Roleplay Retcon

The boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our...

The boys get settled in and find the local watering hole, where they test the patience of suspicious Sheb and meet sweet, perfect angel Seamus. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!

The ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG...

Roland, the youngest Gunslinger of all time, sets out on a tedious mission to get him out of harm's way. Accompanied by his friends and Gunslinger trainees, Cuthbert and Alain, he makes his way toward Hambry, a tiny, quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, far from their home in Gilead. But, Ka blows at Roland's back, and things never stay tedious around him for long... We swear this bean stuff...

The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This seri...

In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to. The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage. "Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewar...

It's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord ser...

Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion. Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode! This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin grieve for their friend and, hey, was that Druid on Dr. Who? Tom Baker helps the party finally pinpoint the location of the Rod of Sevrille. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

Elwyn, Ridley, and Snails mount a daring and extremely lucky rescue mission inside Damodar's fortress. They must sneak past the Spectators, Beholders' smaller and dumber cousins, which are really gross in person. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

Exhausted by their ordeal in the dungeon and once again cornered by Damodar, one party member makes a difficult choice to help their friends. The rest of the party meets their shadow. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin face their final, deadliest challenge in the Antius City Thieves' Guild maze. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

Does anyone remember life before this dungeon? Since they live here, now, the trio decides to poke around the dungeon and see what they didn't see before. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

They got past the fighty room, now it's time for the magic spelly room and the jumpy room, both of which go smoothly without any dramatic incident. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin descend into the Antius City Thieves' Guild Maze (ACTGM) sans Snails to begin their search for the Dragon's Eye. Mervin comes prepared to cheat the maze with magic, only to find that it's less "labyrinth" and more "Labyrinth (1986)," although this one doesn't have David Bowie and wants to kill them real bad. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look...

The Gang arrive in Antius City to search for the unsurprisingly elusive Thieves' Guild and its... colorful leader, Xilus. But, how will they find people that don't want to be found? Will Elwin find the spicy life she craves?  Will Mervin be able to change into un-sewered robes, finally? Will Ridley make yet another new friend? Yes, No, and Maybe, but you have to guess which! This series features m...

The man in the back says "everyone attack!" and it turns into a bar room blitz! The flimsy twine of fate has bound Mervin, Elwin, Ridley, and Snails together so far; will it snap when swords are drawn and spells are slung? This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson

Mervin grapples with grief as he escapes through the tunnels beneath the city with Ridley, Elwin, and Snails. Why did Vildin think this scroll was so important? Is there any way to read its magically encrypted contents? This series features music by Myuu This episode features covers of Haddaway's "What is Love" and Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks" by Hildegard von Blingin' and Cornelius Link...

Yass, henny! The inaugural episode of our remake of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie covers about the first 17 minutes of the original film, so we might want to pick up the pace after this one. Still, there's a lot in that 17 minutes: Heists, ever-morphing British accents, the eponymous dragons, betrayal, treasure, murder, mayhem, and mage hand! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord...

We're going full meta by remaking the 2000 Courtney Solomon Dungeons & Dragons movie using, shockingly, Dungeons & Dragons 5E. This series is a little different than our others, in that... well, you'll have to listen, because it's a little wild. Also, if you're new to D&D, come listen to series Director Alex conduct the crashiest of courses. This series features Kim from the Chaotic Goodness podca...

It's a Righters' Room for the 2004 Barry Levinson film Envy, a boring story that completely fails to deliver on its premise and somehow wastes Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Weisz. So, we brought in two rising geniuses in the film industry, the pitchmasters at the Big Meeting! podcast!  Envy soundtrack by Mike Mothersbaugh. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it...

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. wrap party! We talk about the original 1993 film and how our version stacks up next to it. Plus, What's O.L.D. is N.O.W. creator Mike Myler joins us!  W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Mike has a lot of cool, free homebrew stuff at mikemyler.com! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "The Start of Something New" by Chal...

The Mario Siblings, Princesses, Geno, and Peach fight for the souls and futures of their worlds. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "Almost Unreal" by Roxette "Walk the Dinosaur" by George Clinton and the Goomba...

In their final moments, the Mario siblings remember the roads they've taken. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "The Starlight's Flower Shines on Star Hill" by Yoko Shimamura, performed by Doc Nano (ocremix.org/...

Find your Pole Position and press A when the yellow light shows up and a third racing video game reference as the Mario Siblings race for the fate of the city. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camel...