Single Take, Canon Fodder & Dare Daniel

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/DareDanielE122S01.mp3 The Exorcist III – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 122 “It’s just a bunch of peas and anchovies.” Daniel and Corky do their shouty best to keep up with George C. Scott in William Peter Blatty’s so-underappreciated-it’s-almost-overappreciated The Exorcist III . Blatty crafts a shockingly effecti...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/DareDanielE121S01.mp3 Hocus Pocus – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 121 “Max likes your yabbos.” Daniel and Corky light a Febreze to clear the air after reviewing Bette Midler in the inexplicably beloved Hocus Pocus . This sloppily written, egregiously unfunny Halloween comedy about three Stooges-esque witches somehow became a belove...

” https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/DareDanielE120S01.mp3 Strait-Jacket (1964) – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 120 “Do you want to date a doctor?” Zombie Daniel and Mummy Corky return from the dead for the 2022 edition of Scare Daniel. This is the fifth installment of our October horror movie series, meaning we’ve reached A New Beginning  in  Friday the...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/DareDanielE119S01.mp3 The Next 365 Days – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 119 “Fuck society.” Daniel and Corky bid farewell to beloved toxic couple Massimo and Laura with their review of  The Next 365 Days . Endless, pointless and utterly lacking in any new story developments,  The Next 365 Days offers even less than its vapid predece...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/DareDanielE118S01.mp3 Ryan’s Babe – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 118 “I feel shitty, and I’m tired.” Daniel and Corky bemusedly smile and shake their heads over the indecipherable Canadian anti-comedy  Ryan’s Babe .  This dimwitted yet bizarrely Rohmer-ian road trip movie gets the conventions of filmmaking so wron...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/DareDanielE117S01.mp3 Grunt! The Wrestling Movie – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 117 “You can tell he didn’t cut his own promos.” Mad Dog Is Mask Fan Club founding members Daniel and Corky take a beating from the 1985 mockumentary  Grunt! The Wrestling Movie . After an amusing first five minutes, the film quickly becomes a cho...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/DareDanielE116S01.mp3 An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 116 “That is not good. That’s bad.” Daniel and Corky get released from the Keith Moon Psychiatric Facility long enough to review the impossibly unfunny comedy An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn . Joe Eszterhas’ lame, ca...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/DareDanielE115S01.mp3 Let There Be Light – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 115 “Like it or not, I’ll be praying for you.” Digital missionaries Daniel and Corky stop supporting terrorists long enough to review the proudly proselytizing Let There Be Light . The film stars Kevin Sorbo as Sol Harkens, a world-famous atheist lecturer...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/DareDanielE114S01.mp3 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows  – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 114 “I can judge it, I will judge it and I do judge it…as bad.” Pizza enthusiasts Daniel and Corky emerge from the shadows to review  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows . This 2016 sequel is a big empty nothing...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/DareDanielE113S01.mp3 Saturn 3 – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 113 “You flunked!” Retentive technocrats Daniel and Corky come down from their blue dreamer trip to review Kirk Douglas, Farrah Fawcett and Harvey Keitel in Stanley Donen’s sloppy space opera Saturn 3 . The film assembles an amazing armada of above-the-line talent...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/DareDanielE112S01.mp3 Biker Boyz  – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 112 “I don’t know what the hell your fool ass was trying to prove, but whatever it was, you proved it!” King of Cali cronies Daniel and Corky rev down to review the high-speed, low-energy biker movie  Biker Boyz . This underdeveloped outline of a movie concerns...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/DareDanielE111S01.mp3 365 Days: This Day – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 111 “I’m a little bit of a psycho/I’m driving you like a Lambo” Daniel and Corky are back and stronger than ever. But a conspicuously terrible movie bidding for no sane human’s heart complicates the  podcasters’ lives.  365 Days: This Da...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/DareDanielE110S01.mp3 Viva Knievel! – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 110 “Viva Corky!” We celebrate Corky’s birthday by squeezing into our iconic stars-and-bars jumpsuits and reviewing Evel Knievel in  Viva Knievel! It’s as moth-eaten a movie as you’ll ever see, with only the messianic egomania of its star to differ...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/DareDanielE109S01.mp3 The Crow: Wicked Prayer – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 109 “The stupidity of this movie compounds every single second that you watch it.” Daniel and Corky have no sympathy for the devil after watching Edward Furlong as avenging bird Jimmy Cuervo in this wretched straight-to-video sequel. A film that tries too...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/DareDanielE108S01.mp3   Rabbit Test – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 108 “Next to you, the moon walk was doo-doo.” This week, Gladys Knight & the Poops super-fans Daniel and Corky labor over Joan Rivers’ catastrophically unfunny Rabbit Test . Ostensibly about the world’s first pregnant man, Rabbit Test is a grim...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/DareDanielDares04.mp3 Dare Daniel Podcast – All Dares Episode 4 “Dares are our food and tonight…we feast!” On this very special episode, famed podcaster Daniel Barnes and comedy legend Corky McDonnell gorge on a buffet of bad movie dares. FACTS AND FIGURES This week’s cocktail: Thyme Thief 2.0 (2 oz. New Alchemy Fleure...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/DareDanielE107S01.mp3 J aws: The Revenge – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 107 “It is a cool, calm, tickly day.” Sea snail scientists Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell take their revenge against Joseph Sargent’s slapdash sequel Jaws: The Revenge . Located a million light-leagues away from the elegant terror of Spielberg’s...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/DareDanielE106S01.mp3 Stardust (2020) – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 106 “Ground control to major bomb.” Awards grubbers Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell pause their bathroom hallucinations long enough to review Johnny Flynn as a brooding and henpecked David Bowie in  Stardust . The film claims to be “(mostly) fiction,&#8221...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/DareDanielE105S01.mp3 The Wedding Planner – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 105 “The movie demands the blandness! It wouldn’t have it any other way!” Potato chip magnate Daniel Barnes and  Yahoo! Magazine cover model Corky McDonnell engage with the wall-to-wall blandness of The Wedding Planner . A vehicle seemingly designed to s...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/DareDanielE104S01.mp3 Fateful Findings – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 104 “It’s a magical day!” This week, action obtainer Daniel Barnes and insurance company Corky McDonnell hack into pan-hyphenate auteur Neil Breen’s unfathomable Fateful Findings . It’s as though Breen beamed this incomprehensible, egomaniacal,...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/DareDanielE103S01.mp3 The Princess Switch: Switched Again – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 103 “It’s like Christmas was projectile-vomited onto every inch of this movie.” Belgravian baker Daniel Barnes and chief of no staff Corky McDonnell overdose on Christmas with  The Princess Switch: Switched Again . This sequel prioritizes...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/DareDanielE102S01.mp3 The Princess Switch – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 102 “This movie is about cramming Christmas into every nook and cranny of your senses.” Snow janitor Daniel Barnes and Christmas prince Corky McDonnell spend a holiday in Belgravia with Vanessa Hudgens in The Princess Switch.  A movie designed to be half-watch...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/DareDanielE101S01.mp3 The Poison Rose – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 101 “What manner of sorcery is this?” Disgraced ex-football stars Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell reluctantly return to Galveston to review John Travolta in  The Poison Rose . An onslaught of private detective cliches crudely formed into a movie-like shape, The...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/DareDanielE100S01.mp3 Moment by Moment – Dare Daniel Podcast Episode 100 “I was counting every single moment until this movie ended.” Daniel and Corky celebrate Episode #100 by welcoming producer/podcast doula Johnny Flores back to the podcast to review  Moment by Moment . This dreary drag of a drippy romance stars Lily Tomlin and...

https://daredaniel.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/DareDanielE099S01.mp3 Skullduggery – Scare Daniel Podcast Episode 99 “Wanna watch me suck a Greyhound bus through a straw?” Trottelville Junior College talent show rejects Daniel Barnes and Corky McDonnell invoke the Spirit of Evil to review Skullduggery . Pointless beyond comprehension, Skullduggery concerns a malicious game with...