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Ep. 5.08: The Hospies. Are you ready? It's the last day of auditions for Cabaret, and Alexis dazzles at her audition with her one-hit wonder, A Little Bit Alexis. The gals discuss the value of a good public bathroom, weigh in on the break up between Stevie and Emir, and Steph gives her acceptance speech for her unofficial best new podcast award. Let's do it!

Ep. 5.07: A Whisper of Desire. Shh! Do you hear that? It's a new episode of Schitt List! This week Johnny is feeling hot under the collar when Ted's mom comes to town, and David is stranded with babysitting Roland Jr at the store. At town hall, Jocelyn is kick-starting auditions for 'Cabaret', but Moira has a few directorial notes to give. The gals discuss organic foods, touchy fee...

Ep. 5.06: Rock On! Onward and upwards dear frans! This week the Jazzagals head out on a girls' night and Patrick heads out on a date night, while Johnny deals with an awkward workplace situation. Katie and Steph reminisce on movie days at school, discuss gambling strategies, and once again find themselves talking about dirty photos. Rock on with us!

Ep. 5.05: Housewarming. Slip into your coziest house coat and slippers, and get ready to spin the bottle as things get rowdy at Patrick's first (and maybe last) house-warming party! Back at the motel, Johnny tries to turn back time and prove that he could be a hands on parent while babysitting Roland Junior as Moira watches from the sidelines. The gals discuss party games, massages, and jello shot...

Ep. 5.04: The Dress.   Grab your favorite car snacks and settle in for this week's episode, as Johnny tries to tackle some motel repairs by himself, and Stevie abducts David for a perverted excursion.  This week the gals discuss expensive home repairs, take out mortgages to afford some luxury couture, and dive into the important topics of snacks, karaoke, and smoke breaks.

Ep. 5.03: The Plant. Bonjour and Voulez-Vous this week, as the motel staff hustle to impress a motel critic, setting up Stevie as a plant to influence a good review. David and Patrick go house hunting, but there's some confusion about who will be moving in, and whether there will be a door to the bathroom, and Jocelyn feels left of out the Jazzagals. Steph and Katie discuss kiflas, KIDZ BOP-ified...

Ep. 5.02: Love Letters.   Drama galore this week, as Moira tries to track down Johnny's secret admirer, and the Apothecary gets robbed...kind of.  This week the gals talk past relationships, share some nostalgia over heart-shaped lockets, and discuss kinky collections and all things possible through the internet.  And stay for the end to hear Steph share some sincere letters from he...

Ep. 5.01: The Crowening. Listen to me all! The crows and Roses are back for season 5! This season starts of with a bang as Moira finds herself feathered up in the hills of Bosnia with a less than enthusiastic film director on the set of her new acting gig. Back in Schitt's Creek, Johnny is missing Moira badly while David and Alexis take to the trees to compete for most electrifying relationship. T...

Season 4: Head-to-Head Debate.   It's Moira's favorite season, and the gals are duking it out for their very own award!  It's the Season 4 debate for "Simply the Best", and this season it's Stephanie and Episode 4.06 "Open Mic Night" up against Katie and Episode 4.12 "Singles Week."  Who will take home that golden microphone this season?  Listen with your hearts and your parts,...

Ep. 4.13: Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose. It's the Season 4 finale which turns into a Ho-Ho-Horrible time for Johnny as he struggles with his ghost of Christmas Parties Past and tries to create new holiday memories with the family in Schitt's Creek. Will everyone rally enough holiday spirit to make his Christmas wish come true, or will it be a silent night for Johnny and some day-old meatloaf? The g...

Ep. 4.12: Singles Week. The motel is booked and the town is buzzing with eager singles this week, as Moira and Alexis co-chair the kick-off to Singles Week! David is faced with big revelations from Patrick and Ted, and Roland runs errands without a phone while Jocelyn goes into labor! The gals discuss guess each other's Sex and the City characters, share "I love you" stories, and a big announcemen...

Ep. 4.11: The Rollout. Hear ye, hear ye! This week's episode features a legal showdown as Jocelyn and Moira (unsuccessfully) audition to win a seat in the jury box. A mystery allergen wreaks chaos at the motel, leaving Stevie and David feeling very rashy, and Alexis finally confronts her feelings about Ted. The gals discuss jury duty, allergies, and ponder what exactly is the recipe for homemade a...

Ep. 4.10: Baby Sprinkle.   Make yourself a soft cheese board, or maybe a branzino, and settle in for this week's episode.  The gals are together in person this week celebrating the new year and talking baby showers, matchmaking, and horrible people.  AND listen for details for our first ever giveaway!

Ep. 4.09: The Olive Branch.   It's the Advent Season, and there's no better way to celebrate than with a plethora of "I'm Sorry" gifts from Patrick to David.  Alexis makes strides in her career, launching her own business and taking on her first project thanks to her persuasive and humble mother.  Katie and Steph give their elevator pitches for life, dish on gifts that didn't quite...

Ep. 4.08: The Jazzaguy. This week things get jazzy as Johnny adds his baritone vocals to Moira's Jazzagals group, which doesn't sit well with the former soap-opera star. Stevie drags David out of his cave of depression and into a love nest at a nearby hotel, and Alexis tries her hand at online dating. The gals discuss free upgrades, vocal warmups, and men taking profile pics in their bathrooms. Jo...

Ep. 4.07: The Barbecue.   When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall....and down will come everyone, as Patrick drops a bombshell on David, and Alexis realizes that Ted's not thinking about her as much as she'd hoped.  The barbecue turns into an epic disaster this week, and the gals dive into their own barbecue skills, talk first time meeting the parents of their significant others, and K...

Ep. 4.06: Open Mic.   We're mid-way through the season, and things are really steaming up as the gals gush over the thought of Noah Reid in a solo fringe vest.  Katie and Steph discuss second hand embarrassment by way of open mic nights and failed comedy routines, and talk gender reveal details for possible future babies.  And stay 'til the end for a special announcement from Steph!

Ep. 4.05: RIP Moira Rose.   Grab some cheese and settle in for this week's episode as the gals dish over some familiar topics, death and food!  The gals drool over chicken and waffles, charcuterie, and the latest butter board trend.  We're also talking Godfathers - in real life and the movie...it's an episode you can't refuse!

Ep. 4.04: Girls' Night.   We're back after a few weeks off and ready to plunge in to this week's episode!  The gals talk Sandra Bullock flicks, effective sales strategies and aesthetics, and Katie torments over not choosing this episode as her Simply the Best for this season.  And we hope you're ready to be assaulted by plungers next to your produce.  INCORRECT.

Ep. 4.03: Asbestos Fest. Shield your lungs and keep a close watch on your facial cleansers, because this week the town is fighting back against asbestos and teenage shoplifters! Moira causes Jocelyn a world of headache as her headliner for the annual Asbestos Fest, and realizes her acting days may be behind her. Johnny and Stevie hire a new employee at the motel, and Alexis helps David and Patrick...

Ep. 4.02: Pregnancy Test.   Ew!   Johnny finds a positive pregnancy test in the kid's bathroom, Alexis tours a less than impressive Elmdale College campus, and David and Patrick spend some alone time at Stevie's apartment, which results in a surprise revelation!  The gals dive deep into prophylactics, college campus experiences, and rant on the cost of daycare, despite the fact that...

Ep. 4.01: Dead Guy in Room 4. Welcome back to Schitt List as we dive headfirst into Season 4, which kicks off with a bang as a dead body quickly spoils the Roses' good mood from the end of Season 3.  As Johnny and Stevie scramble to deal with their deceased guest, David and Patrick try to discuss the next steps in their romantic relationship which results in some miscommunication.  The g...

Season 3: Head-to-Head Debate. The gals go head to head defending their "Simply the Best" picks for the season, debating in 5 categories.  It's episode 3.07 "The General Store" vs. 3.13 "Grad Night".  Who will take home the mirror ball trophy? Oh wait, that's a different show...

Ep. 3.13: Grad Night. The gals dust off their high school diplomas and mortar boards for the Season 3 Finale! This week the Rose Family is in celebration mode as Johnny and Stevie sell out the motel for the night, Alexis graduates high school, and David goes out on a very special birthday date! Katie and Steph discuss cake fails, restaurant dress codes, and a special announcement is made!

Ep. 3.12: Friends & Family. Exciting news all around this week as Alexis "aces" her exams, Johnny revisits the life-sized ghosts of his former family, and Patrick and David open the store, softly. The gals discuss Groupon deals, family portraits, and unpack the conspiracy surrounding how the hell Johnny could possibly fit that giant painting through the motel door!