Sportzball

Another weekend of games, another weekend of overtime, upsets, and backup QBs finding their time to shine. The Bears take down the mighty Seattle Defense at Lumen Field, the Raiders and Jets have a shootout down to the wire, the Cowboys have a historically bad collapse against the man, the myth, the legend Gardner Minshew, and Baker Mayfield puts up ANOTHER dominant win against the Falcons. Oh…he...

WOAH, Drew looks and sounds a little different this week right? Or is that Eagles super fan, Perry? Whoever it is they won’t stop screaming about Nick Siriani. After we figure out who’s who, it’s time to talk Broncos. Last week it was all about The Dolphins first win of the season. That was cute and nice and all but Des and The Broncos would like their spotlight back.  Drew gets to mumble a little...

Well well well, this episode certainly doesn’t start the way you think it would as Des and Drew battle with the ethics and use of A.I. - but don’t worry, it only keeps going down that road for nearly a full 30 minutes. But then they FINALLY get into the NFL, going over the 49ers and Chiefs finally getting their first loss, and with the Dolphins winning, that leaves the Chargers as the only team in...

Oh baby oh baby OH BABY! What a week to be a Sportzballer! The Broncos get their 5th win of the season and climb right back up in the AFC West and get closer to challenging a Chiefs team that the nation saw bleed on Sunday night.  AND. The Mighty Miami Dolphins get their first win of the season, Jeff Hafley gets his first win as an NFL head coach and they get to do it to the dumb stupid Jets. If y...

It’s League Ke$hup time baby. While the crew talks about all the happenings and goings on around the league, a lot of time is obviously spent on the devastating news coming out of Philadelphia and Jalen Hurts season ending before it even really got started. Who’s most at fault? Should Nick Sirianni be forced to face the media by himself, and is there a chance that Jalen Hurts’ career is done?  Plu...

So Des and Drew had a Sunday off with the Dolphins on a bye and the Broncos on a mini-bye after their Thursday night win against the Seahawks. But don’t think that will stop these two ding dongs from talking. First Drew breaks down some of the small bits of news that came out during the Dolphins bye week including releasing kicker Riley Paterson and signing kicker Zane Gonzalez, and Drew’s heart b...

It’s week 5 and Des and Drew aren’t the only ones who don’t know how to manage their time. Before the crew gets into the Dan Quinn, Jayden Daniels and Commanders OT debacle, they try to break down the rest of the NFL’s week 5 games.  Jaylon Daniels has a new fan in Des and he and the winless Bucs go into Dallas and take down the Cowboys. A disgruntled driver fires a shot at Dak Prescott and anothe...

Well it took 5 weeks but the Dolphins have finally broken Drew. Although it could be getting even worse for him because it is ONLY week 5. Drew is not getting any wiggles from Malik Willis, but Ollie Gordon and Jacob Rodriguez are killing it?? You know what, it’s just not enough anymore. Ja’Marr Chase had an absolutely insane catch and Willis fumbled TWICE and was picked off TWICE (both by Jordan...

It’s the League Ke$hup baby and can you believe it, we are at 50 episodes!! Seriously thank you from the bottom of our hearts for staying with us and growing for the first 50, here’s to the next 50 and more. But for now, which team had its first loss, which is going to get their first win, and oh my God someone held NFL Referees accountable?! Plus Des is forced to watch Steelers/Browns although we...

Man it sucks being back in the Loser’s Lounge. Well for Des. Drew has been chilling in that joint for a MINUTE. He knows all the bouncers by now.  The Miami Dolphins have yet to win a game, they have yet to LEAD a game at any point, but they finally got their first sack and celebrated by getting three more after that. Jacob Rodriguez is a bonafide star in the making and Drew’s new favorite player....

The first of many exclusive League Ke$hup episodes! Des & Drew dive right on into all the action, starting with head coaches that finally got their first wins, teams that haven’t lost, and starting their coaches hot seat watch; spoiler alert it may be Matt LaFleur and Todd Bowles and MAYBE Nick Siriani. Then they dip right into all of week 3’s games including: the Chargers are really bad, the...

Hey so good news is Des & Drew went on a trip of a lifetime to witness one of the most incredible games they’ve ever seen ever. Des almost bumped shoulders with Justin Simmons, but Drew DID bump shoulders Alex Singleton’s Dad. BAD news they have nothing left in their little tanks and they’re dying from the epic weekend. The crew manages to push through and go over their week, the amazing Denve...

Hey, did you know Des lives in a prison of spiders and Drew likes The Chainsmokers? You don’t care? Cool.  Week 2 sees the Broncos get back to their winning ways and the Dolphins stay consistent with their losing ways. Can Drew find silver linings in another ugly loss against the 49ers? And Des is euphoric after her first win of the season…right? Plus; Des and Drew unveil their "Villain Board...

Hey so remember when we were excited about the NFL season beggining? Well the excitement at Sportzball HQ is quickly dwindling and we’re only one week into the season so uh… not a good way to start but we can only go up form here right? RIGHT?!  The Dolphins get beat by milk toast Kirk Cousins and the Raiders. Drew finds as many silver linings as he can including a gem on defense in Jacob Rodrigue...

IT IS HERE! Week 1 of the NFL season is upon us. In just over 24 hours from this recording REAL games will be played. Wednesday Night. Thursday Night. All Sunday and MONDAY! This episode looks at the Dolphins and Broncos week 1 matchups, a little snippet of the Wednesday and Thursday games, AND the debut of the inaugural season of the Sportzball Fantasy Football League. Who will win the coveted Sp...

We’re getting soooo close everyone. Des and Drew can hardly contain their excitement that less than two weeks from now they’ll be talking about REAL ACTUAL football games. But before that, the crew has to get into all the roster cuts and changes to the Broncos, Dolphins, and notable cuts throughout the league. They’ll also attempt to explain all the things they have no clue about, like the players...

You would think that four episodes in and the Sportzball crew would be getting more organized and efficient with this right? No of course not, that was silly of you to think that. But hey it’s something. After Des and Drew go over their weeks and Des SHOOTS DREW IN THE FACE WITH A NERF GUN, Drew admits not even he could watch the week 2 sh*t show that was the Dolphins/Giants game. He does manage t...

Man, do not get these two in front of microphones, they will NOT shut up. This week the crew finally have football games to talk about, even though it may just be preseason (don’t tell Des that). Malik Willis had his Dolphins debut and Dolphins nation and especially Drew loved what they saw. Drew even got some wiggles going, but you’ll have to listen to know what the hell that means. Des loved her...

The Sportzball crew keeps gearing up for the upcoming NFL season and this week is TRAINING CAMP WEEK! That’s right Des and Drew are fresh off the plane, - literally they’re so exhausted but then again it feels like they’ve been tired since like episode 5. After going over traveling and baby shenanigans (both exclusively done by Drew) the crew breaks down training camp for Broncos and Dolphins. Is...

And just like that, after 3 long and grueling and boring months for you Sportzballers, Des and Drew are BACK. So much has changed around the league that the crew needs to catch you up on but before that they need to catch you up on what’s new in the Sportzball world. A new studio? A trip to New York for Fanatics Fest? Meeting their favorite players and internet personalities? Drew is still trainin...

Why does everything have to come to an end?? The NFL season, bottles of wine, TV shows, and this Sportzball season. Sportzballers, how can the crew thank you enough?? Well Des and Drew will certainly try but first they have to give their takes on the 2026 NFL Draft. After Drew goes over the Dolphin’s 3,004 draft picks and Des addresses the 3 Broncos picks (both those numbers are an exaggeration, s...

What a time to be alive this offseason Sportzballers! There is SO much to talk about in the NFL…which is why the crew spent the majority of this episode talking about baseball ownership contracts. With the offseason in full swing, Des and Drew get into everything from The Penner Sports Group purchasing a 40% stake in the Colorado Rockies, to the Dolphins possibly parting ways with De’Von Achane, a...

After the insanity of our last episode with the Jaylen Waddle trade, this week is gonna be a chill one, right? WRONG! We’re bringing you all the drama with the MLB season, Project Hail Mary, and the Summer House Bravo Drama! Wait, we're an NFL podcast right? Oh yeah don’t worry that’s all just in the first thirty minutes.    Drew has thoughts on Tua throwing shade on his former team and makes a bi...

WHAT IN THE FLYING HELL IS GOING ON?!?! The Des and Drew barely had time to wipe the sleep from their eyes and drink their coffee before the NFL world came slamming into focus because that’s right - Jaylen Waddle is headed to the Denver Broncos. And that means it’s basically just Devon Achane and Malik Willis on the team. Des is absolutely over the moon and Drew is trying his best to be happy for...

Ok so Des and Drew tried to take a week off but in the middle of free agency might have not been the best time to take a break. Oh well, lesson learned. What in the hell has the last 72 hours been like in free agency?? Maxx Crosby was traded to the Ravens OH WAIT never mind the Ravens backed out. Was it just a regular failed physical or was something more sinister going on and why is Jerry Jones a...