Shitpost Mortem

We discuss stupid ideas such as: LED easy bake oven programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily) rubber ducky you can fucky smoking a joint with your ass daedric baby names

We discuss stupid ideas such as: cooking on someone with a high fever Ulysses video game cum pewter Mr. Burns Rule 34 Head phones (one by each ear) Simlish Bangers Links! https://reccanti.art/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjrh-vbgmYE&pp=ygUZbGFzdCBmcmlkYXkgbmlnaHQgc2ltbGlzaA%3D%3D  

We discuss stupid ideas such as: THC ovaltine replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water Smoking dandelions video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money Polar bear floaties Ash on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social

We discuss stupid ideas such as: region-locked pussy Implant that unlocks a chastity cage self-deprecating code Becoming an amiibo pronouncing every "ll" i see like it's welsh Check out these cool websites: https://www.powercat.org/ https://kleinletters.com/ https://blambot.com/

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Penis shock collar Onion toothpaste literal creepy pasta trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine Check out our guests on Bluesky! https://bsky.app/profile/maliceinsexland.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/vexxxts.bsky.social  

We discuss stupid ideas such as: TI: programming language with oxford commas watch/gag new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot) bed that can moan "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Archipelago podcast app integration strapping james bond into my xtool Cockpot Ground-source heat pump coffee maker snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed) Links! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/72065/7/clive-barker-books-of-blood-vol-1.html  

We discuss stupid ideas such as: groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog) Reodorant Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals  single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

We discuss stupid ideas such as: penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay) Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom meat batteries panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left) that's uby Links! rubymayvalentine.net https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/music CHECK EM OUT!

We discuss stupid ideas such as: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory Centipede Centipede Dyson Airblade for the whole body girl diet (only pink food) Car that explodes if you go over the speed limit Personality system that has one trait for each letter of the alphabet

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond") Parking machine gambling Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong) forever weed (thc crispr) may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze Website where you can...

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness  Foot fetish coffee place gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue) "muling" to mean half-assing idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits stair lift for gamer seniors straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

We discuss stupid ideas such as: continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping Razer razor (for gamers) waffle that just has a single, huge square sensory deprivation tank sex competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time. you try to get opponents drunk Using a guy with a really consistent refractory period as a clock head-mou...

Feeling kinda irrational today

We discuss stupid ideas such as: skadis-mounted dildo ordering paint using hex codes ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner AI image classifier for guessing pronouns halfabet (only 13 letters) CBT CBT coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild) pinba...

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Lowercase & lockpicking minigame captcha 2FA that makes u touch grass hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to fuck Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it from parallel universes Spaghetti that kills u inventing new colors of wine stew PID

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Frottage cheese Chair that's also a clothing rack  Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked) Shampoo bottles with flared bases Cummingbird (penis pollinator) Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept Bad idea: image f...

We discuss stupid ideas such as:  cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into)  making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/   https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A  strap-on nose (for the bedroom)  language where ev...

This episode has a third host! It's Ash! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysis demon Ancient Greek millennial mythology about the Heckin-chonkeres JOI rhythm game Compacting trash until it forms a black hole Website that requires your password to be a valid email We slander pe...

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Interactive podcast (choose your own adventure) Prediction market for who will cum first Beth's biological taxonomy mnemonic New word: garbaceous Voice training to do a Joker voice Btw they're putting homo-goblins in ur blood to turn u gay Robotgirl with a hex butthole   We trick you into learning about: Late night show hosts Gnosticism Security torx

In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) Service that mails u a one cm cube of any element Paired mutex lock chastity cages Single-use cars Install grindr + receive dick pic speedrun (Amy's pb ~1 min) I'm poster syndrome New word: Eurodiverg...

We discuss stupid ideas such as : Ceiling roomba / Roomba that can climb stairs update / T-shirt warehouse of babel / Service that helps you match clothing to your exact skin color / Stereonucleosis / Penis POV porn / Person with a nitrile fetish / (from lily) region-locked vinyl / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge / MIDI sex toys   Links: https://bsky.app/profile/izzys.casa (she did...

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Extreme podcast panning / You know how people get ads for overly specific t-shirts? What about advertising t-shirts that have the viewer's full name and address / Sapiosexual who gets turned on when people use big words / Bringing back the er/oi merger  / Drone that shoots food into your mouth / Rpg character sheet with a mandatory Kinsey scale fiel

Vore art heist / FOLLOWUP: the vowel /ɶ/ doesn\'t seem to be in English [(near-)open front rounded vowel] / Flies engineered to instinctively fly into mouths (frog type idea) / Quiz: is this a real evil company logo or a fictional one (example: cubic) / Adding a secret fifth base to baseball / bruxisma music / Beverage/potion made entirely of horse supplements/medication / Discourage phone overuse...

We discuss stupid ideas such as: Automated machine for kicking ass/chewing bubble gum / Vampire doing a sperm count / What if a computer had boobs / Beth's brand new word, "limponent" / TI: a keyboard that only has ctrl, c, x, and v (from Zack W.) / Plushie with a knife / Omegaverse hormones / Jondom / Playing the San Jose Strut whenever you cum / Making up a new vowel   UPDATE: tiny steam engine...