Simon Mayo's Confessions

Step into the hilarity of Simon Mayo's Confessions for another unforgettable episode! This week, we're treated to a whirlwind of mischief and mishaps. Listen in as Malcolm shares his wife's wild adventure involving a waterbed and a surprise police intervention in Sydney. Pamela revisits her adventurous honeymoon that took an unexpected turn amidst a torrential storm and a collapsing kitchen counte...

Step right into the laughter-filled confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective as they tackle a medley of amusing, outrageous tales that are sure to keep you grinning. This week, Alison takes us back to her school days where a cookery lesson went spectacularly awry, involving a mischievous potato and a pot of ch...

Step into the confessionals for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous mishaps and stories that are sure to leave you in stitches. This week, we hear from Bob, who finds himself grappling with guilt after a catastrophic mishap involving funeral boxes. Alan has a fateful encounter with a vac...

As the October chill sets in, the Confessional Collective is here to warm your spirits with a medley of amusing and outrageous tales. This week, Peely seeks forgiveness for an unfortunate kitchen incident, leading to a rather surprising salad twist. Meanwhile, we hear from David, whose childhood sock-throwing antics resulted in a flaming lampshade disaster/ Tony shares his cheeky language lab expl...

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they explore a delightful mix of mishaps and cheeky antics that are sure to tickle your funny bone. This week, we hear Alan's hilarious mobile mischief involving his mother-in-law's phone, resulting in some unexpected strip club invitations. Jim Lad takes us o...

Join Father Simon in the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, he and the spirited Confessional Collective dive into hilarious pranks and unforgettable blunders that are guaranteed to have you in stitches. Andy brings us a fresh confession involving a mischievous voice-activated car named Debbie, leading to some playful deception with his wife. Then, h...

Step into the confessional for an uproarious new episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, the collective dives into hilarious mishaps and unforgettable tales that will leave you chuckling. First up is Sinbad’s 1984 Sea Cadet saga, where ambitions collide with reality in a brilliantly crafted prank involving a fake letter from the Navy. Then, listen in as Nigel recalls the chaos of a school...

Step into the confessional for the latest hilarity on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a world of mischief and moral dilemmas. From Barty’s cheeky phone renaming mishap during a garden party to Dermot’s unforgettable French lesson, these confessions will have you in stitches. Plus Steve shares his cringe-worthy outburst during an important...

Step into the confessional for the exciting premiere of Season 7 of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they kick off the new season with a delightful mix of hilarious confessions and unexpected anecdotes. This week, we hear from an anonymous former social work student who accidentally picked up the wrong child—an incident from the 1980s that left everyon...

Step into the confessional for a hilariously chaotic finale of Season 6 of Simon Mayo's Confessions with a final from the crypt special! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous, laugh-out-loud stories and moral shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing! Join Marky Mark as he shares a cheeky confession from his days running a pub in...

Step into our confessional for a holiday special of Simon Mayo's Confessions from the Crypt! Join Father Simon and the Confession collective as they navigate through a maze of uproarious tales and unexpected blunders. This week, Colin shares an outrageous tale involving a little white lie to secure a day off for a job interview that led to unexpected chaos with his boss. We also dive into Faf's no...

Step into the confessional for a laugh-out-loud special of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dig into the archives for some truly outrageous tales from the past. Get ready to meet Mystic Mike, who hilariously details how his cheeky "gender guru" advice led to his sister-in-law's over-the-top attempts to conceive a boy. Then, brace yourself for Shane'...

Step into the confessional for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel stories that blend humour with moral dilemmas. This week, Jason finds himself in hot water after a mix-up at Heathrow turns his holiday homecoming into a tense ordeal for his wife. Then, Reverend Ellie shares a hilarious tale from a funeral service...

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they sift through a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud confessions this week. Starting with Mags, who shares a hilariously vengeful tale from her Glaswegian dad Bill, involving a mischievous act with washing-up liquid that turns a dull street into a bubble-fille...

Step into the confessional for another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they navigate a myriad of wild and comedic tales. This week, get ready to cringe and chuckle as a parent confesses to a decades-long fib about microchipping their spirited child, causing a mix of hilarity and heart-warming guilt. Plus, Max shares a cringe-...

Step into the confessional for yet another captivating episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into a series of hilarious and morally questionable tales. This week, Mr. Wilkins comes forward with an outrageous confession about bending the rules in education to maintain a perfect pass rate, while Adam takes us back to a nostalgic childhood...

Step into the confessional for another marvellous episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel hilarious and heartwarming tales that showcase the wonderfully chaotic side of life. This week, Mr. L reflects on a wild school trip to France filled with pranks and unexpected antics, Tommy finds himself in a sticky situation following a village...

Step into the confessional for another laughter-packed episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective delve into a variety of hilarious tales, kicking things off with Marty's unforgettable pizza delivery disaster from his teenage years. Listen in as Graham's smart speaker prank has hilarious consequences. Plus, Nobby recalls swindling a grumpy sweet sh...

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories that blend chaos and absurdity. Join Ross as he shares a shocking end-of-year assembly prank he pulled in primary school, transforming heartfelt compliments into laugh-out-loud insults! Witness the awkward situati...

Step into the confessional for another wild ride on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective tackle tales of hilarity and absurdity that are sure to leave you chuckling. Join Gary as he recalls his cheeky talent show secret from the '80s involving a Casio keyboard and some clever miming! Also, get ready to hear Sir Harry’s awkward bathroom blunder that may ha...

Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive headfirst into tales of hilarity, awkwardness, and unexpected moments. Join us as Martin from Belfast recounts his cheeky quiz controversy that left him hiding behind an autograph in 'What's The Buzz , Tell Me what's happening. Meanwhile, Bert shares...

Step into the confessional for another riotously funny episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective share outrageous stories that will leave you gasping and laughing. There's Jane's cringe-worthy equestrian experience that left her wishing she had stayed home and Well-Intentioned Dad's laughter-filled confession about his daughter's cornet performance...

Step into the confessional for a special delve into the crypt for this week's episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! The Confession Collective deliver a mix of hilarity and unexpected twists, including Zeb’s comically chaotic encounter while farming, involving a tractor, headphones, and a very awkward surprise. Nigel's shockingly awkward New Year's revelation that turns family dynamics upside down....

Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into an array of colourful tales. including Inga from the Bottom Table’s questionable impersonation at a wedding and Corporal Jones’ audacious prank during army training that spiralled into chaos. Prepare for laughter, shocking antics, and some surprisin...

Step into the confessional once again for a rollercoaster of hilarity in this week’s episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confession Collective as they tackle a series of outrageous tales, from drunken escapade involving undies and bush antics in Cuba, to a bill confusion that led to stolen flatmates money. Plus there is two bonus confessions from the Crypt involving a bi...