Sights Unseen

Truly what is a mountain? What makes a mountain? How does one define the ancient and unknowable? These are the questions that keep me up at night. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @Whe...

What could be better than hanging out with the homies, flying down the slopes at break-neck speeds in a tank top? All of that, but with Seether playing in the background!! Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Hap...

Happy Thanksgiving, Sightseers! We hope this episode finds you well, and reminds you that despite how divided people are in the world right now, there is always hope for peace and understanding. Unless your world happens to split into two separate realities, and the dark half is infested with angry, violent ink blots that want to erase you from existence... That does make peace a bit more tricky.....

"Oh, you're going up the mountain to the old saw mill? No one goes up there anymore... Not since the...heheh, incident . Yes, it happened about fifty years ago; business started drying up and they had to file... Chapter 11! ... Hmm? 'Is that it?' Well, isn't that scary enough? The financial ruin of a longstanding, local institution is pretty terrifying, kid! What, just 'cause no one died, it isn't...

"Has the sacrifice been prepared? Excellent, then let us proceed... It is with a very solemn and heavy heart that I must perform my duties today as the grand priest... But the sacrifice of one individual to the Mountain of Fire will garner us much favor with the gods! We shall have bountiful harvests for the following seasons, and the village will survive many hardships! Please remember that this...

Nothing clever to say or unhinged to play out this time; we just want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for listening to our humble show! Here's to one hundred more! Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When...

"...something about that mountain seems to breed tragic events..." Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast , Plog of Pods YouTube- The...

In this very important season finale, we discuss the very nature of video games at their core. for instance, if you play an entire game all the way through, and never once throw a metal ball at an unsuspecting, defenseless animal... can you truly say that you played that game? These are the questions that keep us up at night. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- si...

"Welcome to your worst nightmare... I think you'll find we've spared no expense in designing a unique experience intended to illicit the uttermost pain and suffering that your pitiful husk of a body can muster... Here... It's a list of everyone you've ever met...and an old, rotary phone; you have to call each and every one of them... and have a meaningful conversation !! Mwahahahahaha!!!" Our Plug...

"Good evening, Ma'am. I'm calling you today with a tremendous real estate opportunity! You see, I have recently purchased a large parcel of land outside of town, and I'm looking for investors to get in on the ground floor of this venture while they still can! We're planning on constructing some very luxurious, high-end, beachfront condominiums, right along the shore, and- pardon? 'What shore? We l...

"Alright, class, settle down... Today I'm going to be showing you how to build a refrigerator. Now, it's really quite simple once you get the hang of it; you just take one of these living snowmen, and you throw him as hard as you possibly can at that little, lightning imp floating around in the storm cloud. And voila! You have a brand-new refrigerator. Okay, does anyone have any questions at all a...

"Alright, LEGO Set #7153... My employer says he hasn't laid eyes on you in twenty years, and he's offering a handsome sum for your head. So I'm going to give you a fair choice... I can bring you in warm...or I can bring you in cold." Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseen...

"Hey, time!! Time out! Ref, could I speak to you for a sec? Yeah, it's just that... up until this point, I've been fighting things like... large rats or cute slimes with goofy, cartoonish grins... And now I'm supposed to fight this guy... a ten-foot tall baboon, whose covered head-to-toe in blood, wielding an enormous katana in one hand, and his own severed head in the other... Like, am I the only...

What does a trans girl, a nerdy One Piece fan, and an alternative sexy man all have in common? We love cats!!! And we all love escaping our terrible global political reality into worlds of fantasy and wonder. So we talk about both those things. Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Guest- Snaxton: All His Links Twitch- Snaxtonofficial Podcast- Snax Pax Instagram- snaxtonofficial YouTube- Snaxton...

Ho ho!!! Hello little explorer!! You come to check out the capital of this dead kingdom as well? That's a big adventure for one of your stature hohohoho be careful, there's lots of puddles to drown in. Hold on, let me put on my glasses and get a better look at you... WHOA!! You're not a bug like me, you're a human!! How are you fitting in this cave?!?! What're you doing down here freak?!?!? Our Pl...

Greetings, Agent Orange. This mission is highly sensitive, and due to the nature of the dicey relationship between our two warring kingdoms, your actions will be denied and you will be disavowed if captured. If you still wish to continue, please check inside the bottom drawer. The envelope you will find details of the parameters of the operation. Step 1 - Sneak past some guards and meet the prince...

"Welcome to Hell, new fish. You're gonna learn real quick who's in charge of this place, and I'll tell you right now... it ain't the guards... If you're thinking of trying to operate you're own little smuggling ring in here, I'm warning you right now; my boss - the Governator - gets a piece of everything that comes in and out of this prison, and he- Hmm? Yes, I said the Governator... Yeah, like Ar...

Cybele on a first date- "So which is your favorite souls game?" ... "You don't know the souls games? Like Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro? You gotta know Elden Ring at least." ... "No? Hold on, let me google them. what? No results? Dang it, is this a Yesterday situation? Am I in another Yesterday situation? I hate this. Wait, why are you leaving? Is this date going badly?" Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden...

A bear and a bird? An evil witch with a nasty habit of unnecessary rhyming? This sounds familiar... almost like... like déjà vu, like I've been here before... Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You T...

Do you know what's more fun than a totally normal quiz show that you knew was coming and had time to prepare for? A completely bonkers idea for a quiz show that you had no idea was coming... and yet unwittingly prepared for anyway , by just livin' your life. *sunglasses emoji* Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod...

Fufufufufu... Welcome to my special dueling arena, Yugi... You're probably wondering about that bucket of acid suspended from the ceiling above you? Well you see, once I defeat you and your life points reach zero, that bucket will overturn...pouring it's contents all over ...this rope. And when the rope snaps, this giant ax will swing towards you ! ...severing this piece of fishing line, which wil...

Mueheheh... Welcome...I will be your guide throughout the labyrinthian tunnels which lay before you. Best stay close... I'd hate for you to get taken out by a stray Arwing; they're very territorial and become agitated when they split from the rest of their fleet... Hm? An Arwing , kid, y'ever heard of one before? Futuristic starfighter, favored by anthropomorphic mercenaries, who are fighting dise...

Hey, there! Wanna battle? This is my Ratatta! He isn't like other Ratatta... Heh, my Ratatta is in the top percentage of all Ratatta! You've never seen one like mine before and- is... that a level 40 Blastoise..? Dude... you have like, two gym badges! Are all of your Pokémon so jacked !? ...What's that? ...You know, your other Pokémon? Like, you've been catching them as you go, right? What do I me...

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"Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat." ~ Dr. Henry Wu Our Plugs Outro: By Aiden Hamilton Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod Insta- sightsunseenpod Threads- sightsunseenpod Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 Cybele: Other Shows- S...