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Thrill to the sounds of our preshow meeting (we have those, usually accidentally), in which we try to decide whether USC or UCLA conducted their overnight midseason firing better We are no better at identifying Clay Helton's face or age than we used to be, as it turns out Lotta accents in this episode, we're gonna warn you right now The cure for male loneliness, revealed Here's the aquatic Disney...

Week 2 of the college football season approaches. With at least ten games yet to be played for all teams, it’s time to decide which coaches are going to be fired. Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items This episode was produced by Michael R...

Not a lot to talk about following Week 1 but we’ll try our best Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items This episode was produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Subscribe to our new $4 Pa...

A review of Week 0, the college football soft open Today we learned we're on the IMDB trivia page for Terry Boatass Ryan has a (non-lethal! Probably) game If you were wondering how After Dark is going to work this season, that information is now available to you Let's work up a nice hate-on for the Week 1 schedule, shall we Which team earns the distinction of "Hot Marshall"? Which player does Surb...

How we found out more employees of Honeybaked Ham listen to the Fullcast than any media executives we've ever worked with or for Jason and Spencer watch the new War of the Worlds "movie" Time at long last for the return of everybody's favorite segment, "read this week's schedule aloud" Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preo...

You might have heard, but Michigan won the Charity Bowl again this spring. In celebration of that fine victory and the extension of Michigan's historic Charity Bowl winning streak, the EDSBS Extended Universe delivered three prizes for the enjoyment of our wealthy and generous donors. Two of these rewards were live events, held in Ann Arbor in June and in Atlanta in July. Here is the third and fin...

A comprehensive exploration of the retail ham space Matt Stafford gets his Goop on Believe it or not it's a pretty straightforward path from there to the live frog in Russell Wilson's pillowcase Now through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South Trans Nation . Visit preownedairboats.com to find the finest Blue Sharks gear and other Fullcast-related items Fullca...

Wwwwwwwelcome! to a MINIATURE SATURDAY SHUTDOWN FULLCAST PRESEASON SURPRISE You might have guessed from the episode title, but this here is our guide to the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo What is the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo ? Listen to the episode! Check out alleged other podcasts Phantom Island and Split Zone Duo to learn about the...

In this season of change, in this time of turmoil, the show returns to its roots (they're on the moon) HOT WASPS IN YOUR AREA?? Introducing Season 5 of the Shutdown Fullcast, only at FREE LIFE INSURANCE DOT HORSE Spencer has a game, which comes with a sound effect we were not warned about in advance and bear no medical liability for. Please enjoy listening to the rest of the hosts experience that...

Let's join hands and figure out how to sneak Ryan into Hulk Hogan's funeral (for work) Inventing a new pasta (for men) Hot January is here, and it's awful Which coaches would we rather see run for Senate than Derek Dooley? Turns out it's "most of them" Let's reexamine some things we thought we knew about the Little Mermaid Coming Attractions: The Hawgronomicon Fullcast theme song arranged and perf...

Pondering the two great mysteries of the universe: Blake Bortles and Benicio del Toro It's possible that Batman chronology is not our strong suit, as a group. Do not correct us What's the loudest concert you've ever been to? Jimbo lets us down, again, but in a different way this time [SAW enclosure clanks shut behind you] oh look honey, Ryan has a new game for us Fullcast theme song arranged and p...

Fresh tracks! Corrections! Surber is French now! College Football 26 tribulations befall our coaches! Important Indiana football announcement! Let's play a game! Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi (ft. Bum Chillups) (The Surber Remix) Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz and his podcast, Podcasterino: https://rss.com/podcasts/podcasterino-pod1/ Li...

Marriages are complicated. Today, let's discuss different fighting styles to apply to various action stars you've caught in torrid embraces with your wife Welcome to GronkAI ™ The return of Ryan As Jigsaw with a fun new game that makes everybody mad An innovative new scheduling idea for Mississipppi State Who would like to sponsor Spencer and Ryan's crying tour through Ireland Another innovative n...

- Get ready for the 2025 Tour de France and learn which award we are stealing from the race for college football - Choose your Frisco Lady Fighter - A brief tour of early Hot Dog Eating Contests - Hoopfest: Medical Nightmare or Safest Sport of All Time? - Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock - Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz - Listen to...

- Let's remember some boys: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/08/30/the-boys-4 - Breaking some college basketball news to Spencer - Hideo Kojima reveals himself to either be a longtime listener or our personal puppeteer - We put Ryan in space- College World Series film breakdown - Tracing the historical legacy of college football coaches getting thrown out of games, featuring field legends W...

Parade bad Smell worse Give Gravedigger a gun Pre-writers busted Fun new game for first responders We know how to fix the NBA Finals Souvenons-nous de quelques gars de chaise Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which is not a college football show becaus...

This is somehow the first episode where Ryan has reason to ask Spencer "Are you recording your living will right now?" We're joined by Scott of Action Cookbook fame in an attempt to fix the annoying parts of the college football postseason. We do accomplish that goal by the end of the episode. We're calling this solution "The Knockout Game," a term of our own invention Fullcast theme song arranged...

It's time once again for our annual Italian cycling episode, and Cap'n Surber's got the mic What endurance athletes can learn from elite hot-dog eaters A Ryan segment serving as a reminder that we are also the nation's leading NAIA baseball podcast The legend(s) of Rev The River Monster Women's College World Series celebratory segment, pointedly and hurtfully excluding Stanford Moving through our...

For the holiday week, we bring you a treat: the unearthed recording of our summer 2024 live show in Raleigh, North Carolina, featuring the third installment of our most popular running disaster theme: lawns and the calamities that befall them Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Listen to Phantom Island, Rya...

First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football? Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode Help us run up the score on intrepid reader Emily’s fundraiser for Georgia STOMP: https://secure.givelively....

It is time to be concerned about Ryan's emotional processing What do Interstellar, Little Giants, and Grave of the Fireflies have in common? The Legend of Cookie Man Spencer identifies the true fast food restaurant of Saudi Arabia An important discussion about Michael Jordan winning Luc Longley's clothing Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler Check out Surber’s band, Killer...

Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks again Let's use that viral soda map to do conference realignment Perils of the new GTA Ryan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciate Where to go for lunch in America Test driving our Mike Lombardi voices Critical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday Morning Staring unea...

Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year’s biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died. Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com Check out Jason...

This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.m...

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/ - The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries - The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons - Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill - This week's theme s...