Reality Check, Please

Are you in your Jupiter Year, Bimbos? This may have been the most chaotic Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode in a long time! And no matter what your zodiac sign, we think this recap we have you in the opposite of retrograde! Whatever that is or means.

Are you feeling golden, Bimbos?! Does having some OG RHONYs back on your TV bring you cozy nostalgia? Is Sonja really just a good-time girl or is there something else going on? And WHY is it STILL ABOUT TOM?!

Big Apple Bimbos, let hit up the fish market! Who would have thought that Real Housewives of New York would make a comeback on the fins of supermarket sushi? Also, Matt & Jenn still can't see eye-to-eye on Sai, is The Real Real actually Fake Fake, and Erin's children are just like us! But before the recap, Matt has a shocking AirBnB update and Jenn reveals how all the planets being in...

We are back in Potomac, Bimbos, and are loving... Robyn? What in the GnA is in the water there!? Plus, Matt finally says something about Stacey's storyline that isn't so sycophanty (yes, that's now a word).

Bimbos, nobody loves a tiny backpack like Gina does. However, she does NOT love a tiny house!  You know what we love? A day-drunk Heather Dubrow!  But before we get into the Real Housewives of Orange County of it all, Matt discusses his most recent AirBNB experience. Hint: he feels the same way about it as Gina does a c*sita! 

RHONY is giving us a lot this season, don't you agree, Bimbos!? Is Hailey's marriage fake?! Is Erika gonna do a little more than burp?! Does Daddy Warbucks want to sponsor this podcast?!

Bimbos, we are LOVING this season of Real Housewives of Potomac so far! From Wendy's "I'm just an innocent baby" voice, to Karen's continual delusions, to Stacey just being*... what a joy to watch! Oh, and we're finding new ground this season because Gizelle APOLOGIZES! *Jenn wants you to know Matt wrote that because his obsession with Stacey is unhealthy.

Bimbos, do we love Baby Beyoncé Gorgeous or do we find her insufferable? Matt & Jenn have very different takes on the Hypocrisy & Bullsh*it of it all! Plus, we come up with Bronwyn's own diss track that she should have used!

Bimbos, are you buying what Carole's selling? Is Sai's delivery warranted? And how unfair are Erika's abs? Plus, another gay husband rumor, how innovative!

One of us calls it The Real Housewives of Potomac and the other calls it The Stacey Show. Who is who, Bimbos? Between Wendy's legal troubles, Tia's husband's Tinder, and Robyn welcome back outfit, the RHOP premiere was SO GOOD!

It’s Luann’s world and we’re just living in it, and forced to listen to the speech that never ends. But is it still highly entertaining? We say yes!

Bimbos, be honest: how low can we go? Because one of us is in limbo with how Carmella is performing on this show. But also, is a champagne tunnel classy or trashy? You decide! Our latest Real Housewives of Orange County recap is definitely more fun than Shannon's indoor luau!

Who knew that a recap of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City would turn into a conversation about nipples! But also, Bimbos, we digging into whether or not Meredith should move forward with Whitney, just how did Justin develop those muscles, and why Quai isn't a full-time Housewife!

Big Apple Bimbos rejoice! Our latest Real Housewives of New York recap is here and while we aren’t as high as Hailey (is anybody?) we’re high on how much we’re enjoying this show! Join us to discuss why Jessel has a shade writer but can’t deliver, Erin has a great idea but also can’t deliver, and how Carole really wants us to subscribe to that Substack. Plus, Jenn’s wondering if she should wear de...

We need to bring Miami back, Bimbos! Also, we love nostalgia on this podcast, but could Dorinda have had at least 1 (5) martini(s) at the Clip! Clip! Gangster Lunch!? But before we get into the recap, find out which Housewife Matt thinks left this pod a 1 star review! 7:32 RHUGT Recap

Bimbos, did you enjoy the Vicki bookends of this episode?! How about a saucy Carmella showing up to film? Or maybe you loved Gina and TRAVVVIIIISSSS having a casual conversation on a tiny bridge? Whatever you took away from this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, let us tear it apart like only we Bimbos can!

How do we feel about split cast trips, Bimbos? We'll tell you how we feel... not well, b*tch! Vicki continues to whoop it down so we workshop Jenn some rebuttals since Ryan was obviously too busy to do it for her.

If there’s any a bimbo loves, it’s a really big apple! And you know what, this season of The Real Housewives of New York seems A LOT more promising than the past two. And it leaves us asking: just how exactly does a boob break a nose?!

Bimbos, this Ultimate Girls Trip recap really takes a turn when Jenn and Matt have vastly different takes on Heather Gay! They do share one thing in common, though: Vicki Gunvalson wouldn't be on either of their Housewives Mount Rushmores. But before all of that, Jenn's Self Checkout is asking: how do you approach a friend whose significant other you can't stand? You don't want to...

Bimbos, we are so sorry to have abandoned you the past few weeks (it's all Jenn's fault)! But we are back in action and just in time for RHOC's best ep so far this season. From the burgers (that nobody ate) to the sunglasses (that nobody bought) to Vicki's birthday (that nobody celebrated), we're discussing it all. But before the recap, Matt's Self Checkout is wondering: wh...

Bimbos, pop in your earbuds and let the electromagnetic radiation rush through you! From Shannon Beador's brain to Gina & Emily's room shame, we're trying to make OC great again on this podcast! But before we get into our Real Housewives of OC recap, find out the first thing Matt would buy if he won the Powerball, and help Jenn figure out if she's wrong in a marriage spat. 8:02...

We're back with the Brits, Bimbos! And Jenn thinks Matt is loving the "White Witch" a little too much. Are you team Juliet A. or Amanda? Listen to our Real Housewives of London recap and then decide!

Andy said this was one of the most fun reunions ever! Do you agree, Bimbos? Part one was full of laughs, shade, and the shocking revelation that Pinky thought she won the read off with Angela!

Bimbos! We have the most ultimate question for you: Who's more iconic, Nene or Teresa?! We loved Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Roaring 20s so much, if just for all of the nostalgia, and you know we love nostalgia! But is Vicki still a Debbie Downer in this series? Listen now and find out!

You know who definitely aren't Debbie Downers? Our Bimbos! For this Real Housewives of Orange County recap we are standing by our Carmella (Ella ,Ella, Ayy, Ayy, Ayy) who is continuously being attacked by Ms. DeBOREah as well as Gina Shoulder Pads *insert last name here*