Stable But Not

We are here on this lovely Thursday and I guess Melissa decided she wanted to shout into her mic and we are CHAOTIC. So that’s that… 🫠 Tequila High Noon Seltzers?? Yeah it’s a no from Melissa and a hell yeah from Kelsey, duh. Kelsey is a T-Swift Stan all of a sudden???? Morgan Wallen, we may have pre-judged and we’re sorry 😮‍💨 THE GIVEAWAY IS ON AND POPPIN WE JUST SUCK AT LIFE AND EVERYTHING EL...

Thotties, you are in for a treat! We are putting the BUT NOT in Stable, but Not in this episode. Life is busy, we had no outline for this episode, so if hot and heavy, raw, off the cuff chit chat is what you like the most, this episode is for you 😜 We babble a lot with some hot takes from Melissa and Kelsey. We give a VERY important PSA to all you moms with hot single sons 👀 we get fired up with...

It is thottie Friday!!! 🤪 Life happened this week and well, we’re here to bring you all the unstableness of our lives to you on a good ol Friday. Kelsey started at a new gym, maybe permanently and it’s been a journey. The hassles of being a girl are REAL, from hair, makeup and keeping up with the tans it’s a lot ok and sometimes we have had enough 🤬 Y2k may be coming back and we are terrified fo...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STABLE BUT NOT! 🎉🥂 It is our one year anniversary and we are over the MOON excited to have been doing this for a year - even though it still blows our minds that it has even been that long! We talk out a hilarious misunderstood scenario, what we've learned over the past year, our favorite moments from the pod, and of course some of the funniest faves! 🤪 Not to mention, we drop s...

This episode we open on a serious note from the bottom of our hearts. We take a moment to recognize the lives lost in the Nashville shooting, and we hope we unify in this heavy time 💙❤️ The regularly scheduled chaos does continue though with the planning we've put into our social lives this year 🤪 Kelseys' hot take on a truly icky behavior by men, and PLEASE share your thoughts on this topic! Me...

IT'S GATTY DADDY! 🎉 We have two very special guests that we talk about all the time.... KYIA & MAYIA! We were in the mountains with our girls so of course we had to bring them on and attempt to recap the trip so far 🤪 Then once we pull ourselves together a bit we talk about advice we'd give our younger selves now, what we think we needed a little more of as kids, and of course some icky thin...

Thotties, we are diving straight into the chaos with dead bugs so there’s that 🙃 Has anyone ever heard of a specialist for a dog because Melissa sure hasn’t and once again, vets are scaaaamers…It’s Gatlinburg week—KIDDING! We had some technical difficulties so just laugh/cry/make fun of us with us and let’s all play the pretend game k??? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Hangover meals are ✨essential✨ and we want all th...

Thotties, I’m so sorry to say Melissa lied this week…. While being from Connecticut is her personality at this point, her new tattoo will have to wait for another day 🤷🏼‍♀️ Are we shocked that Melissa has more obscure Amazon purchases? Kimmy wasn’t going to let Kelsey off the hook for family… until she remembers Kelsey does in fact have her own family as well 🤪 Melissa brings us her very opinio...

Melissa’s obsessed with Joe??? Melissa is also obsessed with her family, as if we couldn't already tell 🤪, which tracks for her lately. Serious question though, whose dad ACTUALLY remembers their friends names?! Because Cash Money Mike sure doesn’t! Diving deep into the topics no one wants to talk about mostly and let’s just say the girlies love their boundaries 👏🏻EVERYONE ANNOYS EVERYONE JUST...

Melissa wasn’t prepared, Kelsey is breaking out into rashes, and quite literally we are not stable this week 🙃 We hear Melissa’s famous drunk voice memos and why does Melissa sound different....? Nickleback is for everyone and everyone needs to accept it, okay?! 😡 Outdoor concerts in the summer here in Georgia are a NO from Kelsey. We predict what we think Queen RiRi’s playlist will be for the S...

What is up guys! Kelsey is back and oh boy, she is bringing the unstable to the pod this week and Melissa is full blown encouraging her menty b 🫠 but don’t let that fool you, Melissa still makes questionable purchases that make Kelsey seem a little more sane 😂 we’re bringing you a quick PSYCHO recap, a dose of pop culture, more random thoughts, rant about Joe which means bringing Joey to Joe to...

Surprise surprise, Kelsey is sick AGAIN! 🤮 While we’re sending her our thots and prayers, Joey D has come, yet again to grace us with his lovingly monotone voice and one word zingers 😉 Joey and Miss started rewatching Jersey Shore and well, all we have to say is CABS ARE HERE! We discover Melissa’s love for rhinestones and bedazzled anything while discovering that Joey thinks Melissa is just lik...

What is up, thotties! 🥂This episode…well it’s…an AUDACIOUS one to say the least. Buckle up because Kelsey takes us on a ROLLER COASTER of a story this week 🫣 It’s definitely a wild ride so be sure to pull out your pen and paper to keep up because your head is surely going to spin throughout this ENTIRE episode! You are sure to be just as angry, baffled, and probably irate by the end 👀 Joe even...

NEW YEAR SAME CHAOS! It may be 2023, but Kelsey and Melissa are bringing you the same energy. This week we talk about eye popping purchases, but it wasn't with our money so 💅 We break down our top condiment choices, discuss reality tv shows and if we could survive them. Next week go into city girl vs the STICKS... or maybe we just like being in our homes and away from other people 🤷🏼‍♀️ Kelsey...

LAST EPISODE OF THE YEAR! Fear not though, we recap our chaotic 2022 and even give it a rating out of 10.... that definitely leaves 2023 with a lot of space to be better 🤣 we talk holiday season, traditions, and how unprepared we were and still are to actual be adults 🙃 but we do take a moment to brag on ourselves because well... why wouldn't we!? 💅 Kelsey's ick of the week is the last ick we c...

This week, while Kelsey fights the plague 😷, the Miss and Joey cast is back and we start hot and heavy with how Joey bought the wrong Christmas lights for the house 🤦🏼‍♀️ Does anyone else’s husband wait last minute to Christmas shop?? Because Joey does! 😡 Is being married just an automatic switch of becoming homebodies??? Along with Melissa, Joey also has a love for reality tv and he is in den...

  Welcome back thotties to another episode that we really cherish because Melissa’s life was THREATENED this past week and you guys get to hear all (*some) about it! Christmas is just around the corner and we're torn between feeling like a scrooge and also wanting to go all out like Cindy Lou Who’s family 🎄 Thotties with thots is back (finally Kelsey 🤪) and boy do we have a recommendation! All G...

We finally did it guys... the drunk episode is here and it is CHAOTIC. Please don't mind Melissa's voice; she partied a little too hard on Friendsgiving and sounds just like 40 year smoker she wheezes like 😮‍💨 We go on all sides of the spectrum in this one - from TJ Max, deodorant, parents, relationships, what bugs Kelsey, and even a fun little spelling bee which was quite  the treat in itself...

*Slight* mental health decline, party of two 🤦🏼‍♀️ What is up thotties! The girlies are back another week and starting off hot and heavy with routine check ins. We both came to the realization... or at least Melissa is having an unwelcome wake up call that we are in fact getting older and Melissa is traumatized to say the least! Friendsgiving is coming and we are EXCITED 😆 and before you ask, n...

Goooo dawgs, sic ‘em! We went to Athens y’all, and we survived… barely 😂 we recap our game day Saturday and of course we had different ideas of a what we consider a good way to spend the day. Melissa has some interesting random thoughts, Kelsey has a question and Melissa’s answer might get  her cancelled 💀 as always we wrap up with ick of the week and how Joey went to Joe 🤪 We’ll be back next w...

Our second guest is here and she’s an important one - Kimmy K is in the booty room with us this week!! We relive high school Kelsey and Melissa getting yelled at to now coming full circle and watching us as adults. We learn that bathroom etiquette is clearly not a thing with Melissa 🥴 Of course like mother like daughter, Kimmy K has some very strong opinions about a couple famous Kims and we just...

These thotties have a lot to talk about while being a hot mess, duh. Don't worry guys we haven’t forgotten about Thotties with Thoughts but... it's brief because well Kelsey 🤪 It’s been a busy couple of weeks, okay! So anyways (drink 😉) the Stable but Not girlies tackle conspiracy theories in this one and it definitely was a trip because like almost everything else, we don’t agree on some things...

JACK DADDY TIME HAS FINALLY COME AND WE WERE IN LOVE. This episode is a wild ride from the start of the day of the Jack Harlow concert to the very end. There are some oh so wonderful voice memos that all of you are so lucky to be able to listen to and of course the most hilarious stories to come with. It was about time we talked about what we’re most passionate about—FAST FOOD. We brought pack our...

JOEYS BDAY WEEKEND RECAP!!! ⛳️🤦🏼‍♀️🍻 this week we are giving the rundown of how we celebrated our very own Joey! We’re going to test YOUR knowledge of Kelsey & Melissa, and since it’s fall, we take a page from @thefrdishow and do a “Top 5 Fall Things” draft - let us know what draft you’re picking or if you change it completely! Follow along as Kelsey panics about marshmallows, dating, and...

MELISSAS BDAY WEEKEND RECAP! 🥂😜🤘🏻wow… we REALLY committed to our weekend slogan “feral and foul”. Enjoy this very bumpy ride as we talk about our going out process, how we stay in the zone, and how we prefer to recover from all the debauchery! As always, Kelsey’s dating stories are a doozy and Joey will always do something to end up as Joe, and we’ll do it all again next week!