Sorry, We Tried.

In this quacking episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're talking about one of the most bizarre cases of intellectual property theft ever. Back in the 90s, an ex-Marvel Comics writer out for vengeance literally stole the character of Howard the Duck right from under the noses of Marvel executives in one of the most intricately-planned acts of trolling ever committed. This wild, wild tale involves an...

In this imaginative episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys return to the wacky, random world of Everyone Is John, their favorite tabletop game where everything is determined by the roll of a dice. This time, John is lost in the streets of New York City, the city so nice they named it twice. Will Robby maintain his undefeated streak, or will Harrison be able to finally dethrone the reigning champ?  A...

In this free-wheeling episode of Sorry, We Tried,  Free Talk Friday... er, I mean, Free Talk Monday is back! Join us as we talk about a bunch of big news, including the latest dumb changes to the web platform formerly known as Twitter, the horrific last episode of Marvel's Secret Invasion, the Hollywood strike shutdown, and more! Also in this episode, Harrison thinks he finally understands El...

In this mythic episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're continuing with our lunacy-inducing DCEU revisit. This time, it's a double-feature, as we watched both Suicide Squad (2016) and Wonder Woman! There is a LOT to cover, as Suicide Squad had a cursed production that looked very similar to what happened to Zack Snyder with his Justice League movie. The gritty military/crime flick faced everyth...

In this dark and gritty episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're continuing with our DCEU revisit... it's time for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! This divisive superhero sequel split the world in two back in 2016, creating armies of haters and supporters willing to die for their opinions. 7 years later, is Zack Snyder's Justice League prequel worthy of the controversy? Have our opinio...

In this foot-tastic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer delves back into the world of weird bird stories with the unbelievable saga of Andy, the goose born without feet. With the help of an eccentric Shriner inventor, Andy was given shoes and born into the high-flying status of a nationwide celebrity. But how did the burgeoning empire of America's most famous footless bird crash back down to...

On this super (heh) episode of Sorry, We Tried, we begin our journey through every movie in the DC Extended Universe with a revisit of its best movie, Man of Steel. Zack Snyder's modernization of American culture's most iconic figure gets dissected in depth, including his treatment of the Kent family, how Jor-El is a kung-fu psychopath, the infamous tornado scene, the stellar soundtrack,...

On this chaotic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison brings the story of the time that Kim Kardashian used emojis shaped like her butt to destroy a man’s life forever. Unwilling to let that go, the guy has sworn revenge and dedicated his life to spreading the anti-Kardashian good news. So, what did Kim and her supervillain family do? Tune in to find out! Also on this episode, Harrison says somethi...

In this record-breaking episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison tells the unbelievable story of the world's fattest twins. They were wrestlers, bike riders, farmers, cattle branders, stuntmen, circus performers... some might even say, heroes. Spencer would definitely say that. You'll never believe where the story of Billy and Benny McGuire goes! Harrison and Spencer have been waiting to tel...

On this Canadian episode of Sorry, We Tried, the boys are digging deep (ha) into the story of the cursed treasure of Oak Island. For hundreds of years, treasure-hungry miners have tried to solve the mystery of a deep mineshaft in Nova Scotia filled with odd artifacts and deadly booby traps. What could be hidden in the treacherous depths of Oak Island? Proof that William Shakespeare was a fraud? Pi...

In this honky-tonkin' episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys play a third round of their new favorite tabletop game, Everyone Is John. However, this time, they're using Google Street View to travel around the streets of Nashville looking for trouble. It's a tense competition as Harrison and Robby try their best to take home the gold! Will Robby maintain his winning streak, or will Har...

In this off-the-cuff episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys return to Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM . Basically, they just see where the conversation takes them! This week, they discuss their favorite movie rankings, the prospects of brain microchips, Robby's worst sports injuries, and more!  Also in this episode, Harrison has a gol...

In this off-the-cuff episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys try out a new segment— Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM . Basically, they just see where the conversation takes them! Everything— including odd supernatural experiences, childhood memories of Blockbuster rental stores, and the effects of social media on the modern psyche— is on the...

In this galaxy-hopping episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys play a second round of their new favorite tabletop game, Everyone Is John. However, there's a new rule— Spencer assigns Harrison and Robby their skills! This time, John is trapped in space with seemingly no way out. How will Harrison and Robby escape the alien flagship while completing their obsessions? Will they be able to use their...

In this mind-blowing episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby brings the story of the most insane celebrity stalker of all time, Mattan Evens. He's famously crashed the NBA and the Game Awards; not just that, he's managed to track down dozens of celebrities as part of bizarre viral stunts. You will not believe how crazy this saga gets! Also in this episode, Harrison begs for a Dr. Pepper sponso...

In this tomfoolery-filled episode of Sorry, We Tried, we go through some of the biggest news of the last few weeks, including the new Star Wars movies and the big Twitter meltdown. However, that's not all— Robby and Spencer have spent weeks setting up the most elaborate prank they've ever pulled and are ready to spring it on Harrison, live on air. Will it work? Will Harrison discover the...

On this imaginative episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer gets Harrison and Robby to play a ridiculous game called Everyone Is John. Spencer controls the story, presenting challenges to the players. The players take the role of voices in the head of a man named John, trying to get him to complete their obsessions in order to gain points. It's not as easy as it sounds, though— they have to roll...

In this stranger-than-fiction episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer tells the absolutely insane story of how "Miracle Mike" the Headless Chicken became a nationwide celebrity in the 1940s. Yes, that's right--- a headless chicken was one of America's biggest stars in the 1940s. How did an ordinary Colorado farmer accidentally create a scientific miracle that has never been replica...

On this romantic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison makes Robby and Spencer play an impossible guessing game. Using ChatGPT, Harrison generated a bunch of fake Hallmark romance movies (both of the normal and Christmas varieties) and gathered a list of real ones, too. Using nothing but their guts and smarts, Robby and Spencer must guess which Hallmark movies are real and which ones are AI-generat...

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On this powerful episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys delve deep into the insanity that broke out after Shazam 2's release. Zachary Levi and Dwayne Johnson are in the middle of a very public beef, and more information than ever before is coming out about how The Rock's ego killed two separate DC universes. You'll never believe the twists and turns as Shazam and Black Adam are finall...

On this ancient episode of Sorry We Tried, we're turning the clock back about three years to present an old episode back from before we were ever "Sorry, We Tried"... this time, it's an AI-generated murder mystery starring a Private Investigator named Norbert (who just so happens to be a caterpillar) and a drunk, out-of-control Scooby Doo. Will the hostages be saved? Will the m...

In this... odd episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby fumbled the bag by not preparing an episode topic. However, not even that can stop the content train. The grind never stops at SWT Studios; so, against our better judgment, we tried to pull together an episode. The results have to be heard to be believed. Is this a bit of a hodgepodge without any unifying direction? Absolutely. Will you still be ent...

In this historic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison tells the unbelievable story of how a highly-skilled cavalry unit saved the city of Vienna from a dude with an onion hat. It's a little more complicated than that, of course, but this is a teaser! You'll have to listen to the episode for the full story. Also in this episode, Harrison puts a special surprise in the oven. Spencer waterb...

In this mysterious episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer recounts the incredible story of how six gold miners went to battle with a monstrous army of "apemen." Did one of the miners involved make it up? Probably. But is it still amazing, with a shockingly huge historical impact? Definitely. Also in this episode, Harrison negotiates an unfair deal for Girl Scout cookies. Robby shows off his...