Shitpost Mortem

We discuss stupid ideas such as: using a 24 hour long looping GIF as a clock The balldo buying a gas station decoy bladder for my drug test Killing people with a safe pumpkin knife Human gruel lottie: https://bsky.app/profile/vaporlight.bsky.social  

We discuss stupid ideas such as: fake boobs you can store alcohol in and drink from restaurant where you have to order using UUID high heels (vape shoes) computer port that looks like a nose (two round ports) copper forehead heatsink (medical) echidnas fucking crazy style brain genius Guest: https://bsky.app/profile/chagirljayfe.bsky.social  

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We discuss stupid ideas such as: fractal genitals that fit into each other (kind of like ducks) DLSS 5 AR glasses fag newtons weird al pop quiz Portal potty Shitpost Mortem is a comedy podcast that covers topics like inadvisable inventions, weird internet posts, and whatever dumbass bullshit comes out of our yappers

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Featuring Pastry! We discuss stupid ideas such as: furry inflation crank Idea: maliciously modifying a popular Python package to download episodes of shitpost mortem wooden PCB horses are flipping you off turning off the petcock text that keeps shrinking as you try to zoom in on it  Dildo Urinal

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Guest: Lexi Darling! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Toilet you have to log in to use flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash) chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash) dating site that matches based on same mental illness clit morse code game like Satisfactory but with Chinese milking machines Check out these cool links: https://lexidarling.bandcamp.com/ https://bsky.ap...

In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as  rubber chicken fleshlight game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner prog rammer Ich opdink æn Gjermanisk tonge naming your son "Richard Fagg" qtip ear fucking machine (from Alice) programming language that evaluates the 🇳🇴 emoji as false 2FA code that's valid for 1 second Instant panic attack Check out Alice's wo...

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We discuss stupid ideas such as: THC ovaltine replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water Smoking dandelions video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money Polar bear floaties Ash on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social

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We discuss stupid ideas such as: Penis shock collar Onion toothpaste literal creepy pasta trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine Check out our guests on Bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/maliceinsexland.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/vexxxts.bsky.social  

We discuss stupid ideas such as: TI: programming language with oxford commas watch/gag new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot) bed that can moan "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Archipelago podcast app integration strapping james bond into my xtool Cockpot Ground-source heat pump coffee maker snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed) Links! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/72065/7/clive-barker-books-of-blood-vol-1.html  

We discuss stupid ideas such as: groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog) Reodorant Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals  single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

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We discuss stupid ideas such as: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory Centipede Centipede Dyson Airblade for the whole body girl diet (only pink food) Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit Personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet

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