Sights Unseen

"Don't look now, but there's a building-sized, steel blade suspended precariously above your head... Hah! Made you look!! ...Hmm? Oh no, it's really there. Yeah... It could fall at any time... Well you can't see it because It's invisible. But I did made you look at it!" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta-...

"Inconceivable! That door was double-plated, diamond-coated titanium, with a triple-reinforced stainless steel , 6-inch rebar, multi-locking mechanism! It cost more than the entire city block you were born and raised on! How were you able to punch through that?! " "I just wanted to really hard." "WHAAAAA-!?!?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gm...

"Hi, there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Prof. Oak, and I'm here to help you begin your journey. Now, for starters; are you a boy, or a girl? ...'Isn't that question a little outdated?' Aww geez, you're not another one of these woke, liberal Cryogonal-flakes, are you? I swear, back in my day, trainers weren't so delicate. You could start a fight with someone just by locking eyes wit...

"Name? ...Alright, Mr. WALL-E... Always good to have another waste control droid on staff... Things get pretty messy here in the Scraplands. Now, what kind of weapons do you come equipped with? ...You know, blasters? Pulse-wave generators? Seeker missiles? Come on now, good sir, what kind of self-respecting garbage-disposal unit doesn't have a flamethrower attachment in case of intruders ? Use you...

"Yes, that's the way, Darling. Keep walking, and sway the hips... yes, all the way down to the end of the catwalk... Yes, now twirl. Keep twirling. Keeeeep twirling... Perfect, and now you've mastered Rapid Spin, so you can dispel those pesky Toxic Spikes. Heh, they all said I would never squeeze a Pineco into an evening gown, but who looks foolish now?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Soci...

"Hey there, Babe. Heheh, what that mouth do?" "Which one?" "...sorry, what was that?" "I said which one?" * turns around, spreads hair, reveals gaping maw* "Aw man, not again..." Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When...

"Inconceivable!! I was masking my scent, so there was no way you could track me! I had donned the most fool-proof camouflage money can buy! I trekked for days out into the wilderness, just so I could take the long way 'round to approach your property from the other side! How did you know I was coming!?! " "I just wanted to really hard." "WHAAAAA-!?!?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials...

Pop quiz everyone, what does the want to be free, the knowledge of the depths of malice within the human heart, the taboo of human transmutation, deadly inline skates, and a bald man all have in common? I will give you a moment to think about your answer. ..... Why yes, that is correct! They are all apart of Cybele's favorite mangas. You are so clever, good job. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton...

"Alright class, turn to page 394... Now, can anyone tell me what one should do to defend themselves when faced with a werewolf in the wild? Yes, you there, speak up for me please... Hm? Wha- No, you don't ask for their number! That is absolutely, vehemently incorrect! How would that even help in the..? Wait a minute, I remember you! I thought I told you horny freaks to get out of here! Your school...

"W-wait, so hold on... We spent how much to incarcerate this guy!? Yes, I know I said to spare no expense but this... I mean, the invoice mentioned an island, did you buy a whole island to lock up this freak? …Okay, so if this guy is really so powerful - and we also knew it was going to cost this much to build a prison that he may escape from anyway - why didn't we just execute him? …Oh, don't giv...

Please don't listen to this episode. Jarrod gets all emotional, it's really embarrassing. Seriously, just come back next week when we have jokes about farts and stuff. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens...

What would you do if you died? Have you given it much thought? I sure haven't lol #yolo Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast , Plog...

"...and on your left, you'll see yet another tribe that was displaced for the Glory of the Citadel! Praise be! Now, our next stop is a real treat, you see- Hmm? 'Is it another miserable people-group that had their land and/or heritage ripped away from them?' Hey buddy, you knew what you signed up for when you booked this tour! And for your information, this next group of people got to keep their l...

"Heh, so you want a shot at the throne, eh? Well, I hope you came prepared, son... 'Cause if you want to take my crown, you're gonna have to fight for it! And I'm warning you... I just caught this hamster yesterday, and he is vicious . Not to brag, but with my rigorous training, he's already in the top one percentile of all hamsters across the world and- he's dead. He's dead.... Huh. I guess you'r...

Yes yes, I know they're just defending their territory, and it's my fault for exploring here. But I swear, I'll make everyone in this kingdom a widow if they keep attacking me. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When I...

"Ooh, I know! We could go to Mandalore for our vacation! It's gorgeous this time of year! The hanging gardens, the golden coasts... Hmm? What do you mean 'it's been ravaged by the waging of countless wars?' When did that happen?! .....'Over the course of many millennia...?' Okay, well I haven't been following the news recently, sorry !" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen...

"Okay, here's the plan: I'm gonna seal you inside a rusty submarine - LET ME FINISH! - and then I'm gonna drop you into an ocean of blood - AAAHHHHHHP, HUSH! - and then I'm gonna use the data you collect to save humanity and win a Nobel Prize... No, you don't survive in this plan... What do you mean you don't like it?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsuns...

"If you want to learn how to be the greatest fighter in the world, I want you to show me the fullest extent of your power without holding back. We are going to train every. single. day. You will beg me to slow down, or take it easier on you, or reduce the amount of weight you're made to carry. But I will not let up, no matter what! ...Now, about the matter of my fee... No, no money necessary, I ju...

"...And our next stop on the tour is the Citadel Gift Shop! Here you can pick up a very nice set of commemorative rosary beads, for the very reasonable price of 6 - 8 business days of your lifespan! Yes, I realize it may sound too good to be true, but I assure you this offer is genuine. And we even let you make them yourself! You won't find a better deal anywhere else in- where are you going..?" O...

"Heh, well buddy, it don't look like your backup is coming, after all... You still think you can take all five of us? Cuz it's lookin' to me like you brought a knife to a gunfight." "Er, I didn't bring a knife, should I have a knife? Wait, guns ? I thought we were gonna, like, box or something! You guys have guns?" "No, I was- it's an idiom ." "Now we're name-calling !? What the hell is happening!...

"Welcome, dear pilgrim! Are you ready to begin your journey up to our gilded citadel? Oh no, you won't be needing a weapon, for your faith will protect you! ...What's that? 'Ants are hunting and caging the other pilgrims? And there's a winged beast preying on the weak in the moors? And the judges have gone completely mad, attacking everyone on sight?' Well, of course, silly pilgrim! These are just...

Hey, Folks! Welcome to 2026! This year is gonna be bigger and better than all the rest! Provided, of course, that we don't let the corporate greed of our society plunge us into a nuclear winter! That just goes without saying, I don't know why I even brought it up. Forget I mentioned it! Heheh.... But go ahead and reserve your place in a Vault, just to be safe... *Winks, and gives thumbs up* Our Pl...

"...Hmmm, alright, alright, don't rush me... We need some good defense, and you already snatched up the finest shortstop in the league... I guess I'll have to take the decorated spruce tree from the Gryffindor Common Room. Hmm? 'Movie version or novel version?' Pffft, what do you think, rookie?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter...

"Alright, Lieutenant, are you ready? The two of us are going to escape from the capital, get into a firefight in the swamp, commandeer a stolen gunboat, break into improvised internment camps, and blow up a space station to free our planet from capitalist subjugation. Any thoughts? ...That's right, just the two of us, yes... Hmm? Reinforcements? I guess we could find a ganglord under heavy fire an...

"Imagine a world just like ours - full of plants and people and animals - but with one glaring difference; some of the creatures can use abilities they normally cannot! Like, imagine if you saw a magnificent dragon, but instead of breathing fire, it zapped you with lightning instead!? Wouldn't that be crazy !? Hmm? 'Yes, but not for the reason you're saying...' Why, do dragons not exist in your wo...