Single Take, Canon Fodder & Dare Daniel

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/DareDanielE098S01.mp3 Dude Bro Party Massacre III – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 98 “Donato go there!” East Chico alumni Daniel and Corky enter the beef box to review the slasher satire Dude Bro Party Massacre III . It’s disjointed, overloaded, and often forced and obvious, with a high volume of jokes and a low connect rate,...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/DareDanielE097S01.mp3 Old Fashioned – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 97 “We’re floating round and round and upside down/Searching for the things our parents found.” Small-town shock jock Daniel Barnes and song parodist Corky McDonnell slog through the torturous theory-mongering of Rik Swaltzwelder’s  Old Fashioned . Direc...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/DareDanielE096S01.mp3 Cosmic Sin – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 96 “Being sucked off by the universe doesn’t sound so bad.” Net-positive Corky McDonnell and net-negative Daniel Barnes commit a cosmic sin by reviewing Bruce Willis in Cosmic Sin . This brain-dead space opera stars Willis as a fading star who refuses to do secon...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/DareDanielE095S01.mp3 From Justin to Kelly – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 95 “Oh man, I rock!” Pennsylvania Posse alpha douches Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell follow up their review of Dancin’: It’s On! by reviewing Singin’: It’s On!.  Also known as  From Justin to Kelly , the film stars American Idol  co...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/DareDanielE094S01.mp3 Dancin’: It’s On! – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 94 “This is basically Skim Milk: The Motion Picture.” Hit Parade Hotel bellboys Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell turn the dancin’ off long enough to review Dancin’: It’s On! . This hilariously inept Panama City Beach travelogue has...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/DareDanielDares03.mp3 Dare Daniel Podcast – All Dares Episode 3 On this very special Dare Daniel podcast episode, Daniel and Corky read a bumper crop of bad movie dares . The hosts also prepare for their upcoming 100th episode by recounting their most (and least) popular reviews. FACTS AND FIGURES This week’s Dares:  Black Easter  (Gunn...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/DareDanielE093S01.mp3 The Last Man – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 93 “Much like Harvey Keitel, I’ll be slumming and disinterested this whole way through.” Doomsday prepper Daniel Barnes and apocalyptic lifestyle manual procurer Corky McDonnell prepare for the final storm by watching Hayden Christensen sleepwalk through  The L...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/DareDanielE092S01.mp3 Speed 2: Cruise Control – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 92 “Zero knots.” In this week’s episode,  Seabourn Legend mainstage mainstays Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell excoriate  Speed 2: Cruise Control  “with an almost sensual pleasure.” Sandra Bullock and not-Keanu star in this lazy and poin...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/DareDanielE091S01.mp3 Spookies – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 91 “Look at me! I’m Duke the horny ghost.” Beloved cock-caster Daniel Barnes and accomplished John Jay impersonator Corky McDonnell devour the 1980s horror smorgasbord of Spookies . It’s overstuffed and pointlessly convoluted in a good way, a go-for-broke hor...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/DareDanielE090S01.mp3 Deadly Attraction  – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 90 “I can’t believe this is happening!” Recorded live from a Red Lobster parking lot, Daniel and Corky review the immoral moralizing of Menetie T. Ejeye’s  Deadly Attraction . A deranged take on the Oedipal myth,  Deadly Attraction  stars Matt O&#82...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/DareDanielE089S01.mp3 Big Money Hustlas – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 89 “Now there’s an Oscar waiting to happen.” Daniel “Lemon Meringue Pie-Ass” Barnes and Harry Cox fanboy Corky McDonnell go horrorcore with their review of  Big Money Hustlas . Insane Clown Posse members Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope star as Blac...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/DareDanielE088S01.mp3 Ava (2020) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 88 “This is business.” Derek and the Dominos cover band frontman Corky McDonnell and comedy understander Daniel Barnes confront Management with their review of the dreadful Ava . Jessica Chastain stars as the titular palindrome, a sensitive hitwoman confronting her tor...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/DareDanielE087S01.mp3 The New Mutants – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 87 “Within all of us, there are at least two bores. One of those bores is this movie.” Daniel and Corky put away their old mutants in anticipation of reviewing Josh Boone’s franchise non-starter, The New Mutants . A movie that no one wanted,  The New Mutants...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/DareDanielE086S01.mp3 Hercules in New York – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 86 “Hercules schmercules!” Daniel and Corky descend from  Olympus to review the fish-out-of-water monkeyshines of Arthur Allan Seidelman’s  Hercules in New York . A movie seemingly devoid of second takes, this debut film for 22-year-old Arnold Schwarzen...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/DareDanielE085S01.mp3 Runaway (1984) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 85 “Now kiss your ass goodbye!” Daniel and Corky don their electro-magnetic scatter-suits to review Tom Selleck as a robot-hating cop in Michael Crichton’s Runaway . A cliched cop movie with the tiniest sliver of a sci-fi twist,  Runaway barrages you with woo...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/DareDanielE084S01.mp3 Foodfight! – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 84 “My friends come out to creep.” Marketropolis stock boys Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell use their dog-tective skills to investigate the rancid animated feature Foodfight! . With its horrifying, half-finished visuals and an ensemble cast of sex predator corporate...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/DareDanielE083S01.mp3 The Conqueror – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 83 “I am bereft of spit!” Get your Geiger counters ready for this patently offensive episode of the Dare Daniel Podcast. Daniel and Corky review John Wayne in the role he was born to never play, Mongol leader Genghis Khan in The Conqueror . Elsewhere, Daniel and Cor...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/DareDanielE082S01.mp3 Johnny Mnemonic – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 82 “Get that piece of garbage out of here.” LoTek interns Daniel and Corky clear out their brains to properly review Keanu Reeves in Johnny Mnemonic . Reeves leads an international cast of tax breaks in this chintzy cyberpunk thriller inexplicably directed by arti...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/DareDanielE081S01.mp3 Holidate – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 81 “It’s my new least favorite word in the world.” Daniel and Corky serve as each other’s holidate on this holidate-themed episode of the Dare Daniel podcast. Rancid self-awareness and a complete lack of sincerity rule the holidate in this shallow rom-com sta...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/DareDanielE080S01.mp3 The Jesus Rolls – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 80 “Wiping your ass is an experience.” Daniel and Corky fuck with the Jesus in this day-drinking episode by reviewing John Turturro’s  The Jesus Rolls . Tonal atrocities abound in this pointless amalgam of a Big Lebowski side-quel and an age-inappropriate re...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/DareDanielE079S01.mp3 Holiday Engagement – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 79 “Everyone’s losing their shit about Gav.” The Park Post Herald  star reporters Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell get the scoop on Hallmark Channel Christmas with help from Gav of Films on Trial.  Holiday Engagement  pairs witless “journalist&#822...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/DareDanielE078S01.mp3 Christmas with the Kranks – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 78 “You’ve tried the rest, now try us.” Podcast cucks Daniel and Corky contemplate skipping Christmas for the rest of their lives after suffering through Joe Roth’s sad and depressing Christmas with the Kranks . Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/DareDanielE077S01.mp3 Speed Kills – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 77 “Examine a man’s faults, you find his virtues.” Daniel and Corky close the book on Travolt-ember, their annual tribute to the always overacting John Travolta. However, the hosts encounter an unusually sedate Travolta in Speed Kills , an incomprehensibly incom...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/DareDanielE076S01.mp3 Lucky Numbers – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 76 “Ironic — just another word for saying you’re getting screwed.” Is it Travolt-ember already? Our annual tribute to Travolta kicks off with a review of Nora Ephron’s catastrophically unfunny Lucky Numbers . This shambling crime-comedy stars Travo...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/DareDanielE075S01.mp3 Elvira, Mistress of the Dark – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 75 “You get it, girlfriend!” Pulchritude purveyor Corky McDonnell and soup monster Daniel Barnes conclude Scare Daniel 2020 with  Elvira, Mistress of the Dark . This one-note vehicle sees the macabre sexpot travel to Small Town USA to collect an inhe...