Squeakquels: A Sequel Podcast

perhaps our most tired low effort episode yet. turns out the darklands is just portlandia

Not a real episode, but next week? A real episode.

We just need some time! Our lives got crazy. We miss you.

Guy Ritchie just can't stop making epic blockbuster fantasy movies but kind of from the streets, innit? A movie that should have gotten SIX sequels finally gets one. Kind of.

Jude and Jordan bring you BTS into the wet boys writer's room to show you how the mind of a writer creates each world and moment. To be clear this is all intentional and Jordan didn't write the script on purpose. This WAS FOR YOU! SO YOU COULD HEAR HOW A WRITER'S ROOM MIGHT SOUND!!!

Thats it, thats all! See you next week.

Clayton Hamburg, a real renaissance man, joins us to talk about the cozy little f*ck fest, "Shakespeare in Love" with that other Fiennes.

How many movies until it is a great franchise? Like Kylo Ren says, "More! More!" Leave us a review and a casserole please, we won't report you on the Citizen app.

David Tilstra (@davidtilstra) joins us to chat about the movie that shaped his life and we had never seen before, Treasure Planet. Do you need to be hot to be a mom? According to Jude, yes. To be a dad? You just gotta stick around. What is the greatest treasure you could never hold in your hand?

Shrimps brings in his script for the sequel to the Basketball Diaries and surprise, it takes place during the the 2026 NBA finals. We discuss other basketball films, the implications of a dark Ringo, and Jude gets a text from his cousin challeging him to combat.

sorry

Have you ever seen this movie? It's a good time. We joke about it.

Now available for a limited time on our "Retro Menu" is how it all began, or should we say ended? Juicy meat in a dough thing. We talk about movies.

Jordan and Jude eat, pray, love their way through a new belief system that states that perhaps every thing ever deserves a sequel. They talk about the e-Saint quite a bit too.

We're moving! Everything is different. Everything will be the same. Jordan sits with his love to talk about how movies move us through life.

Jude brings in his script for Avatar and it makes us talk about Kevin Spacey quite a bit. We were not born to dream of labor. Rise up and dream of water.

It's all about family. Jude discusses the Avatar series with the original Sully's, Jordan and Jerzy Gwiazdowski. We talk about the origin of story and talk about the subreddit.

Taking a little break this week to breathe and relax. I hope you do the same!

What is the Doubtfire Protocol? We drink a mystery drink and discuss cursed objects while reading the action packed sequel to the Robin William's hit Mrs. Doubtfire.

A very silly episode and a very old episode. What would Mrs. Doubtfire smell like? That's really the bulk of our discussion. Featuring Shrimps.

Maybe inside this hill of beans we call an episode, there is a sequel to Casablanca. Who am I kidding? We mostly talk about Spencers. What is the return on investment for a prayer?

Jude and Jordan welcome the incredible Sara Rose Caplan to chat about Casablanca. And the audio was goofy - so what you get is a few interesting facts about history, the pitches, and a game.

This is not a mistake. Episodes are now going to come out on Thursdays. It just works better for me, ok? Lets not make this a thing. Also Jordan's brother Jerzy is on to hang out but this isn't his official guest episode, so chill about that too. Oh yeah... "John Kimball has spent the last 30 years unlearning the violence that being a cop on the mean streets of LA taught him. But hi...

Did we trick you? Did we trick you fools? It's just a goof off with Nas as the Apryle Foole drops by with a twisted movie challenge.

We begin cycle three with a new friend in the cuck chair - Nas from Astoria, Queens. The Samurai Movie Jam boys, Brian and Dave, drop into the pitch room and propose some sequels to this classic film. And of course we continue to seek the Gump within.