Simon Mayo's Confessions

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.  

If you're a fluent Spanish speaker you might find this week's podcast a bit more coarse than usual but you'll also enjoy the accents. If you don't speak Spanish you'll enjoy a good laugh and a couple of PG-rated confessions. Featuring blood, lies, bikini malfunctions and miscommunication. Colin, Jane, Lucy, and Sarah all come in search of absolution. We have more bonus confessions from the produce...

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.  

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. This week the Confessional Collective take over the podcast. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

A collection of hilarious revelations from the Confession Crypt in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. This week is a crypt special featuring five confessions not featured on the podcast yet. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

A septic ploppy run, an accidental country invasion, a stinky fish prank and church entertainment all feature this week. There’s more bonus confessions from the producer’s file marked ‘Not for broadcast’, including one from bus driver Jerry. Plus, we delve deep into the crypt for a classic confession with a very BIG twist we called You can Keep the Costa Brava and All That Palava - I'm off to Marg...

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Have you ever been tempted to leave your clothes on the beach for a spot of skinny dipping? Would you betray King and country for life on a Bulgarian goat farm? Introducing Debbie, Tracey, Maxine, Dora, and the super secret Commander who come in search of absolution for past misdemeanours - will they get your forgiveness? There are more bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for br...

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

If you're the kind of person who runs or cycles to work - this might not be the episode for you. If you could pick Vanessa Feltz out of a police lineup - you'll probably enjoy 49% of this episode. If you enjoy a good laugh and a couple of PG-rated confessions - this, my friend, is the episode for you. Colin, Chloe, Stan, and Mr Mackay all come in search of absolution. We have more bonus confession...

Cereal romantics, fancy dress fiascos, and Bali balls-ups. - Introducing Kevin, Ashley, Roger, and the Reverend ‘Nobby Trousers’ all hoping to find some forgiveness for their sins. There’s a unique insight into holidaying with our Matt, more bonus confessions from the producer’s file marked ‘Not for broadcast’, and Maddie’s old boss “looking for badgers”. Plus, we delve deep into the crypt for a c...

What's the honeymoon secret Johnny is hiding? Will you succumb to Huey's tracksuit charm? Who takes a vegetarian to a steak restaurant for Valentine's? All's fair in love and confessions, as we lend a listening ear to more of life's let-downs looking to find forgiveness for their sins – will they find it? There are bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast', the 'tat' cu...

Have you ever been a Cub Scout or a Brownie? – Both Bear and Tawny Owl are in search of some forgiveness in this episode. Along with Nobby and Toby, or should that be Mike? We go way back for a classic confession from the crypt to relive PJ’s story; ‘Voulez-Vous Confessey Avec Moi Ce Soir’ featuring another performance of Simon’s famous French accent. Plus, there are more confessions we could neve...

Would you sell your wife’s car to get to a concert or send your husband a fake invoice from the vet? – Introducing Karl, Fergus, Smudge, and ‘Puffing Billy’ all hoping to find some forgiveness. Simon recalls the infamous goat and hamster confessions from days gone by – different times (very different times). There’s some unmissable culinary advice if you’re unsure what to pair with your Angel Deli...

Be warned - this episode contains snakes, speedos, and possibly one too many banana gags. As Harry, Jonah, ‘Johnny Weissmuller’, and Sid seek absolution – will they find it? There are bonus confessions from the producer’s file marked ‘Not for broadcast’. Firm marriage proposal guidelines from Matt, and Karen recalls some questionable parenting and confessional gold on the Parish Notice Board.&nbsp...

We’re back, and Simon’s declared this Season 5. Although, to be honest, it got messy, and we lost count. Anyway, Mitch, Julie, Harry and Nick come in search of forgiveness in this episode - do they deserve it? There are bonus confessions from the producer’s file marked ‘Not for broadcast’. Some profoundly vague advice about what to keep in the boot of your car, and a few early bits and pieces on t...

We’re back with an inbox full of sinners willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes. New episodes every Friday.. Send your confessions and correspondence for the parish notice board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk