississippi pot roast, hockey fines, pickle ball, familiar places in dreams, what are sun spots no one knows, i wont overheat skating this year, lord of the flies is too slow, castle rock is dumb #podcast 

poor darkslide got the boot but cashed in instead, met old friend skating, ufc is gonna be great, arbol salsa is a hit, chicken wings for free, castle rock, gordon ramsey, herrs chips reaper #podcast 

falling on the skateboards hurts everything, pork chop n charro beans, made a whole chicken plus stock, dog pooped on the sidewalk should i be mad? newgen people who complain in the comments are a version of karen, 48 dms in a single day on two accounts is kind of weird, streamer got hit by a car twice, gordon ramsey, hulk hogan documentary, castle rock #podcast 

Lazy Non Skater Watches Me Make Fun Of Lazy Non Skaters, salad with real parm, need a tarp, hockey playoffs, FOUR LOKO, i was on ricky glasers show, 420 birthday #podcast 

front crook wasnt crook enough, charro beans, ufc was crazy, new ideas for shirts? slomo hugging, who is feeding peacocks, boots was ok, love on the spectrum is great, dark winds fell apart #podcast 

GOOD WILL SUCKS, GOOD SAVE in skating, gambling and table breaking has been super fun, ufc josh hokit WILL HE WIN?, long beach premiere, salsa and chicken, skating with friends is fun #podcast

chicken piccata, poop at a birthday party, workout is going good, hurt my butt skating, skate premiere #podcast 

skating was great, newgens hate it, grass fed grain finished ribeye, birria pork chop, salsa video is great, spontaneous combustion, trash day was a nightmare, dalk walkwith grasshoppers, taxes suck, workouts have begun,dark winds, mark normand is great #podcast

allergies were really bad, skated miniramp for local video, its getting very hot, flowers grew but will soon be gone, daewon song video hurt peoples feelings even though i only said nice things, salsa video coming soon, i went into a bank vault and it was neat, one piece is ok #podcast 

pollen count was at maximum today, i mastered salsa, birria grilled cheese, bad bread, sharney and lamont are great, texx karaoke studio, bring meat on my birthday party #podcast

skating is great, free 9mm, bring meat no gift, salsaboy evolution, new phone lets me sleep from call filtering, internet isp tried to scam me 100% on purpose, modern skaters don't know what a male skater looks like 2 years into his professional career, deep water horizon, born a champion #podcast

fakie flip didn't work, sports betting made me get a new phone which worked out great, i will soon be the true salsaboy, taquitos are great but could there actually be something better? #podcast

crazy week, its been so cold, skating is great, leeks made into soup and pasta, new skate contest format ideas, weed soda #podcast 

skateboarding was great this week and it's nice to appreciate those days, i played pool in spanish and it was great, taquitos were a great success for bkfc, crazy horse, arlovski, the half time shows were not super great, having a rc car at the skatepark is not cool, having a fake skateboarding youtube is comparably uncool, if you get advice from a facebook group called 'skaters over 30' then plea...

The dryer saga comes to an end, sprayed my yard, positivity, 1 month no weed means dreaming about tampons, skaters hate pickleball, ufc taquitos, door dashing beer, glasses being adjusted changed my whole week #podcast 

The dryer saga continues, should i buy all new socks, we dont have to live like this, bean food means farting a lot, bartender called me a tweaker, stream has been so fun lately, welcome to flavortown, nose stall 360, dane burman, what kind of skaters like funny videos #podcast 

tables got broke, arm bug bite, steak reward, ufc and comedy, food, bartender got fired in an unusual way, getting a new dryer, HOW DO I NOT GET LEFT BEHIND BY TECH, rip kinda sucks #podcast 

WE achieved the impossible, floppyjimmie dream, ham cheese caesar salad, laundromat fiasco, table break coming soon, slammed on my shoulder while people played on their phone but i still landed SOMETHING, smoke alarm battery replacement, weed is ruining homeland? #podcast