Squeal

This week we’re squealing over a LOT. Jackie forgets the actual ending of the Bible 😭 while Yelo stans Judas at Jesus Christ Superstar (oops).  We debate bald guy catfishing (is a beanie a lie??) What do you think? 🧢👀 Jackie (aka Cheeky Velvet) gets LOCKED in a toilet mid-date (yes, the panic was real), 🚽💀 and we uncover exactly what Yelo was up to during Melbourne’s earthquake. 🌏😳  Plus, J...

She’s backkk 🎉 Miss Mecca queen, my new bestie, my man’s hot ex and today's BIRTHDAY GIRL: Sarah Siemon 🐷 This time, we’re playing SQUEAL or NO SQUEAL. Would you: 👯‍♀️ Hook up with two people from the same friend group? 📸 Post a bathroom selfie? 🤢 Throw up in the Uber? 📂 Keep a nudes folder? We’re rating it all, squeal-worthy or nah. PLUS we put ChatGPT to the test and absolutely lose it hea...

Squeal incoming 🐷 In this ep, Miss Cheeky Velvet welcomes makeup queen, Mecca-certified baddie, and her boyfriend’s ex (slash bestie, no biggie), Sarah Siemon! 💅 They're squealing:  💔 Being besties with your ex’s ex ♀️ Can boys and girls actually be just friends? ✂️ The rise and reign of the mullet 💀 Matching tattoos — regret or slay? And yes… THAT dating story. The one involving “If You’re Ha...

This week on Squeal, our pop star gal Jackie, is snout and about in Brisbane’s Valley, spilling the tea on where to dance, drink, and outright misbehave.  What’s she squealing about this week? Her new ASMR obsession (headphones highly recommended) If you’re not here for the tingles, you can skip to the 12 minute mark and still get a review of a live taste-test of Dubai chocolate, 🍫  and a nostalg...

Snout and About, baby 🐽 — In this ep, besties Yelo and Cheeky Velvet catch up on all things hot dads at Coles (there are categories now), weird supermarket staff, being trapped in a room just to dodge an awkward social situation.  We’re talking awkward bladder moments, eating in bed (squeal or grunt?), and when your date uses ChatGPT to flirt with you… romantic or robotic? Oh, and yes — Cheeky Ve...

💔 Welcome back to Squeal! 🐷 The chaos-themed podcast for those of us who believes revenge on your ex is a dish best served unhinged. In this juicy episode, Cheeky Velvet is joined by high school bestie Abbie Sims to unpack one seriously messy revenge plot, the unhinged rumours that followed, and… well, let’s just say maggots may have been involved. 🪰 💅 No dogs were harmed, but reputations? Deb...

🩷 Welcome to Squeal!  🐷 The chaos-themed podcast for anyone who lives for the plot. In this oink-fest of a first episode, Miss Cheeky Velvet spills on that time her housemate actually bought a pig (yes, seriously), moving to Melbourne with no plan except “follow your snout” 🐽 and shamelessly inserting herself into the lives of random creatives. She also shares her journey to becoming a pop arti...