Sh*t on the Table

I'm Sorry, But Beauty And The Beast Is Bestiality 26.10.2020 1:24:41 ↓

Speaking about our weeks, our upcoming seminar, and reading some stories.

I Don't Know... I Didn't Push Her Out Of My Pussy 12.10.2020 1:25:55 ↓

Vanessa discusses being exposed to Covid, and we answer one of our listeners questions.

There's No Sharks, But There Are Dead Bodies.... 28.09.2020 2:00:28 ↓

We interview Anthony Vargas, the owner of Groomhaus and get to know about his background and his company.

We Literally Have Pow-Wows While She's Waxing My Pussy 14.09.2020 1:31:31 ↓

Discussing groomers who brag about grooming difficult and aggressive dogs.

I Didn't Take A Picture Of You..... Eww 31.08.2020 1:22:30 ↓

In this episode we discuss how El Paso, Texas is implementing regulations over the grooming industry.

We're Drunk, That's Where We At 17.08.2020 1:09:05 ↓

Today we discuss our weeks, as well as grooming with chronic illnesses.

So We Get The Last Room In The Back Of The Motel... 03.08.2020 1:06:52 ↓

Last week we took a turn around trip up to Carson City, Nevada.

Noooo I'm Not Going To Waterboard Your Dog 20.07.2020 1:37:55 ↓

This week we have another interview with a listener in which they share a story that gained them a little bit of interet fame in the grooming community.  The tables were also turned on us, as she asked us some questions which turned into a very nice coversation.  Enjoy!

Every Time I Say "Honey," I Feel Dirty 06.07.2020 1:29:14 ↓

We have a few stories to share with you, followed by an extra special interview featuring one of our listeners.

At Some Point I Knew.... This Was A Plumber Problem. 08.06.2020 1:22:40 ↓

This episode is all about dealing with our customers and their political point of view.  There's also a pretty funny story at the end if you make it all the way through.

I Pee In A Bowl, Like, Let's Just Put It Out There... 25.05.2020 1:21:35 ↓

Covid restrictions are relaxing and things have been interesting for both of us.

When I Look At You, I Remember Your Toe Nails Scratching Me 11.05.2020 1:16:10 ↓

In this episode we discuss clients grooming their dogs at home during the pandemic, along with Vanessa returning to work this week.

So What?! Maybe I Wanna Get Fat. 27.04.2020 1:40:59 ↓

We continue discussing how the lockdown affects our industry, and discuss how we can safely attempt getting back to work.

Awwwwww... This Bitch Has An Oreo... 13.04.2020 1:34:16 ↓

As the Covid-19 pandemic continues, we discuss how we're spending our free time.

Ohhhh... Are These Hair Splinters Arousing You?? 30.03.2020 1:29:01 ↓

In this episode, we discuss the Covid 19 pandemic and how it is affecting our lives, and discuss a story sent in by a listener.

So, I'm Gonna Be Very Candid Right Now... 16.03.2020 1:29:59 ↓

Today's episode covers buying houses, and taking a deeper look into our grooming businesses.

The Joys of Pasadena Part 2 09.03.2020 1:05:13 ↓

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience (continued)    

The Joys of Pasadena Part 1 02.03.2020 1:18:47 ↓

After spending the week in Pasadena for Groom Expo West, we're back to share with you our experience.

Chuggin' Nyquil like Lil' Wayne 17.02.2020 1:23:43 ↓

In this episode we discuss the upcoming convention in Pasadena, and we read some of our listener's questions and stories.  See you all in Pasadena!

I'm Allergic to Shiba Inus 03.02.2020 1:24:19 ↓

In this episode we discuss products, frothing, personal discounts, and pasadena!  Enjoy!

My Husband Tried To Kill Me 20.01.2020 1:10:26 ↓

This episode is just a hodge-podge of shit, enjoy. 

People Are Going To Start Emailing AA Pamphlets 06.01.2020 1:28:26 ↓

Vaccines, bulldogs and more. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook at Sh*t on the Table. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com

I'm being Polite and Respectful, like a Good Little Girl 23.12.2019 1:27:58 ↓

Great opportunities,  commentary about a video we saw and some amazing stories. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook 

Brought To You By Tequila 09.12.2019 1:31:45 ↓

We talk about gift giving, and scheduling mishaps. We also have 2 stories from our listeners. Send your stories to groomerhumor@gmail.com . Follow us on Insta and facebook