Shrimp Cocktail

The Shrimps are waking up in the morning and thinking about so many things... Specifically - the images of Frank Sr’s easter-themed photoshoot seared into our brains, being haunted by the ghost of Gabriella, and Carleton using witchcraft to control Kyle Richard’s screensaver. Also on the pod - Becky confirms incest rumours and Peter learns how to breathe. Get you gavel ready because newly acclaime...

The shrimps are testing the limits of unlimited breadsticks in this explosive episode 2 recap of RHONJ. The women label all dysfunctional behaviour as “Italian” while stretching mozzarella by the pool. Order the mutz to-go because when you're here you're family! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shrimps are back and flipping tables in the highly anticipated season 13 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The Jersey Girls are showcasing new faces and bodies but old grudges still hold strong. Will the Jersey Husband's 2023 calendar usher in the apocalypse? Get your spray tan on and stay tuned! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ladies are still in (not) South Beach and half the cast has food poising from chicken salad sandwiches left out in the sun. Candiace’s insta rant is projected via Bluetooth for all of Santorini to hear, while Wendy circles the block waiting for her entrance cue. The rainstorm, and the ladies, rage through the night. As the skies begin to clear it seems their animosity has washed away - but is...

Things are dialled up to Mama Mia! levels of chaos on the second to last instalment of The White Lotus season 2. Mia swipes Valentia's V-Card to the master suite and Ethan finally expresses an emotion. Portia trades her bucket hat for a detective cap and has to save Tanya before it’s too late. This homecoming, or lack thereof, will no doubt erupt like mt. Etna (Miss Etna if you nasty). It's snowin...

Candiace has her folded napkin triangle of sadness ready to go as we resume at (not) South Beach. Wendy is M.I.A(M.I) while the ladies eat lobster tails on a white sofa. Karen reminds us why she’s the main character, but Peter is coming for her crown. Which Peter you may ask? Listen and decide for yourself  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The shrimpies are being swept away by some high-end gays on a luxury yacht on episode 5 of The White Lotus. A betrayed Harper smokes cigs, Lucia is scared of witches, and Mia is a little bit gay. What would the queen of Sicily do? Find out on this episode of shrimp podcast  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Shrimps are going "goblin mode" for Christmas. Valentina has a girl crush on concierge Marie and Mia experiences "hard times" with the local pianist. Tanya becomes abducted but a flock of local gays. Harper gets off on withholding contraceptive and Portia gets a taste for crown jewels. So drop a via/molly because it's time for Shrimp Cocktail! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Merry Quizmois! On this episode, the Shrimps discuss Linday Lohan's triumphant return to the silver screen with her new holiday classic. Becky revamps her war on Christmas and Peter joins us from the kid's table. Meanwhile in Miami, Candiace is physically M.I.A and Robyn hasn't sat down in weeks. Gizelle and Karen re-ignite their feud and Mia get banned from Wendy's. Michael continues his ghost-lo...

The shrimpies are back in Sicily; high on edibles and mdma and wandering the hallways of Luigi’s haunted mansion. The girlies take a getaway and ponder gender, elephants, and fidelity, while the boys explore gender via jet-skis. The local psychic fails Tanya by telling her the truth, while Harper cosplays as someone who smiles. Will the tarot deck finally reveal boy on boy? It's time for a Shrimp...

Pull up in the Sri Lanka because this week The Shrimps are swimming down to Miami (but not South Beach) to recap The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 7 Episode 6. Ashley the theatre gay gets tit nipply, Wendy becomes afraid of water and Candiace still isn’t having any of it. Gizelle discloses Robyn’s poop schedule and Mia gets the throwing wine …and Tinsley was there …and Peter was there! So grab...

Ashley is stuck in suburbia and the mothman won’t let her escape. Robyn is running low on melatonin gummies and becomes aggressive. Gizelle is zooting with her girls left and right. Wendy’s stress causes her to become bald and stoned. Mia is given key to the city of Miami. Candiace… we’ll she isn’t having any of it. Let the burn sessions begin! Bye ankles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Mt. Etna is ready to bust because The Shrimps are recapping S2E2 of The White Lotus. On this episode, Peter explains how he gets sexual powers and Becky goes to HR to discuss his behaviour. So light up a cig and come down to the sea... to one of those really romantic spots... to drink aperitivos and eat giant clams. Ciao Stronza! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CIAO BELLAS ! Time for an Aperol Spritz while the Shrimps journey to the 'Isola Di Sicilia' for a recap of the long-awaited, highly anticipated, White Lotus season 2 premier! In this episode, Becky discovers a new doppelgbänger and Peter becomes suspicious of sweater vests. Also on the pod - the Shrimps wrap up their halloween discussion and wonder if aliens believe in Tom Delong. Mt. Etna is quak...

This week The Shrimps discuss episode 4 of the Real Housewives of Potomac, celebrity halloween costumes, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week The Shrimps discuss Episode 3 of the Real Housewives of Potomac and Becky gives us an update from Our Nation's Capital: Red Lobster! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The shrimps discuss episode 2 of the Real Housewives of Potomac, BravoCon, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The shrimps discuss the season 7 premier of the Real Housewives of Potomac. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Becky and Peter tell you a bit about themselves and their reasons for starting the pod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.