Shitty Cinema

Death of a Cheerleader - As Seen on T.V. 28.04.2019 33:57 ↓

A snapshot of 90's culture; bangs, sororities, and mayo! Oh my!

Dragon Eyes - Van Dammeuary 21.04.2019 32:53 ↓

Robocop teaches us the way of the dominatrix, and don't forget your car scraper for clout!

Lionheart - Van Dammeuary 14.04.2019 30:27 ↓

Shitty Cinema learns the the rules of the French Foreign Legion, and why pantyhose aren't gym attire.

Blackwater - Van Dammeuary 07.04.2019 28:38 ↓

Never get lost on a boat with a sex worker. They have no inner compass.

Bloodsport - Van Dammeuary 31.03.2019 31:15 ↓

Casey can barely contain herself during the maiden podcast voyage of the film that taught her to love. Self love. I'm referring to masturbation here. FYI.

Hercules Against the Moonmen - Unholy Matrimony Month 24.03.2019 36:10 ↓

Can hair straighteners ever be sexy?

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies - Unholy Matrimony Month 17.03.2019 34:29 ↓

It's a tough game of who would you rather bang: Satan or an edgelord?

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - Unholy Matrimony Month 10.03.2019 33:12 ↓

The gang parses the thigh strength needed to stay on a horse during a full speed barrel roll, as well as historical context of child assassination.

King Kong Vs. Godzilla - Unholy Matrimony Month 03.03.2019 33:28 ↓

Dave and Juice prove they are impervious to being cultured when exposed to a classic

Transporter Refueled - Tits and Tires Month 21.02.2019 34:41 ↓

Learn how close is too close while having sex in the next room over from your dad.

200 M.P.H. - Tits and Tires Month 21.02.2019 37:37 ↓

Ever imagine what a clip art movie would look like? What if half of it took place in a strip club?

Maximum Overdrive - Tits and Tires Month 21.02.2019 31:32 ↓

Emilio Estevez can't sweat his way out of this one! Technology is here to kill you!

Gas Pump Girls - Tits and Tires Month 21.02.2019 33:23 ↓

If this movie has taught us anything, it's drop out of school and run a gas station. What could go wrong?

Paranoid Girls - Capitalism Month 21.02.2019 37:23 ↓

Cocaine filled photo shoots, nymphomania, and eating disorders (but in spanish).

Confessions of a Shopaholic - Capitalism Month 21.02.2019 31:40 ↓

You will actually be rooting for creditors by the end of this film. Bonus points if you can stay awake during the whole run time of the film.

Chopping Mall - Capitalism Month 21.02.2019 26:51 ↓

All of the best from the 80's! Capitalism, hair, and horror! Beep boop bop, this one has robots!

Paul Blart Mall Cop - Capitalism Month 21.02.2019 33:12 ↓

If you say "blood fart" 11 times in a row, you'll have a stroke and won't have to go to work. I promise.

Real Genius - Back to School Month 21.02.2019 43:34 ↓

We aren't scientists, but we sure know when enough popcorn is enough!

Kindergarten Cop 2 - Back to School Month 21.02.2019 41:11 ↓

Dolph Lundgren channels your weird racist uncle, Casey brings juice boxes of apple pie moonshine!

Kindergarten Cop - Back to School Month 21.02.2019 39:20 ↓

Schwarzenegger titillates with ferret play and babysitting! Don't forget to do background check people!

The Substitute 2 - Back to School Month 21.02.2019 39:54 ↓

Treat Williams and B.D. Wong ask the hard questions: It's ten pm, do you know where your kids are at?

The DaVinci Code - Read 'Em Then Weep Month 21.02.2019 38:14 ↓

Once again, Juice flirts with danger in the form of a bloated Tom Hanks getting Jesusy.

The Three Musketeers - Read 'Em Then Weep Month 21.02.2019 37:34 ↓

Cocaine cowboys invade Disney! Dave delights with the dying gasps of four washed up men's careers!

Congo - Read 'Em Then Weep Month 21.02.2019 33:59 ↓

Jay almost sells out the gang to monkeys and Laura Linney gets her period.

50 Shades Darker - Read 'Em Then Weep Month 21.02.2019 38:16 ↓

Books were never so sexy! This week we learn how wasps have sex and Ben Wa balls are never bought, but passed in a highlanderlike tradition.