Ruff Cuts

Boyks and Ilyon jump way back to check out our first black and white movie - 1951s Behave Yourself! With a cute little Yorkie and a body count higher than most horrors, does this comedy hold up?

Everyone has been desperate to see the SnyderCut. Ilyon and Boyks are determined to find out why.

Nothing can tear a family apart faster than a predatory loan - except these wolves. It's The Pack! No, not that one. No... Not that one either. It's The Pack (2015)... Sorry...

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We Are Going To Watch An Hotel That Is So For Dogs

Mobsters, punks, dog napping, steam boats, Texas, Girl "Sprouts", waterboarding, jazz, ice cream bazookas, the French Resistance, dirty cops, dog farting conspiracies, and magical Nazi bracelet superweapons. That's it. That's the text for this episode. I'm out.

It's Howling VII! Christopher Lee retur- Oh. He doesn't. Cool werewolf coven- No there's none of that. There's a cool castle in Transylv- No?   Well, here's some line dancing. It's Howling VII with special guest Evil Urchin!

This week we decided to do something special for episode 50... And 51... And 52...  That's right, we watched 3 "The Dog Who Saved" videos simultaneously. Check out the special video edit to fully revel in how much we were punished for our hubris in doing this on Youtube

We're almost at 50 episodes, but first we need to choke slam John Morrison for the pin in Air Bud Cinematic Universe movie Russell Madness. When a small Jack Russell terrier trains with a monkey and a child to kick large German caricatures in the nuts... Well, just listen to the episode.

Court is now in session - Is Munchie a dog? Of course he isn't, but Boyks and special guest TBCR made me (Ilyon) watch Munchie Strikes Back anyway. Too bad for them that I'm in charge of writing these!

Urchin joins us again for a new film - Garfield a Tale of Two Kitties. Why is Billy Connolly in this? Why is Bob Hoskins in this? Why is Bill Murray in this? These questions and more will be entirely avoided.

We've finally done it. We've entered the Schneiderverse - oh and Chevy Chase is here too. Fun.

Boyks and Ilyon unknowingly stumble into the most heinous of movies, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 - a decedant, villainous effort to appeal to "the poors". What could a movie ticket cost Michael? $50?

Boyks and Ilyon sit down for our first Chuck Norris... Family?... Film? Watch Chuck murder his way through a swarm of neo-Nazis and KKK members with the help of a loveable furry sidekick - Heartwarming.

No Norm this week... And... No dog? Dude, Where's My Dog?

Yes, there's a fourth one. Also - surprise Norm Macdonald!

Ready to fight some vampire werewolves with Christopher Lee and Slab McHardbody? Boyks and Ilyon are! Just in time for Halloween it's Howling 2!

Awww shieet, it's time for another Cop Dog - this time it's 1979 robo-dog crime fighter C.H.O.M.P.S.! Hanna Barbera presents - the second worst film we've seen.

Join Boyks and Ilyon as they dive into schlocky gore-fest Another Wolf Cop. Moon rock cocaine, deadly roller derby girls, werewolves, werecats, shifters, aliens, and a Richard Monster - this one is a ride.

Special guest Zach joins us again for Scooby Doo's hotly anticipated return. Giant ghost knights, ancient dinosaurs, mummies and more! Sound exciting? Surprise, it's not!

This dog's a monster! It's possessed by the ghost of Norm MacDonald!

Professor Rambo strives to take down Atomic Dog with the help of a family of... uh... dog killers. Join us for this very 90s Sci-Fi channel special.

Special guest TieTuesday joins us for his first time viewing of the Super Mario Bros Movie. Follow along as The Pest and Eddie Valiant battle that egg-sucking bastard King Koopa through underground Bladerunner sets using the most high-octane plumbing action you've ever seen.

Boyks and Ilyon get very sleepy watching Harry Potter-alike Molly Moon and her pug Petula battle Merry the Hobbit and Miley Cyrus for the magic power of pop stardom and hypnotism? It's Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism.

Comic expert Nick Filardi joins us again for a look at Jeph Loeb's Teen Wolf! What are you looking at, dicknose?