Sights Unseen

Please don't listen to this episode. Jarrod gets all emotional, it's really embarrassing. Seriously, just come back next week when we have jokes about farts and stuff. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens...

What would you do if you died? Have you given it much thought? I sure haven't lol #yolo Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast , Plog...

"...and on your left, you'll see yet another tribe that was displaced for the Glory of the Citadel! Praise be! Now, our next stop is a real treat, you see- Hmm? 'Is it another miserable people-group that had their land and/or heritage ripped away from them?' Hey buddy, you knew what you signed up for when you booked this tour! And for your information, this next group of people got to keep their l...

"Heh, so you want a shot at the throne, eh? Well, I hope you came prepared, son... 'Cause if you want to take my crown, you're gonna have to fight for it! And I'm warning you... I just caught this hamster yesterday, and he is vicious . Not to brag, but with my rigorous training, he's already in the top one percentile of all hamsters across the world and- he's dead. He's dead.... Huh. I guess you'r...

Yes yes, I know they're just defending their territory, and it's my fault for exploring here. But I swear, I'll make everyone in this kingdom a widow if they keep attacking me. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When I...

"Ooh, I know! We could go to Mandalore for our vacation! It's gorgeous this time of year! The hanging gardens, the golden coasts... Hmm? What do you mean 'it's been ravaged by the waging of countless wars?' When did that happen?! .....'Over the course of many millennia...?' Okay, well I haven't been following the news recently, sorry !" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen...

"Okay, here's the plan: I'm gonna seal you inside a rusty submarine - LET ME FINISH! - and then I'm gonna drop you into an ocean of blood - AAAHHHHHHP, HUSH! - and then I'm gonna use the data you collect to save humanity and win a Nobel Prize... No, you don't survive in this plan... What do you mean you don't like it?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsuns...

"If you want to learn how to be the greatest fighter in the world, I want you to show me the fullest extent of your power without holding back. We are going to train every. single. day. You will beg me to slow down, or take it easier on you, or reduce the amount of weight you're made to carry. But I will not let up, no matter what! ...Now, about the matter of my fee... No, no money necessary, I ju...

"...And our next stop on the tour is the Citadel Gift Shop! Here you can pick up a very nice set of commemorative rosary beads, for the very reasonable price of 6 - 8 business days of your lifespan! Yes, I realize it may sound too good to be true, but I assure you this offer is genuine. And we even let you make them yourself! You won't find a better deal anywhere else in- where are you going..?" O...

"Heh, well buddy, it don't look like your backup is coming, after all... You still think you can take all five of us? Cuz it's lookin' to me like you brought a knife to a gunfight." "Er, I didn't bring a knife, should I have a knife? Wait, guns ? I thought we were gonna, like, box or something! You guys have guns?" "No, I was- it's an idiom ." "Now we're name-calling !? What the hell is happening!...

"Welcome, dear pilgrim! Are you ready to begin your journey up to our gilded citadel? Oh no, you won't be needing a weapon, for your faith will protect you! ...What's that? 'Ants are hunting and caging the other pilgrims? And there's a winged beast preying on the weak in the moors? And the judges have gone completely mad, attacking everyone on sight?' Well, of course, silly pilgrim! These are just...

Hey, Folks! Welcome to 2026! This year is gonna be bigger and better than all the rest! Provided, of course, that we don't let the corporate greed of our society plunge us into a nuclear winter! That just goes without saying, I don't know why I even brought it up. Forget I mentioned it! Heheh.... But go ahead and reserve your place in a Vault, just to be safe... *Winks, and gives thumbs up* Our Pl...

"...Hmmm, alright, alright, don't rush me... We need some good defense, and you already snatched up the finest shortstop in the league... I guess I'll have to take the decorated spruce tree from the Gryffindor Common Room. Hmm? 'Movie version or novel version?' Pffft, what do you think, rookie?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter...

"Alright, Lieutenant, are you ready? The two of us are going to escape from the capital, get into a firefight in the swamp, commandeer a stolen gunboat, break into improvised internment camps, and blow up a space station to free our planet from capitalist subjugation. Any thoughts? ...That's right, just the two of us, yes... Hmm? Reinforcements? I guess we could find a ganglord under heavy fire an...

"Imagine a world just like ours - full of plants and people and animals - but with one glaring difference; some of the creatures can use abilities they normally cannot! Like, imagine if you saw a magnificent dragon, but instead of breathing fire, it zapped you with lightning instead!? Wouldn't that be crazy !? Hmm? 'Yes, but not for the reason you're saying...' Why, do dragons not exist in your wo...

Truly what is a mountain? What makes a mountain? How does one define the ancient and unknowable? These are the questions that keep me up at night. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @Whe...

What could be better than hanging out with the homies, flying down the slopes at break-neck speeds in a tank top? All of that, but with Seether playing in the background!! Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Hap...

Happy Thanksgiving, Sightseers! We hope this episode finds you well, and reminds you that despite how divided people are in the world right now, there is always hope for peace and understanding. Unless your world happens to split into two separate realities, and the dark half is infested with angry, violent ink blots that want to erase you from existence... That does make peace a bit more tricky.....

"Oh, you're going up the mountain to the old saw mill? No one goes up there anymore... Not since the...heheh, incident . Yes, it happened about fifty years ago; business started drying up and they had to file... Chapter 11! ... Hmm? 'Is that it?' Well, isn't that scary enough? The financial ruin of a longstanding, local institution is pretty terrifying, kid! What, just 'cause no one died, it isn't...

"Has the sacrifice been prepared? Excellent, then let us proceed... It is with a very solemn and heavy heart that I must perform my duties today as the grand priest... But the sacrifice of one individual to the Mountain of Fire will garner us much favor with the gods! We shall have bountiful harvests for the following seasons, and the village will survive many hardships! Please remember that this...

Nothing clever to say or unhinged to play out this time; we just want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for listening to our humble show! Here's to one hundred more! Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When...

"...something about that mountain seems to breed tragic events..." Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast , Plog of Pods YouTube- The...

In this very important season finale, we discuss the very nature of video games at their core. for instance, if you play an entire game all the way through, and never once throw a metal ball at an unsuspecting, defenseless animal... can you truly say that you played that game? These are the questions that keep us up at night. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- si...

"Welcome to your worst nightmare... I think you'll find we've spared no expense in designing a unique experience intended to illicit the uttermost pain and suffering that your pitiful husk of a body can muster... Here... It's a list of everyone you've ever met...and an old, rotary phone; you have to call each and every one of them... and have a meaningful conversation !! Mwahahahahaha!!!" Our Plug...

"Good evening, Ma'am. I'm calling you today with a tremendous real estate opportunity! You see, I have recently purchased a large parcel of land outside of town, and I'm looking for investors to get in on the ground floor of this venture while they still can! We're planning on constructing some very luxurious, high-end, beachfront condominiums, right along the shore, and- pardon? 'What shore? We l...