Reel Friends

okay, so my b for not getting this uploaded on monday... my internet was wonky and yesterday was tough, so here we are. on a wednesday. why do i set these arbitrary deadlines for myself. sorry boys, but it's whatever. bro literally skipped home school to film with us-- do you think his parents knew about it?????? and what's up with this family and their take on Interstellar? #smileyriley I can und...

sooooooo, are we talking MOTY yet??? because, I really loved this movie. nathan for you really showed up to work. do you think billy knew about him and Liz??? i've got nothing more to say-- this movie was awesome and I wasn't really paying attention to the memes this episode. i was LOCKED IN.

welcome back king(s), if I can even call you that. it's been a couple of weeks... glad you got my multiple emails. yeah, I know we have a rough relationship, but i really enjoy roasting you every week so no more breaks. i binge watched love on the spectrum, 4 seasons of survivor, and the entirety of dexter waiting on new content. don't make me go through that again. lanterns review, blah-- endgame...

welcome to the podcast, @smileyriley. you get the privilege to hear the podcast before anyone else does, even me, so i'd like to pick your brain about some of the stuff they verbally edit out before they even start filming. like, what crazy stuff do you hear them say when the camera isn't on? what are their politics? do they support ukraine? israel or palestine? who are they... really??? i'm jk, t...

okay, hold up, i really liked the soundtrack game you guys played. organize it more for the next time and I think you have a really good segment on your hands. petition for hatless elwood to wear that blanket thing more often??? hardcore agree with that marvel tierlist. phase 1 was awesome. can't wait for phase 2. keep up the tierlists and i think we have a regular segment for future episodes, reg...

so you guys felt the need to have another guest? did you guys proof his set or audio by the way? it was kind of rough if you ask me... but what do i know, i'm just a subjective third party on this show. can't you just enjoy a movie about dinosaurs and shut off your brain every once in a while??? why does EVERYTHING need to be such a criticism. i've got stuff to do so that's all i got for this writ...

okay chat, they FINALLY found someone to debate their absolutely insane Spider-Man: Brand New Day takes... and boy does he defend them. that makes up for his lack of female singer ball knowledge... we'll skim right over that so the feminist's don't attack him in the comments. at least paramore was in the conversation? blue flannel boy, we need more lore on the "ex-roomate situation" you kept menti...

welcome to this week's glorious episode of reel friends, where two glorious reel friends discuss a lot of glorious topics in a glorious fashion on the glori-- okay i'll stop... but you get the point right? you boys must have gotten a lot of heat from the last episode to be back walking your brand new day opinions so drastically-- i'm looking at you four eyes. at least elwood could take the heat wi...

okay, i guess mickey mouse is planning to watch every marvel film in chronological order to get caught up for doomsday... should I even make a comment on that? and why the heck is headphones drinking out of the worlds tiniest cup? like, i saw you refill that thing multiple times. i can't imagine that's a practical way to enjoy a beverage. yes, you guys need to re-review brand new day. you are inco...

so, you guys didn't like the new Spider-Man movie. very unique to have such a bold opinion. what, do you guys hate fun??? this movie was awesome and a true to form street level Spider-Man story. did you guys just not get it or something? sounds like a skill issue because this movie was spectacular. try harder next time. bro, this is the worst your guy's podcast has ever sounded. isn't the saying,...

soooooo, the mini-pod statement in the beginning was a lie??? you baited me in with a quick bite and it turned out to be nothing but a bowl of lies. that's it, i'm not even gonna finish this descr--

sooo, I guess cherry bomb and spidey-nike felt the need to make an entire episode focused on the ever-present glazing of the MCU. we get it, he can shoot webs from his wrist. he's pretty strong and can climb walls. there were three of them and stan lee approves. how long until enough is enough..... can't you guys review an obscure a24 film or something from neon? maybe a blind buy from criterion?...

apparently EVERYTHING in The Odyssey was "interesting" to these two guys who are reely friends on this week's episode of reel friends. like literally, and I'm not even exaggerating, every other sentence was about how this scene was interesting or how this character did something interesting, or how when u really think about something for longer than 10 seconds the discussion get's really interesti...

hold up, hold up, hold up-- tenet's his worst movie. you guys aren't allowed to hype it up and act like it's good... because it's not. i could hardly even hear the dialogue and mr. headphones over here is trying to act like that's a sound effect in itself. no. it's not stylistic and i'm tired of pretending it is. get over yourselves. elwood does have a valid Nolan ranking, even if he's only rankin...

who let these two rank Star Wars? i thought this was a Spider-Man discussion... are they stupid??? elwood also come through with a somewhat agreeable take on Electro. as an objective viewer, Electro is my favorite character in any Spider-Man movie. i'd have him at #1 if I could, but that wouldn't fly. good take tho. aren't these guys in video production? i should NOT be hearing crunchies if you gu...

singular chained elwood and average tenet enjoyer discuss supergirl in this week's episode of... hold up-- hold-- wait a second. should men really be weighing the pros and cons of a woman's struggle to find herself? all on the silver screen? ah, who cares... they did it anyways. btw, one of them rated last jedi TOP 3 star wars and the other one chose a MARVEL MOVIE over INTERSTELLAR. sorry film br...

how many "um's" and "aaaand's" can orange shirt fit into one video? apparently not enough. next time try to sound educated. meanwhile, elwood doesn't think empire is the best star wars movie-- fake film bro. someone delete his letterboxd account. who are these guys? one of them has only seen like one other spielberg and the other kind of enjoyed ready player one... please, please stop letting them...