Schitt List

Well Frans, it's the end of an era as we've reached the end of our journey together. In this FINALE episode of Schitt List Podcast, Katie and Stephanie will determine their ultimate "Simply the Best" episode of Schitt's Creek, as they score the seasons' winners and reminisce over the last 2.5 years of this incredible journey with you. We hope you enjoy this final episode,...

Well frans, we are counting on YOU to decide our fate for one final time as we duke it out for Simply the Best of Season 6! Katie defends her choice, episode 06.05 The Premiere against Stephanie's pick, episode 06.07 Moira Rosé. Your votes decide the winner, so listen to our lively debate and vote this week on our final head to head!

Bonus Episode: Sponsor Ad Spectaculár! Hello and Happy New Year bébés! As a celebration for unpacking the entire series run of Schitt's Creek, this week we present you with a very long but very silly montage of all of our sponsor ads throughout the Schitt List saga. Please enjoy reminiscing over some of our most iconic weekly sponsors, and be sure to tune in next week for the Season 6 Simply t...

Ep. 6.14: Happy Ending. Well frans, we've reached the end of the creek, and this bittersweet episode has us feeling all the feels as David and Patrick celebrate their wedding day....but not without a few hiccups first. Katie and Step talk all things weddings, play keep or toss with a few of the boys' personal wedding details, and bid farewell to Schitt's Creek in this happy ending of a...

Ep. 6.13: Start Spreading the News. Merry Christmas Eve everyone, and welcome to the penultimate episode of Schitt List! (Well, at least of our regular format episodes.) In this episode the gals do an etymology search to find out just what exactly makes this episode "penultimate," and talk about the almost-good bye that we are all approaching. Katie and Steph talk about their own big mov...

Ep. 6.12: The Pitch. It's a big week for the Schitt and the Rose families, as the fate of their entire lives lies in the hands of Johnny, Roland, and Stevie and their trip to The Big Red Delicious. The gals are on edge this week as they await the big news and fret over what's going to happen with David and Patrick. Suit up an settle in as we find out if Advantage Capital will say deal or n...

Ep. 6.11: The Bachelor Party. It's an inescapable episode this week, as the Rose family tackles Elmdale's finest and only escape room. The gals discuss their own ability to escape, and Steph proves that she'll be the strongest link when it comes to riddle-solving. And Katie will be there at the very end to suggest the most important step, "Try it in the door!" It's a team...

Ep. 6.10: Sunrise, Sunset. This week it's the elder Roses who need a little uplifting, and the kids are all on hand to help their parents through some trying time. Alexis helps Moira find her value and avoid a sell-out, while David and Stevie help put Johnny's money woes to ease. This week the gals talk about selling organs on the black market and hypothesize about what their bizarre death...

Ep. 6.09: Rebound. We're all on the rebound with Alexis this week, as she vies for the only rose on an episode of Golden Bachelor. Steph and Katie discuss petty vandalism and how Steph's never been in trouble in her life, talk about sleezy salesman, and treat you to a private jazz session. So skippity-pap and bippity-boop, frans, we're nearing the end of season 6!

Ep. 6.08: The Presidential Suite. It's time to cast your ballots for who does the best impression of JFK - Johnny, Roland or Katie! This week the gals discuss mixing business with pleasure, ward off their seasonal depression with a hint of sun-kissed spray tan, and commiserate over the only episode of Schitt's Creek to leave us desperately heartbroken. Grab your tissues!

Ep. 6.07: Moira Rosè. Smell those tannins and taste the groundfruit this week as David and Moira go on a wine tasting rampage, trying to find a decent blend for Herb Ertlinger's newest wine collab. Alexis has the townie ladies elevating towards an unknown gateway while Johnny and Patrick unexpectedly bond over some regular-crust 'za. The gals discuss workout clothing preferences, defunct f...

Ep. 6.06: The Wingman. It's date night 3 ways this week ala Skype, the Wobbly Elm, and Jake's Magical Massage Circle Party, so pick your poison on this spooky and special Halloween episode of Schitt List! The gals are back after a 3 week hiatus and are ready to forge through to the bittersweet end of Season 6, so grab yourself a whiskey or whatever, and saddle up!

Ep. 6.05: The Premiere. Moira Rose is finally getting her spotlight, as the town of Schitt's Creek celebrates the premiere of The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening! This week the gals discuss their fantasies of attending a red carpet event, Uber Driver ratings, and the physics of wisdom teeth. Top it all off with bookend surprises beginning and end, and it's an episode you surely won't...

Ep. 6.04: Maid of Honour. It's say yes to the dress, tuxedo style this week, as the youngsters head out in search of the perfect wedding get-up for Patrick, and Alexis tries not-s- subtly to assume the Maid of Honor role after it's already been given to Stevie. Meanwhile Johnny and Roland scope out their new big purchase, while Moira shows her Crows trailer to her throngs of fans around to...

Ep. 6.03: The Job Interview. Get your fly on this week, because Stevie and David are competing to see who would make a better flight attendant for a questionable new airline, while Johnny and Roland fly around trying to secure funding for the motel franchise expansion. Alexis and Ted give cyber dating a try, and things get turtley romantic. The gals discuss their thoughts on whether reptilian pets...

Ep. 6.02: The Incident. Whip out the rubber sheets and your funeral blacks this week, as David's juiced up excitement causes a night time accident, while Johnny/Stevie/Roland accidentally turn a funeral into an episode of House Hunters: Motel Edition. Moira also learns the ins and outs of social media, thanks to her new hashtag Frans. The gals discuss bed-wetting statistics and whether it'...

Ep. 6.01: Smoke Signals. Is somebody vaping, or is that just the smell of the Season 6 premiere? This week Moira reaches a crossroads in her career, and ponders this decision as she and Johnny take a trip to the elusive Schitt's Creek where Johnny gets flagged for indecent exposure. Wedding planning is in full force as Patrick, David, Stevie, and a bothered Alexis check out a venue which seems...

It's a very special episode this week as we return for our sixth and final season! Come on a journey with us as we head to Schitt's Creek itself! We ventured east to Canada this summer, and we're so excited to share all of the details of our Canadian pilgramage with you in this special bonus episode of Schitt List.

Ep 5.15: Simply the Best of Season 5. The gals go head to head defending their "Simply the Best" picks for Season 5. It's episode 5.11 "Meet the Parents" vs. 5.14 "Life is a Cabaret". It's time to vote, so are you ready? Let's do it!

Ep. 5.14: Life is a Cabaret. It's the season finale of a very broadway-centric season, and it's opening night of Cabaret! The gals are diving deep into the history of Cabaret, breaking down Stevie and David's friendship, and Steph makes an important declaration. Maybe this time, she'll win!

Ep. 5.13: The Hike. A non-emergency medical emergency, an eerily-specific psychic experience, a romantic engagement round out the trifecta of emotional events in this week's episode. The gals discuss their own mystical beliefs, talk medical scares, and we hear about someone's lazy bowel. Hold the cheese, this episode's a doozy.

Ep. 5.12: The Roast. BOOM, Roasted. Johnny tries to prove his comedic talents, while Ted and Alexis face a tough relationship hurdle. This week the gals talk all scary things in Florida, and we don't just mean politics, muse over graphic design and the importance of font selection, and have a little roast of their own!

Ep. 5.11: Meet the Parents. It's a high-stakes episode this week as Patrick faces the tough task of coming out to his parents. The gals dive deep into this emotional roller coaster of an episode, and also find themselves once again talking about feet pics. How does this topic keep coming up? Stay in it for the long haul to hear Clint and Marci's reaction and a surprise of our own!

Ep. 5.10: Roadkill. It's a fever-dream-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre of an episode, and the gals are back to break it all down. Once again we discuss the very uplifting topic of after-life plans, tsk-tsk public sex, and find ourselves yet again pondering body milk recipes...or 100% Gel Moist Liquid. What IS that?!

Ep. 5.09: The M.V.P. It's the finale of the baseball, and we're ready to name our V.I.P. Katie and Steph are back for an in-person episode this week, and we're talking all things baseball (and associated food), and stretching our improv acting muscles. So grab your favorite concessions and reserve your seat in the bleachers for this home run of an episode.