Review Party Dot Com

You got problems? You got issues? You're weird and you have to fix your crappy life? Same, bro. This funny podcast will help for a while. It's got reviews about pickles from Milwaukee, restaurants in Chicago, fingers in the peanut butter, ginseng in the drinks, and media reviews about amazing spiders, flying nuns and super Italian-Americans. Yeah, listen to it, it's the best advice we...

This week it's what we're all about: becoming the best monkeys we can be. Don't believe me? Check us out monkeying around on these reviews AND THEN get back to me. We got reviews for brain fuel, silly straws, ballistic back scratchers, FUNKY Hawaiian shirts, mustard, closed mustard shops, and the final chapter in the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear saga. We're going ape! Want more par...

It's a big one ladies and germs, a big ol' 150 episodes of giggle-adjacent internet swamp-water fueled reviewnertainment. We almost called ourselves The Reviewniverse, ain't that wild? Alright, good reviews, cultivated by the boys, featuring such topics as classic cartoons, (unlubricated) sports shoes, old pocket monsters, supple hose-ware, a vegan joint with a bud, and perhaps even, b...

You ever spit in someone's eye while they got a boot on your chest? Maybe pleaded with the registrar while holding a vase full of water over their computer? If so, you got gumption, sonny. You don't accept fate for what it is, you scoff like a teenager and demand that it gets changed. That attitude will take you places. Drop in this week for reviews of frog hats, tiger balm, and beef salt...

The reviews in this episode are gunna make you wanna kill. They're gunna make you wanna stab! Stab, kill, and leave a review! The keys to a happy life. Reviews for, but not limited to, Street Sharks, nasty biscuits at the Nasty Biscuit, Topper's top Pizza, chainsaws, closed strip clubs, and Ihops with sad managers. Will you survive? Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartyd...

The calm before the nasty is now. The nasty is reviews for carnivals in Las Vegas, lemons that are not so real, tomato sauce (in a can!), some PBS show called Nova, some mobile game called Marvel Snap, coffee shops, and fire made of cardboard. Stay nasty! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME these reviews about Mortal Kombat via water bottle koozie, copious amounts of minced garlic, balls AND a cup, ol' Normie Macdonald, and a company of noodles. CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUM...

This episode sucks! It has reviews for ties, springs, music from Cake and Barry White, clothes, smutty novels! That's pretty much all our favorite review topics, but it still sucks! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Still not over the Great Peekaboo-Off of 1974. This week we got brain-rot inducing reviews for children's tablets, Cat in the Hat movie review but make it perverse, a review for an ol' tavern, crappy Minecraft reviews, and then we Zoom off into parts unknown, or at least unseen by the naked eye (when covering said nude eye with one's hand). Party Dot Com! Want more party? Check it out...

We’re back with the second Great Hits and we jam packed it this time! See ya next week for some regularly scheduled hi-jinks, but for now we’ve sampled these little scoundrels from episode 15 to 35, including reviews for coffins, Publix, chicken soup, sex help books, “real” cheese, and some bad, bad juice. Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

I SEE IT. What will you hear, though? Reviews about ugly little bananas, a Burger King that will stay in Las Vegas, a Hilton Resort, a bunch of movies, and Connect Four! Where!!! I DON'T SEEE!!!! THERE!!!!!!!!!! DIAGONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Have a pork pie you son of a gun! And some reviews for security guards, working at A&W, sitness, sleepy sleepy spray, Flyin' f*ckin' Ryan, and Thomas the Tank Engine's monster. Have another hat! Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydot.com/ !

I'm looking at the notes here and for one of the reviewed items Brent penciled in "Ben Afflect movie" so you got that to look forward to. And, topical stuff, Ant Man in the Big Universe! Big staircase monuments, college students on scooters, restaurants featuring Big Boys, and of course titular sausages. Wow, what an episode! Almost as meaty as so many meaty logs stacked on a plate! Dig in! Want m...

The peach is fresh, the peach is free, the peach may be fuzzy! These reviews aren't fresh, free, and are so fuzzy. We're talkin' Jessica Simpson pants, we're talkin' granny panties, we're talkin' fudge cookies, we're talkin' Hey Soul Sister, we're talkin' Over the Hedge, all reviews all the time baby 103 XM the REVIEW. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Sometimes fate grabs you by the balls. Sometimes reviews grab you by the funnies, like these reviews for things like Honey Nut Cheerios, mouse books, orc smut, emoji movies, and Hedgehog soundtracks. Face your destiny, listen to this episode. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Listening to this episode, however, is not preventable. It's got reviews about apples, Chris Farley movies, tasers, museums, and shitty costumes. Things do get side-scrolly, be warned (you do not have an option, you must listen). Want more party? Check out https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Tangy BBQ. Sweet and sour. Honey mustard. Hot Mustard. Ranch. Spicy Buffalo. Szechuan. And reviews for fire insurance, exotic dance clubs, and movies about guns and dying and cool stuff, allegedly. Sweet chili. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

Air raid sirens ring through the streets of the internet. Bombs dropping? Trolls trolling? Elon Musk said something stupid again? No, these are butt sirens; this dude's butts out! Quick, read these reviews for Ugly Garfield, sushi in San Fran, little (but giga) air pumps, and Gundam. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

TAKE NO PRISONERS! THIS WEEK WE GOT REVIEWS FOR PEOPLE NAMED RACHEL, RED BULL, GARFIELD, SEAL TEAM BOOKS, COOL SHIT LIKE THAT! PUT UP YOUR DUKES CAUSE THIS IS ATTACK MODE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartydotcom.com/ !

The boys get up to no good this week, shedding manly tears over reviews about Queen albums, barbecue recipe books, Goober peanut butter and jelly mix-em-up magoos, New Years but a movie, and a concrete.  Anchorman, we're coming for you. Want more party? Check it out at https://www.reviewpartdotcom.com/ !

Big dogs gotta hunt and proud lions gotta stand. These are the facts of life, the rules of the animal kingdom. It's not hard to follow, it's just Lion King-type stuff. Today's topics include martinis, bottles of sparkly, processed jelly, uncomfortable undertones, being quirky, Animorphs, consciousness, an energetic pull, ultimate sportsmanship, and ham. Want more party? Check it out at https://www...

John Stamos, as a technoviking, and it’s Christmas! Yeah, it’s a great idea for a holiday special, I know. Today’s topics include sexy Animorphs, slightly longer than normal shorts, the book world, prison stuff, frosty mugs that carry root beer, the spirit of the stairway, a plane beyond five stars, piles of fries, Video Gold Mine, modern trolling and hatred, how we do it, and fictional human inte...

Of all the environments, we’re stuck with this one? Come on, Earth, do better! Keep this up and I’m shipping out, that’s right, to the fourth dimension. Today’s topics include always being outside with a banana and a stick, definitely garbage, How-To guides, the slaps of the keys, the face of a strangler, fish bowl drinks, Bocelli, having fun, The Review Game, Thanos’ nipples, and blocks of paint....

Your momma, your daddy, your sister, aunt Patty they’re all getting out! The dog, the cat, the snake, the rat, they’re all getting out! Your roommate, his sister, and that funny ol’ mister. Everybody’s getting out! Today’s topics include pillars of salt, edible puddy, the intersection of crackers and cheese, the four slivers of a man’s heart, bungalows, popsicles, The Fourth Pleasure, the J. Peter...

I go up to the guy I say "Hey, get me the BIG BROCCOLI this time, and I mean it!" What he wheels out, it is disappointing to say the least. And they call this a 5 star large broccoli purveyor!  Today's topics include holding up the moon that is society, ground-penetrating radar, little Mt. Rushmore, time, chaos, jokes, anti-gravity yoga pants, Nicole 666, putting the baja on blast, and baby d...