Roleplay Retcon

DRAFT EPISODE DO NOT PUBLISH [Episode Description here] Content warnings: Mention of addiction, alcohol, mild profanity Theme song by Pete Mitchell Opening narration by Heinz Kreienbaum Editing by [placeholder] Key art by [placeholder]

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This is the first episode of our guest series on Actual Play anthology podcast What Am I Rolling? As of publication, there are four other episodes you can listen to! We're playing City of Winter with W.A.I.R. host Fiona Howat; it's a storytelling game about a nomadic people searching for a new home after being displaced by The Umbra, which manifests differently for every table.

The the killers are called out, the guns are gone, and the clues are all... clud. How did we do? What real-world actors would play these characters? Who could have died instead??? Content warnings: Murder, gun violence, police, smoking Starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Julia Labusch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Esther Falk! Follow their play, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lightkeeper⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Joe Siems...

We gave you all the clues. Content warnings: Murder, gun violence, sounds of gunfire, smoking, police Starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Julia Labusch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Esther Falk! Follow their play, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Lightkeeper⁠⁠⁠⁠, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Joe Siemsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Kurt Andersen! You can book a game with him at ⁠⁠⁠Wyldwolf Games⁠⁠⁠! Also starring Alex Blasius as Chris Son't! Directed and e...

The sleuths decide to go into the belly of the beast-- the Northerners' biker clubhouse. But first they receive a gift from a surprising ally. Content warnings: Murder, guns, smoking, police, substance abuse, alcohol Starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Julia Labusch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Esther Falk! Follow their play, ⁠⁠⁠Lightkeeper⁠⁠⁠, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Joe Siemsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Kurt Andersen! Yo...

With leads running thin, the sleuths decide to visit Esther's old private eye partner. They did not part on good terms. Content warnings: Murder, guns, smoking, police, substance abuse, alcohol Starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Julia Labusch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Esther Falk! Follow their play, ⁠⁠Lightkeeper⁠⁠, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Joe Siemsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Kurt Andersen! You can book a game with him at...

The detectives discover the secrets of the Skarbe Arnes and its leader, the snowman-loving Trond Blix. Content warnings: Murder, guns, smoking, police Starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠Julia Labusch⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Esther Falk! Follow their play, ⁠Lightkeeper⁠, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring ⁠⁠⁠⁠Joe Siemsen⁠⁠⁠⁠ as Kurt Andersen! Also starring Alex Blasius as Chris Son't! Directed and edited by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The detectives deal with Officer Hole once more and figure out the origins of the mysterious pin Kurt found in the snowman. Also, shopping montage! Content warnings: Murder, guns, alcoholism, smoking, sexual humor, police, implication of homophobia Starring ⁠⁠⁠Julia Labusch⁠⁠⁠ as Esther Falk! Follow their play, Lightkeeper! Also starring ⁠⁠⁠Joe Siemsen⁠⁠⁠ as Kurt Andersen! Also starring Alex Blasi...

The detectives and Inspector Harry Hole pull guns on each other. Chris finds some tasty deets. Esther loses a lead. Kurt shoots for the moon. Content warnings: Murder, guns, sexual humor, police, religion Starring ⁠⁠Julia Labusch⁠⁠ as Esther Falk! Also starring ⁠⁠Joe Siemsen⁠⁠ as Kurt Andersen! Also starring Alex Blasius as Chris Son't! Directed and edited by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Benjamin Gray⁠⁠...

A sleuther, a baker, and a content-maker collide during an investigation into the apparent murder of an energy corporation exec just outside the Norweigan city of Skarbe. None of them are supposed to be there. Content warnings: Murder, guns, sexual humor, gambling/gambling addiction, police Starring ⁠Julia Labusch⁠ as Esther Falk! Also starring ⁠Joe Siemsen⁠ as Kurt Andersen! Also starring Alex Bl...

Welcome to Rookie Camp, where we go over the movie we're remaking and the game we're using to do the job! This time we're remaking the 2017 Norwegian murder mystery thriller The Snowman, notorious for its baffling editing that makes the story almost unfollowable. We're playing Gunpointing, an original game we made that's all about dramatic gunplay and noir detective vibes. Starring Julia Labusch a...

This is a remaster of Altered Beef, our playthrough of Jess Levine's I Have the High Ground, which was once a Patreon exclusive but has broken containment and is now Main Feeding. The heroes of the very weird Sega arcade beat-'em-up Altered Beast (look it up) have saved the day, and all is at peace... except that God Dad has decided to make them decide which of them will be king. Surely they will...

A newly-upgraded Metal Sonic stands in the way of Abracadabra and Starry's rescue. This was originally on our Patreon, but now it's remixed with a new snappy edit, music, and sound effects! Content Warnings: Profanity We're playing ⁠Sonic Adventures⁠, an original game by us! Directed and edited by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Benjamin Gray⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Music and sound effects from various Soni...

We play Sonic Adventures, our original micro-RPG based on classic Sonic the Hedgehog games! Abracadabra the Orchid Mantis, Scruffy the Capybara, and Starry the Flying Fox are on a mission to save the world-famous Sonic from the Egg Fleet! This was originally on our Patreon, but now it's remixed with a new snappy edit, music, and sound effects! Content Warnings: Profanity We're playing Sonic Advent...

This is episode 1 of our guest spot on ⁠⁠⁠⁠What Am I Rolling? with Fiona K. T. Howat, where we play Annihilation-inspired surreal horror game The Zone! You'll have to go to W.A.I.R. to get episode 2! __________________________________________ Content Warnings The Zone has mature sci fi horror themes. Specific content warnings for the game include: Violence and self injury Arson Mentions of Warfare...

The murder and the revelation of the Fog's intentions has thinned Sunday and Beatrice's already tenuous partnership. This is a remastered recording of a previous livestream on the One Shot Podcast Network Twitch channel. Content Warnings: Profanity, violence, gun violence, drowning, death, murder Featuring Fiona Howat from ⁠⁠⁠What Am I Rolling?⁠⁠⁠ as Mayor Trudy Roberts and Laurel Myler from ⁠⁠⁠Fl...

The murder and the revelation of the Fog's intentions has thinned Sunday and Beatrice's already tenuous partnership. This is a remastered recording of a previous livestream on the One Shot Podcast Network Twitch channel. Content Warnings: Profanity, violence, gun violence, drowning, death, murder Featuring Fiona Howat from ⁠⁠What Am I Rolling?⁠⁠ as Mayor Trudy Roberts and Laurel Myler from ⁠⁠Flash...

Trudy, Beatrice, and Sunday make it to the lighthouse, which doubles as Sunday's radio station and holds the thin hope of contacting the outside world. But the white fog still swirls through the town, and violence still fills the streets... This is a remastered recording of a previous livestream on the One Shot Podcast Network Twitch channel. Content Warnings: Profanity, violence, gun violence, dr...

The Fog (1980) is one of John Carpenter's middling outings, but it's not a terrible choice for a cozy soft-horror night in. But its 2005 remake is unmitigated torture. So we're remaking a terrible remake of a sorta-mediocre movie with Ten Candles, a TTRPG that uses ten real candles that snuff out one by one until the doomed characters are enveloped in darkness. It's 1980 in Antonio Bay, Oregon, a...

Home Sweet Home Alone is the sixth sequel in the franchise and has a scroogely 15% on Rotten Tomatoes (and you DON'T have to watch it!), but we take one big cue from it: The burglars are the protagonists! We play Husband Daddy Protector Hero by Superdillin, a game that can be used for any scenario, to create married couple Jared and Juliette. At a fateful recording of Antiques Roadshow, they disco...

Let's get out of those stuffy mech cockpits, change out of our sweaty pilot hardsuits, and have a cozy night in as we gab about how our version of Pacific Rim: Uprising stacks up to the original, our thoughts on Lancer, and our casting choices for our characters. Content Warnings: Profanity, discussion of war, death, and violence Guest GMed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Henn, a.k.a. @iwriterobots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The pilots face off against Shao's ultimate weapon. The fate of the future is at stake. Survival is not guaranteed. Content Warnings: War, weapons, violence, profanity Guest GMed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Henn, a.k.a. @iwriterobots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Play his new game ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wired. Tired. Fired.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and listen to him on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Vorthos Cast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Soundtrack by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BE/HOLD⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Clones of Kaiju Leatherback, Slattern, and Otachi have descended on Shanghai. This is what you came for. Content Warnings: War, weapons, violence, profanity Guest GMed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Henn, a.k.a. @iwriterobots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Play his new game ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wired. Tired. Fired.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and listen to him on the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Vorthos Cast⁠⁠⁠⁠! Listen to ⁠⁠What Am I Rolling?⁠⁠ Soundtrack by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BE/HOLD⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The pilots must find a way into the Shao Corporation's headquarters, stop the drone synch operation, and confront Liwen Shao. Alex delegates. Amara is a hack. Bon makes a sizzle reel. Content Warnings: War, weapons, references to gun violence Guest GMed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Henn, a.k.a. @iwriterobots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Play his new game ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Wired. Tired. Fired.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and listen to him on the ⁠⁠⁠Vorthos Ca...