Smart Dumb People

Zach and Trace discuss the new age of battle of the sexes, solve the voting issue, and what to do when waiting on a date.

Trace and Zack yak on about the government doing government things, Beyonce being a Texan, and being a bully while also dealing with bullies.

Trace and Zach are back and back to their old debate over the Cowboys. Trace provides a life-update while Zach nods agreeably to the news. As always Trace and Zach offer their unique perspective in another segment of Unsolicited Advice.

Ladies and Gentlemen: we get him. Trace and Zach are back after a long summer break and discuss what they've been up to, why college sucks, the science behind soil, and life in Wimberley with a very special guest and friend of the podcast; the electric Brandon Alvarez.

Zach and Trace talk winning verses losing, compare baseball against the other sports, and more before the big move to a new location.

Trace and Zach catch up with the one that got away, Mr. Elias Lopez.

The boys get greeted by an unexpected but much welcomed guest, Mr. Liam McHargue.

Trace talks about a semester long project that kept him away from the pod and Zach celebrates his Houston Texans making all the right moves.

Trace and Zach are graced by the much smarter Marcus Gleinser. Marcus recently graduated from the prestigious Texas State University where he acquired his Master of Science in Marketing Research and Analysis. Marcus recants on the meeting of both Zach and Trace, as well as adding much needed smart commentary to Zach and Trace's usual ranting.

Trace shares his thoughts on the duality of man and Jocko Willink's philosophy on "Extreme Ownership". Zach flexes his new workout regimen and makes a mental note of everyone who pied him in the face for a fundraiser.

Trace endlessly bitches Zach's ears off about how much Star Wars sucks now. Meanwhile, Zach (the one who actually reads) talks about his latest book and the brilliance that is The Super Mario Bros Movie.

Zach and Trace ramble about conspiracy theories, how we are going to win the second American Revolution, and that juicy finale of the Bachelor.

Trace and Zach rant about how dumb they are, donating bodily fluids for money, and aspirations of moving to Ireland. Is peanut butter a liquid or solid? Let's find out!

Trace and Zach talk about who they are, where they are from, and what they want to do with this podcast.