Stoner Chicks Podcast

AS THE BONG TURNS I-IV Written by Stephani Thompson Performed by Grace Penzell, Phoebe Richards, Kayla Teel, and Stephani Thompson

New Episode! Tenth Wake 'n' Bake! We're on a roll for our last weekly episode (find us at patreon.com/stonerchicks in your browser, folks) and are asking QUESTIONS. Eating DONUTS. Smoking BONGS. Laughing HARD. Anddddddd making sure to stay silly. Come along for this extra long friendship showdown while we ask things like, which hole is the jelly hole? And, more classically: Wuhh would...

New episode! KEEP SUBSCRIBED to this feed in February for announcements, compilations, and teasers in the future. For future new eps after 1/31, go to patreon.com/stonerchicks - Anyway a LOT of BIG topics in this week's episode! Important rocks. Parking lot rocks. Space Rocks (thanks Audrey). Then PISS OR KISS, then Small Business Time! Then Weed in the News! Then Happy Animal News Break! It's a j...

Happy 200th, Stoners! In this episode, we get *not* Underbaked and listen to CLIPS CLIPS CLIPS. We’ve got As the Bong Turns compilations, we’ve got Bong Box montages, folks. And they’re funny! So Happy Clipsmas, and join us as we listen back to some of our favorite moments of the last 200 episodes. We love you, and thank you for listening. PLEASE join us over at Patreon.com/StonerChicks to keep th...

In this week’s episode, the much anticipated Season Finale of As the Bong Turns read LIVE by the Stoner Chicks! Featuring twists and turns you’ll never expect.  What is Cha Cha? Who is GF??!!!! Plus, Steph encounters a fancy electronic dab rig, and Phoebe sends in a High Thought about drinking from straws. Also, Steph describes duck farts! Past Episodes of As the Bong Turns: 148. As the Bong Turns...

Happy New Year from the Stoner Chicks! Grace gets baked and studies Julie d’Aubigny in an all-new Danklopedia, Stephani makes a delicious new Weedatouille treat, and Kayla and Grace make important distinctions between Reddit threads about trees and Reddit threads about weeds.

Steph receives a blast from the past, Phoebe recaps our 2024 Stoner Movie Book Club movies from worst to 1st, and all four chicks detail their Weed Wishes for 2025. Happy New Year, sweet stoners! 💚

The Stoner Chicks are back in school, discussing lobster colleges and getting high before you are boiled alive. Stephani brings another edition of Stephani’s Super Dumb Quiz where you can find out which vanlife gadget recommended by YouTube sensation, Lulu’s Way you are! So niche! So dumb! And Grace brings the class with glass on another episode of GetBakedtoven.

This week kicks off with Phoebe christening a new bong from Bird & Mouse Glass that the gals have dubbed Judy. An amazing voicemail high thought from one of our favorite listeners! And then our last SMBC listener suggested film brought to you by our very own Kayla Teel, the Netflix movie Feast of the Seven Fishes. The gals get horny for the holidays discussing this nostalgic holiday romp.

This week on Stoner Chicks, Phoebe tells us about some thrilling hockey action from the Seattle Kraken and Steph brings a High Thought about returning fashion trends! Then, Grace tells the chicks about Stoner of the Week Billie ‘Lady Day’ Holiday and they lay out the perfect recipe for enjoying the season.   Cited sources:  -‘Billie’ (2019) directed by James Erskine  -‘Blues Legacies and Black Fem...

This week, the chicks talk about building community, looking inside (LITERALLY) and play some games!

Join the chicks for another listener-suggested SMBC as they dive into The Fallout, starring Jenna Ortega. But before that, flu-infested Stephani battles through a high thought about Canadian bacon. Meanwhile, Phoebe eloquently breaks down the film's synopsis, and the chicks unanimously agree—The Fallout was an outstanding recommendation.

This week the Stoner Chicks are all together to hear what Kayla saw while she was high. Could it be a relaxing afternoon without her foil hat in a wooden UFO shaped building for a sound bath? Maybe! We ponder a high thought about faces, Grace steals another segment from Stephani and creates her own Super Dumb Quiz. Kayla hosts a game and Phoebe recommends another reality show up on her bong box!

This week the Stoner Chicks make an announcement, then dive into a High Thought about chips that gets mouths watering. Luckily, the hunger can be cured with Buzzed Feed. Bennifer 2.0 is over and Phoebe is here to break it all down. Also, the Chicks are a bit divided on their feelings for Gwyneth Paltrow while in agreement that vampires might just be time travelers. #SYW

Stoner Chick Stephani experiences a marijuana miracle and the chicks talk through a high thought about butterflies. In the latest edition of Stoner Movie Book Club, the gals get filthy discussing the 1994 John Waters film, Serial Mom! Did Steph recommend this one? Yes. Does she give it a perfect bong rating? Yes. Yes, she does. --- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stonerchickspodcast.co...

Listen in and join the coven! This Halloween season the Stoner Chicks do a deep dive into witches and witchcraft! Stephani delves into the haunting history of 15th and 16th-century witch hunts in Europe and America, where none of the executed were actual witches. Phoebe shares her personal connection as a descendant of one of the women who were wrongly accused, and discusses pop culture portrayals...

This week’s spine-chilling episode kicks off with Phoebe taking a hit from a giant ice bong, sparking a wild high thought about how many corpses people would actually swim with. Stephani reveals her ultimate list of horror movie villains most likely to join a smoke sesh. And finally, brace yourself for a special spooky edition of Stoner Debates, hosted by Phoebe. Who will be crowned champion? ---...

High thoughts! Fucked Up Physics! Things Phoebe saw (and endured for 23 seconds) while she was high! --- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stonerchickspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Become a Patron! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/stonerchicks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Grace Penzell ( ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@gracepenzell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ), Phoebe Ri...

Join the Stoner Chicks as they wake up and explore the cosmos, discussing everything rotating around the sun, from aliens and psychedelic mushrooms (allegedly) to the mysteries of moon caves and the Artemis mission! Alien Phoebe introduces a quirky game from her hag bag, while Grace pitches her out-of-this-world film, Future Laboratory Babies. --- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stonerch...

Join Kayla and Phoebe for another episode of SMBC as they dive into the cult classic "Detroit Rock City." Midway through, Stephani joins the conversation after navigating some roadside chaos, adding her two cents. How does this film resonate with the Stoner Chicks? Tune in to find out! --- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stonerchickspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Become a Patro...

Get ready for another thrilling episode of As the Bong Turns ! The whole gang is back, and the drama is at an all-time high. Will Grace’s fate finally be revealed? And what will Phoebe do about the crooked doctor’s surprising marriage proposal? Tune in to find out—this episode is packed with twists, turns, and everything you’ve been waiting for! --- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stoner...

The gals get real goofy in an episode that starts with a high thought about people named Sheila and ends with Puff or Dare. Somewhere along the way, Stephani steals Phoebe’s Strain Game segment! Are they strains or are they heavy metal/punk rock vocalists? See if you can guess them all! --- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stonerchickspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Become a Patron...

First time in history! Never before happened! Just two Stoner Chicks for the first time ever! Kayla is rocking the nighttime weed while Phoebe is jamming on the get s**t done flower, all the while discussing F**ked Up Physics! Kayla talks of this year’s Nobel Prize winners who essentially proved that none of this is real?! Get brushed up on Entanglement theory and settle down to get your mind blow...

The Stoner Chicks are all together again! This week’s Stoner Movie Book Club pick is the 2001 box office bomb (but absolute romp), Josie and the Pussycats. Stephani becomes an invest-eggative reporter and dives into a possible conspiracy surrounding the Eggers Family cartoon, and a high thought about Gatorade takes the gals to weird places. ---- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stonerchicks...

This week, Stephani takes us diving into the JOY CORNER, Kate ruins us with a High Thought, Grace vaps, and we do gross, feminist, stoner, cat-themed Dab Libs! It’s pretty EGG-ceptional, we’d love for you to come along! ---- Find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.stonerchickspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Become a Patron! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/stonerchicks⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...