Smith and Hazel

Joey is back from Italy, and he's bringing home way more than souvenirs. This week, Hoosier sits back as Joey recounts the adventures of his Italian vacation, starting with a delayed flight and an unforgettable old Irish man who somehow turned an entire plane ride into a one sided conversation. From trying to communicate with locals using a mix of English, hand gestures, and blind confidence,...

The Summer of Bags rolls on and somehow there's already another injury. This week's update includes fresh wounds, plenty of blood, and further evidence that summer may be trying to kill him. Then it's time for the Hoosier Potpourri Show , where Hoosier unleashes a completely random collection of thoughts, questions, theories, and nonsense on Joey. Topics include: Got Milk? Which Wor...

The boys are fully diving into World Cup madness this week or at least as much as two guys who know absolutely nothing about soccer can. You can practically feel Hoosier's excitement as early red cards are handed out and he passionately breaks down a recent USA Women's match against Brazil before eventually realizing it wasn't actually a World Cup game. A quick soccer timeout turns...

This week the boys kick things off with some FIFA World Cup talk or maybe Joey’s just suffering from another brutal case of Summer of Bags CTE after getting absolutely wrecked in kickball. Either way, the medical updates keep coming. Hoosier then takes everyone on a journey through history with a “This Day in History” segment featuring everything from Tiananmen Square to a famous WWE birthday, whi...

The Summer of Bags officially begins as Joey channels his inner George Costanza and declares it’s time for a comeback season. Unfortunately, much like George, it starts with a few embarrassing moments. What exactly did Joey spray in his hair, and did he really gas out an entire Uber ride with his farts? The guys also react to listener feedback on Memorial Day BBQ rankings and discuss listener feed...

This week the boys fire up the grills and crack open some Memorial Day beers for a holiday episode packed with BBQ stories, draft chaos, and absolute nonsense. The guys debates the ultimate Memorial Day setup from meats and sides to beers, games, and songs while AI Mel Kiper returns to hand out brutal draft grades. From there, Hoosier somehow steers the show into weird animal behavior and legendar...

This week the guys kick things off by apologizing for missing last week’s episode due to graduation obligations. They recap their graduation adventures, including the important questions: did Joey steal a beer glass, and did Hoosier’s dad actually drink any milk? The conversation shifts into the Kevin Hart roast and some of the more controversial jokes that had everyone talking. The guys also dive...

This week’s episode is absolute chaos in the best way. The guys kick things off by diving into listener feedback from the Snack Draft, breaking down the hits, the misses, and the surprisingly passionate takes on crème pies. Hoosier comes in hot, taking aim at Mel Kiper’s long (and questionable) history of draft opinions, while Joey attempts to defend him and let’s just say it doesn’t go great. Aft...

The guys kick things off breaking down the latest NFL Draft winners, losers, shocking picks, and the teams that may have completely lost the plot. What starts as a normal football conversation quickly goes off the rails into debates about which draft prospects definitely smoke the most weed and hilarious stories from drafts of their own past. Then things take a turn nobody saw coming with a full 1...

This week’s episode starts off like a normal show with some beers and then immediately drives straight off a cliff. Joey kicks things off by reading listener feedback, which somehow turns a fun Notre Dame & Coors Light story into one of the dumbest tangents in podcast history. Hoosier’s latest billion dollar Shark Tank idea the ManRuler™ (patent absolutely pending). No taffy tips allowed!! Fro...

This week’s episode kicks off with a quick apology for missing last week’s show (blame Easter… and maybe poor planning). But they waste no time diving right back into the chaos with a listener email updating us on the ongoing Hoosier vs. PoopyButthole saga in Arc Raiders. From there, they head down a nostalgic rabbit hole with the legendary “Zack Morris Is Trash” debate. Is Zack actually the worst...

This week’s episode kicks off with Joey discovering his new favorite beer called Unicorn Farts, a glitter filled masterpiece that raises the important question of, does it make your poop pretty? Science may never recover. From there, Hoosier spirals into the chaos of the guys’ phones. What useless apps are clogging up their screens? Does Joey ever open his health app, or is it just there for decor...

This week the guys kick things off with some March Madness chatter, sparked by a listener email about their earliest bracket memories. Naturally, Joey’s involves some questionable gambling decisions back in the 6th grade. Hoosier gets fired up (as expected) over the listener comparing IU basketball to Notre Dame football, and let’s just say he’s not having it. The episode rolls into a brand new Ar...

The guys kick things off this week diving into the CEO burger wars, where fast food big shots are showing if they can actually eat there own food.  Naturally, that somehow turns into a quick detour into an Arc Raiders story that proves once again that gaming decisions made late at night are rarely good ones. Then the episode gets into the real meat of things, how the guys actually got their nickna...

This week the boys recap their questionable life choices from the weekend trip to the legendary Delaware Oyster Eat. Joey rolled in at 11am sharp to join the crew from the Duh It Down Podcast for a live broadcast, but the real question is how much of the day does Joey actual remember? Between battling clouds of cigar smoke, dodging rogue pocket dogs, and taking their chances with egg salad sandwic...

This week’s episode kicks off with immediate violence of the verbal kind. Hoosier comes out hot with some good old fashioned fat shaming, which of course sends Joey spiraling straight into the arms of America’s true comfort system fast food. What follows is a highly scientific breakdown of the best fries and burgers in the game. There are bold takes, controversial rankings, and a disturbing revela...

This week the boys go for the gold and immediately trip over the hurdles. They dive into the Olympics, including the weirdest events ever conceived by humans with too much free time. We’re talking plunging, poodle clipping, and other sports that make cornhole look elite. Things get a little tangled when discussing the greatest decathlete of all time (turns out pronouns are harder than pole vaultin...

This week, the guys are back on their absolute stupidity. Things kick off with some serious hair talk and no, not just what’s on your head. From there it’s a full on potpourri of topics including Poopourri, Viagra, and other things that probably shouldn’t be discussed in public. Then Hoosier breaks out his games once again, clearly designed to make Joey look as dumb as humanly possible. They dive...

Hoosier gave Joey Bags some homework this week to dig into the wild, twisted saga of the Murdaugh family murders. Joey shows up (mostly) prepared, and the guys break down the case that has more plot twists than a more plot twists than a small town rumor mill. Powerful family, shady finances, suspicious deaths, and a trial that had everyone yelling at their TV. They dig into the details, debate wha...

What if Bigfoot is real… and birds are just government drones? This week we spiral into conspiracy theory chaos, covering everything from the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot to the moon landing, ancient pyramids, JFK, and the infamous Clinton death list. Along the way, we ask the important questions no one else will—like who’s funding the “Birds Aren’t Real” movement and whether asshole wasps are pa...

Joey kicks things off by introducing Hoosier to a new game, "Gross or Acceptable," tackling life’s most divisive questions including dogs licking faces, picking your nose, and whether a phone that’s seen the bathroom is ever truly clean. The laughs keep coming as Hoosier vents about his biggest pet peeves, with a special focus on terrible drivers, before an unexpected Squatty Potty conve...

The boys kick things off the only way they know how drinking beers and a quick, regrettable trip down husky pants memory lane. From there, it’s straight into the chaotic world of reality TV, past and present. They reminisce about old-school classics like The Gong Show , before Joey takes an international detour to Spanish Temptation Island and pours one out for poor, broken Montoya. A discussion a...

Ring in the New Year with the boys as they kick things off by wishing everyone a Happy New Year and revisiting their most memorable—or most forgotten—NYE moments. Joey admits he rang in the new year at home watching the Stranger Things finale, which quickly spirals into a heated debate over the best and worst TV series finales of all time. Of course, things hit a snag when Hoosier proudly embraces...

This week the guys sit down with a true workhorse of professional wrestling — The Brooklyn Brawler . With a career spanning decades, the Brawler shares stories from inside the locker room, life on the road, and what it was like working during some of the most iconic eras in wrestling history. From unforgettable opponents to the realities of being in the ring night after night, nothing is off the t...

It’s the most wonderful mess of the year. The guys kick things off by uncovering Joey’s gift-wrapping technique best described as a monkey fighting a roll of tape. From there, they dive deep into forgotten Christmas movies, argue over which ones still slap, and which should be banned to the North Pole vault forever. A mini-tournament crowns the greatest Christmas movie villain of all time, Christm...