Sh*t on the Table

You Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be One 24.07.2023 1:09:32 ↓

It's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.

Face Shot By A Portuguese Water Dog 19.06.2023 1:10:39 ↓

In this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.

Back At It Again, Bitches 29.05.2023 56:37 ↓

After a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.

I Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping In 02.01.2023 1:12:20 ↓

We will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.  

Creepy Pasta 31.10.2022 1:46:46 ↓

Our special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.

I’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was... 18.10.2022 1:12:37 ↓

This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.

You’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing Anyways 03.10.2022 1:39:18 ↓

Another episode that is all over the place, enjoy!

I’m Kind Of Annoying, And You Are Too 21.09.2022 1:20:55 ↓

This one is all over the place, enjoy!

What If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick? 05.09.2022 1:32:47 ↓

This episode mostly covers our experience and opinions about the 2022 edition of SuperZoo in Las Vegas, as well as a couple stories from our listeners.

We’re Pretty Sober These Days 15.08.2022 1:27:24 ↓

After discussing what's going on in our lives, we touch back on our PetSmart Days and our troubles registering for SuperZoo

It Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse! 25.07.2022 1:21:11 ↓

This episode covers a lot of personal situations going on at the moment, along with a discussion about grooming (or not grooming )aggressive dogs.

Poppin’ Dog Tranqs! 11.07.2022 1:13:44 ↓

This episode touches heavily upon Roe V Wade being overturned and also includes a product suggestion.

I’m Not Calling You A Liar, But I’m Calling You Out 27.06.2022 1:32:16 ↓

We have more health updates for all of you, along side an opinion about a product that Vanessa tried out recently.

www.ShitOnTheTable.com 13.06.2022 1:17:29 ↓

This episode covers the new things going on with the podcast with a new logo, website, and merch just to name a few.  We also touch on imperfections in grooming and striving to be better.    

You Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets.... 30.05.2022 1:27:44 ↓

This episode touches on Vanessa's updated schedule for this summer, thinking about expanding, and social media usage for the businesses.

You Could Sell Your Medical Waste 16.05.2022 1:04:28 ↓

In this episode we touch on Vanessa's recovery from surgery, Vanessa's week alone with the babies, and a discussion over some products and their quality.

bluejuice98@hotmail.com 02.05.2022 1:51:42 ↓

This episode is sponsored by: Moego   https://www.moego.pet/   This episode touches on Vanessa's new shampoo, Vanessa's working interview with a potential replacement, and some social media drama

The D Word Does Not Exist In My Business 18.04.2022 1:34:59 ↓

This episode touches on the flu that's been going around, Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, some new stuff that we have in the works, and a story from one of our listeners.

I’m What Horror Movies Are Made Of 04.04.2022 1:37:08 ↓

This episode we touch on mobile Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, and salon Vanessa's update regarding her recovery from surgery.

Interview with Anaïs Hayden 21.03.2022 1:24:49 ↓

In this episode we were honored to have the chance to interview Anaïs Hayden about her facebook groups, and how she got into dog grooming and coloring.  Enjoy!

Maybe They Just All Like Being Put In Their Place 08.03.2022 2:24:37 ↓

This episode is about groomers who don't have their own pets, and rehoming pets.  Enjoy!

That Made Me Pucker 21.02.2022 1:53:41 ↓

This episode discusses Vanessa's breast reduction, and we cover IGA and other similar programs.