Ruff Cuts

Boyks and Ilyon jump into the past in Star Paws - let's learn all about dinosaurs and their liver recipes in this "educational" space adventure

Boyks and Ilyon surpass the 30 episode mark and dive into another piece of the Air Bud Cinematic Universe - Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver

Boyks and Ilyon delve deep into what makes a dog cool, with our Forrest Gump style adventure with German Shepard Rainy and a cast of wholly unlikeable and forgettable humans. At least the dog is cool!

Boyks and Ilyon dive into 2013s Doggie B, or Doggie Boogie - a world of dog dancing superstars, dogshas, dognosis, and more. Just remember to stay off the dogeroids

From the makers of Sharknado, Alien vs Hunter, and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus comes Little Dead Rotting Hood, a werewolf movie that's even more of an abomination than the undead main character. That's right, Ilyon and Boyks finally delve into pseudo-B-movie peddlers The Asylum and what makes a bad movie fun to watch.

Boyks, Ilyon, and special guest EvilUrchin get ready for DOGS. It's happened before, it can happen again, are you ready for... Dogs?

Boyks and Ilyon move off the beaten path this week to find a live-action anime adaptation about a dog mech in Yatterman! Can Yatterman 1 and 2 defeat Waluigi and his dominatrix love interest so he can't realize the horrors of his mindscape? Will Indiana Jones escape the God of Thieves? WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?!

Boyks, Ilyon, and special guest TieTuesday sit down to experience All Dogs Go To Heaven 2; A wholesome, family friendly romp about how Heaven is a horrible prison that sucks shit and that Satan is a total bro who can help you out in a jam.   How does this keep happening?  

Boyks and Ilyon tackle more Disney with 2007's Underdog! Joined by special guest EvilUrchin we look at the best boy we've had on the podcast so far - Patrick Warburton, oh and Jason Lee as the actual dog.

Ilyon and Boyks sit down for a fun Disney film about a cute dog walk in the woods. Nothing but wholesome family fun in this classic tale of a dog rescuing (some) of a cougar family of cubs to find a new home admist the deadly dangers of the pacific northwest.

Ilyon and Boyks Chase down a rare VHS copy of the infamous Oh Heavenly Dog, a murder mystery comedy from 1980. Omar Shariff and Benji star in a bad Murder She Wrote tv episode they don't deserve to be in while Chevy Chase is justly punished with the lead role. Woof.

With special guest Zack, Boyks wanted to take the time to introduce Ilyon to a key gap in his dog movie knowledge - with Scooby-Doo! A movie so near and dear to Boyks he had a physical copy. Jinkies!

Boyks and Ilyon suffer through the trials and tribulations of the on-again-off-again true love relationship of a mean, controlling woman and her insulting and demeaning dog. You all recommended it, so come listen, ya pizzafaced cinderblocks!

In our continuing series of movies we actually enjoy - we review a little blue... dog. Join Boyks and Ilyon as they talk about the highs and lows of the new Sonic movie. 

Assembled from the deadliest predators on the planet - meet the Max 3000 - the ultimate in genetically engineered good bois. Boyks and Ilyon sit down to enjoy Man's Best Friend, a cute, wholesome tale of a dog who will murder everyone to be with the one woman he loves. From the director of Chucky II, it's time for some more dog murder!

Grandpa-Man is here to save the day! Can he assume the mantle of Thor and strike down the evil aliens? Oh... There's some Super Buddies too. It's Air Bud spinoff time!

Walt Disney presents a story of a lawyer transforming through ancient Egyptian magic into an... English Sheepdog? How will our hero escape this dilemma and win his election to District Attorney? Through prison escapes, dog punches, police chases, carjackings, and a roller derby competition, obviously!

Ending the new year, not with a bark, but a meow. That's right, it's Cats! They might not be dogs, but hey, they don't look like cats either - so all's fair. The temptation of one of the most derided movies of all time was too strong - unfortunately for Boyks and Ilyon.

Santa (Ed Asner!!!) steals dogs from small children to use in his hedonistic elvish pizza orgies at the North Pole; meanwhile a family sits in a car for an hour with a kleptomanic burn victim stuffed in their trunk. That's right - it's Santa stole our dog! You'll want to follow the Twitter (@ruffcutscast) for images from this one.

From the director of horror and sexploitation B movie classics like Chopping Mall comes a... fun family dog movie? Join us as a specially bred telepathic Wishbone clone gets hunted down by a dominatrix cop while saving Christmas. In the words of the director "Breasts are the cheapest special effect in our business." Eww. Merry Christmas?

How rad is Mohawk Mozart? And what kind of cheap merchandising opportunities does he grant us? We discuss this and more while fighting off sleep with special guest and Beethoven merch expert Tanya!

Guest and comic colorist Nick Filardi joins the crew for an Italian horror starring (?) Alice Cooper. Do all these teens die after a dozen death omens? Does Alice Cooper get redubbed like the rest of the cast? Find out in this Halloween special - Monster Dog

Spooktober is here and with it, we have the spookiest curse we could think of - our first AirBuddies movie! Jeff Warlock, a hellhound, "Frankendude", and a fart to kill a ghost-demon-dog - this one has it all. Will we survive Halloween when we're stuck watching Disney shlock?

Forget the dogs, forget the movie. Forget everything you know. Abandon your knowledge of the world. Why does A-X-L have a $10 million budget? Why is Thomas Jane in it? Why does a Kickstarter have $43,000 but from only 190 backers? Who is Oliver Daly? WHO IS OLIVER DALY?

Can Boyks and Ilyon solve the mystery behind why this dog has an eyepatch? Will this sassy girl sidekick steal the show? Can the dad finally sell his floating turd--- I mean TURT? Find out in this family mystery with your favourite detective from 221B Bark-er Street