Spoil Me

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode!  In these chapters, we have Bull committing mutiny from his hospital bed and Jim getting captured by the Martians. Also, Clarissa is sorry, but... is she though? I reall...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Melba carries out her plan but doesn’t realize that somebody else is onto her and is here to save the day. Also, Bull is grievously...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Sofia for commissioning this episode! We’re starting another book and we are getting involved in another bot’s business! It’s interesting to see the way that Murderbot reacts to other bots and the various v...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where everybody is dealing with injuries and catastrophe due to the sudden slowdown of their ships. It’s pretty gruesome and devastating and...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode! It’s time to wrap up this book and I am really curious where we are going from here because we have a kind of resolution to the overall mystery of whether Murderbot wa...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters in which William takes over Mason’s party entirely and Mason is irritated but also Alicia Zodiac is here and it’s hard for him to argue. Thank...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode. These chapters are the ones in which the crew of the Rocinante finds out that they have been sabotaged from the inside. In true drama queen fashion Jim decides that he...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which we find out All of that planning and theorizing about what could break the curse and then all of the work that went into it… Did n...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where our party gets ambushed at an inn, and their ass is pulled out of the fire by somebody that we thought was long dead! Turns out they’re b...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Ana hosts her first service, Bull openly suggests maybe killing the captain, and Melba sulks because her plan was foiled. Wanna ta...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! Oh boy, we’re getting into the next book and immediately handling some business! We’ve got sponsors, kids! Thank you so much for listening and I will see you again so...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode! These super compelling chapters bring back a moment of fate full circle, and we get to see some more practical applications for seeing ghosts. Thank you all so much for...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where I find out that it was indeed Melba who encountered Anna in that last chapter and Anna was in even more danger than she could possibl...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Melanie for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Murderbot takes on a job as a security consultant and has to help some people who seem to REALLY WANT TO DIE to stay alive. Turn...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Melba does something pretty drastic that I kind of wasn't expecting, and Bull has to deal with the consequences of spacing that d...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are wrapping up the first William Oh book, and we find out something VERY SURPRISING about Loth, and then we get a mission to draw us into the next bo...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Rachel Eaton for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which our friend gets a makeover and doesn't really mind it as much as it had expected. Then it realizes that even though this dis...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Anna goes to a cocktail reception with some really insufferable people, and someone tries to light themselves on fire. Then we ha...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where we run into a whole crew of other creatures that are trying to loot the same abandoned/dead city as our friends. We also get to see...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are where Cazaril finally gets on the road to both brings the news of Teidez's death to Valenda and also to head on towards the dreamy prince that will...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which we move up to a new floor in which a lot of things are on fire or lava, and then it turns out that's the least of our worries! S...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode! It's time for the next book, and we're getting Murderbot setting out on a new adventure to find out exactly what happened when it killed all those people that one time...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones in which Will and Loth strike out on their own and leave Steve behind, but they don't actually remove him from the party because turns ou...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode!  These chapters see our crew dealing with the fallout of Tiedez's rampage in the menagerie, although nobody is dealing with more of a fallout, in the end, than Tiedez hi...

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!  These chapters are the ones where Steve, the newest member of the party, seems to die almost immediately of a broken neck. Turns out, HE'S ALIVE! And he has a really...