Smith and Hazel

This week’s episode is a chaotic grab bag of nonsense that no one asked for but you’re getting anyway. The guys kick things off by bravely (and very incorrectly) attempting to mansplain women’s anatomy like they’re teaching a 7th-grade health class while drunk. From there, Joey gets put through the ringer with a series of ridiculous games: guessing who’s alive or dead, aging TV personalities, and...

This week’s episode starts with a “harmless” impromptu trivia game that spirals faster than Joey Bags’ attention span at a strip club buffet. Between brain farts and breakdowns, Joey can’t stop yelling “Beat it!” like a horny Michael Jackson impersonator, the show also derails into an aggressively detailed discussion about the Golden Girls’ grooming routines (spoiler: Blanche does not leave it to...

This week the guys hop in a time machine fueled by Crystal Pepsi and head straight back to the 80s and 90s. Remember payphones so dirty you needed a tetanus shot just to make a call? Or skating rinks where the only safety equipment was your mom yelling “walk it off”? We’re talking pagers that made you feel important, cars without seatbelts because “you’ll be fine,” helmets that apparently weren’t...

This week’s episode kicks off with the guys debating which exotic animals they’d adopt… until it quickly devolves (as it always does) into a conversation about every bodily function known to man. From poop jokes to humping hypotheticals, nothing is safe. Toss in a wild Ozempic side-effect confession, a toddler-vs-animal showdown, and some listener feedback that proves our audience is just as twist...

It’s football season, baby! Buckle up, degenerates, it’s the NFL Spectacular , and for the first time ever the boys dragged in a special guest : Smith & Hazel’s very own football “expert” TJ . Together they march through every NFL division like drunken referees with a whistle problem, dropping hot takes, cold predictions, and way too many poop jokes at the expense of the Browns.  When they hit...

Class is officially in session, and the guys are serving up a syllabus of bad decisions. This trip down memory lane includes cars getting swallowed by the ocean, drunken fist fights, klepto adventures, and enough bodily fluids to qualify as a crime scene. They’ll cover the time clothes came off at the bar faster than beer goggles could go on, plus the keg death pact between two idiots who thought...

The guys start off with a breakdown of what’s in their glasses for the night (because priorities). From there, it’s a trip back to their younger days, revisiting the jobs that paid just enough for cheap beer and gas money, along with the kind of workplace stories HR departments would rather bury.  Things wrap up with a game that asks a truly important question: how many wild Australian beetles cou...

This week, the guys crack open their college transcripts, many beers and instantly regret it. Between the sea of C’s, a few well-earned D’s courtesy of too many nights at the campus bar, and the occasional A in crucial academic subjects like Intro to Swimming and Beginning Poetry , it’s clear they weren’t exactly honor roll material. They also swap ridiculous college stories, from run-ins with abs...

This week, the guys assemble the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival guide—except it’s less Navy SEALs and more “guys who peaked at a keg party in 1994.”  They have what can only be described as creative survival strategies: barricading themselves in Costco because who doesn’t want unlimited snacks when civilization collapses, considering a deserted island (fingers crossed for decent Wi-Fi), plott...

The boys crack open way too many beers and dive headfirst into the chaos that is Happy Gilmore 2 . Is it a hole-in-one or a cinematic double bogey? Along the way, they spiral into a messy debate about the best and worst movie sequels of all time— Godfather II gets love, Major League II gets benched. Expect beer-fueled hot takes, nostalgia rants, and at least one heated argument about which Nationa...

This week, we button-mash our way through a mess of topics that definitely don’t belong together, but somehow make sense in our brains. We start by blowing into ancient Nintendo cartridges like it's 1994 - because yes, your childhood was a lie and that never actually worked. We dust off the 8-bit legends—back when saving your game meant leaving the console on for 72 hours straight Just when y...

This week, we cover essential TV picks you need to be watching (or at least pretending you’ve seen at parties). We get into our borderline obsessive respect for Walton Goggins, the only man who can make southern charm feel vaguely threatening. And finally: the question no one asked, but we had to answer — if you dropped Hoosier into an arena with a swarm of snakes and told him to fight his way out...

This week on Smith and Hazel , Joey Bags and Hoosier crack open some beers and even more questionable opinions. First up: a quick, sudsy dive into their favorite brew of the evening (one of them swears by a beer so light, it might legally be considered flavored air). Then it’s time for the ultimate Adam Sandler movie tier list—expect controversy, poor impressions, and a heated debate over whether...

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