Sights Unseen

"Alright, I know this sounds like a bad plan on paper... Okay, are the sewers dangerous? Yes. Are Xixor's guards waiting down there to ambush us with military-grade drones? Absolutely. Are there giant, tentacled monstrosities just waiting for us to slip up and become their next meal? You'd better believe it! But, is this also the only way we can rescue our friend !? Honestly, probably...

"Aha!!! You've activated my Trap, I now get to spend Mana so that I can Floop the Pig and evolve it into a Charizard..." ... "What do you mean that makes no sense? This is a simple game of Pocket-Yu-The Gathering-Oh-Wars-Monsters TM, I literally can't make any simpler." ... "Well if that's how you really feel how 'bout this? I WIN!! That's right, I can...

"You wanna see me make the most iconic and beloved adventure-fantasy game ever created? ... Wanna see me do it again?" - John J. Nintendo, probably Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Welcome, trivia fans! Are you ready for the greatest game show in the history of our fine kingdom? You know the rules; all you have to do is navigate a harrowing tunnel full of giant spiders without being eaten, and you could win yourself a brand new ox to work the fields! Now without further ado, let's- what's that? ...Oh...okay, I'm receiving word from our producer, it sounds l...

Greetings, Traveler! I pray this day finds you well! Would you per chance have a few moments to help a withered, old man with a simple request? Ohh, thank you kindly, Stranger; I promise this will not take too long. You see, I just need a little help collecting some herbs for a potion. Yes, I have nearly everything gathered here, I just need one more thing: a curious-looking, blood-red plant that...

Friends, are you bored to death with the monotony of everyday life in your sleepy, little hometown? Do you feel like you were made for a higher purpose, and you haven't been given the chance to show your full potential? Is there an inky blackness within your soul that you're just dying to show the whole world? Then come on down to New Londo! This club has everything; mournful ghosts, a big pupper...

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"Thanks for coming caving with me, Ted! It's nice to just disconnect and decompress for a while, out here in the middle of nowhere. Heh, it's funny...I've always thought stalagmites and stalactites kinda look like teeth. Silly, huh?" "They are." "Ha! I know, it's dumb I- wait...what..?" "They are teeth. Sorry, bud." *click* Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sigh...

**WARNING** Do Not Listen! This episode is comprised of segments which the editor intentionally removed from the show. We are not sure how this bonus episode got approved. Someone must have been truly desperate, and there was a deadline or something. Enjoy! Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenp...

"At last...after searching for decades, I finally have it in my possession! They all laughed at me for believing such an artifact could exist, but I knew it must be buried out here somewhere... And now it's all mine: the season 7 finale of Sights Unseen. And look at it! Seal intact, as though I'm the first to ever lay hands on it! Heh, how fortunate could I be?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton...

"Inconcievable!!! I brought with me an entire army of my strongest, heartiest, most iron-willed warriors to this battle! Their legions numbered in the tens of thousands! They've stood through the horrors of war, and never once backed down in the face of death! They were the finest men I had !! How could you knock them all out-cold in an instant!?! " "I just wanted to really hard." "WHAAAAA-!?!?" O...

*TRIGGER WARNING* Yeah, normally this is where I write some shoddy piece of prose as an amuse-bouche before your fictional entrée, but this time is different... I wanna be upfront about some of the gore and viscera that are mentioned in this episode, as well as the multiple cases of stillbirth in this game! That's right, there's more than one. Why are there more than one instance of children dying...

"Hey, we should do something tonight. Maybe we could go see a movie? Wanna check out the new Gangie ?" "Nah...that franchise kinda fell off after they sent Gangie back in time to fight Jack the Ripper... Oooh, how about Chunnel ? I heard that one was good." "Hmmm, I'm not really into action films. Especially ones where the entire story takes place in one location... Ah! I've got It! Let's go see T...

"...Heh, alright.. But I'm warning you... I've never been defeated in single combat... Select any weapon you choose from the rack; it makes no difference. I have analyzed every possible discipline or martial art that any master may employ. I can perfectly predict the movements of my enemy by studying the way they breathe and move before striking. I can anticipate any form that has been recorded in...

"Okay, for the last time; it's a very simple plan. All you have to do is traverse a series of dangerously-narrow canyons, fight dozens of armed military officers and killer probe droids, locate the imperial hangars without falling into the abyss, and fight the most cunning and ruthless bounty hunter in the galaxy, before he finishes repairing his heavily-armed gunship and flees to Tatooine... Heh,...

"Don't look now, but there's a building-sized, steel blade suspended precariously above your head... Hah! Made you look!! ...Hmm? Oh no, it's really there. Yeah... It could fall at any time... Well you can't see it because It's invisible. But I did made you look at it!" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta-...

"Inconceivable! That door was double-plated, diamond-coated titanium, with a triple-reinforced stainless steel , 6-inch rebar, multi-locking mechanism! It cost more than the entire city block you were born and raised on! How were you able to punch through that?! " "I just wanted to really hard." "WHAAAAA-!?!?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gm...

"Hi, there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Prof. Oak, and I'm here to help you begin your journey. Now, for starters; are you a boy, or a girl? ...'Isn't that question a little outdated?' Aww geez, you're not another one of these woke, liberal Cryogonal-flakes, are you? I swear, back in my day, trainers weren't so delicate. You could start a fight with someone just by locking eyes wit...

"Name? ...Alright, Mr. WALL-E... Always good to have another waste control droid on staff... Things get pretty messy here in the Scraplands. Now, what kind of weapons do you come equipped with? ...You know, blasters? Pulse-wave generators? Seeker missiles? Come on now, good sir, what kind of self-respecting garbage-disposal unit doesn't have a flamethrower attachment in case of intruders ? Use you...

"Yes, that's the way, Darling. Keep walking, and sway the hips... yes, all the way down to the end of the catwalk... Yes, now twirl. Keep twirling. Keeeeep twirling... Perfect, and now you've mastered Rapid Spin, so you can dispel those pesky Toxic Spikes. Heh, they all said I would never squeeze a Pineco into an evening gown, but who looks foolish now?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Soci...

"Hey there, Babe. Heheh, what that mouth do?" "Which one?" "...sorry, what was that?" "I said which one?" * turns around, spreads hair, reveals gaping maw* "Aw man, not again..." Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When...

"Inconceivable!! I was masking my scent, so there was no way you could track me! I had donned the most fool-proof camouflage money can buy! I trekked for days out into the wilderness, just so I could take the long way 'round to approach your property from the other side! How did you know I was coming!?! " "I just wanted to really hard." "WHAAAAA-!?!?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials...

Pop quiz everyone, what does the want to be free, the knowledge of the depths of malice within the human heart, the taboo of human transmutation, deadly inline skates, and a bald man all have in common? I will give you a moment to think about your answer. ..... Why yes, that is correct! They are all apart of Cybele's favorite mangas. You are so clever, good job. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton...

"Alright class, turn to page 394... Now, can anyone tell me what one should do to defend themselves when faced with a werewolf in the wild? Yes, you there, speak up for me please... Hm? Wha- No, you don't ask for their number! That is absolutely, vehemently incorrect! How would that even help in the..? Wait a minute, I remember you! I thought I told you horny freaks to get out of here! Your school...

"W-wait, so hold on... We spent how much to incarcerate this guy!? Yes, I know I said to spare no expense but this... I mean, the invoice mentioned an island, did you buy a whole island to lock up this freak? …Okay, so if this guy is really so powerful - and we also knew it was going to cost this much to build a prison that he may escape from anyway - why didn't we just execute him? …Oh, don't giv...