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Opposites certainly don't attract as people are frightened and nude! Scared and unclothed! WHAT IS YOUR PSR???? And also, how many chicken nuggets is this skinny gopher worth??

Not the whole seasons, just select episodes. We have a lady who eats a couch, a boring furry (yiff etc), a man who likes to wrap himself in casts, and a lady who bothers psychics and has a poodle. ENJOY.

Hi y'all! Bet you thought were dead! We're not! We lost power for days and internet for over a week due to storms in the area! We're okay! So have this nonsense! Here we're picking reality TV episodes that are famous for being ridiculous. This is from Trading Spouses, the famous and viral GOD WARRIOR. Read our books! email Lillian: lillianasterios@icloud.com Here's our other po...

Weddings suck. They'd be better if invaded by scarab beetles. Get Merris's book! lillianasterios@icloud.com

Buuuuh. This is the episode of a killer, Bella. https://linktr.ee/crueltea Email Lillian! lillanasterios@icloud.com

Everyone sucks and other romantic things https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Now! Onto season 2! With Danielle! Join our discord! Read our stuff! https://discord.gg/QRDvr8ZtqD

Everyone in this season is gross. And we're glad it's over!

Hey! A two-fer! Anyway, Pao and Russ continue to be a snooze fest and Allan and Mike should go straight to jail. contact: lillianasterios@icloud.com

More people who have no business being in the same room let alone being married! Russ and Pao are boring. Line dancing is boring. Mike is a creep and a literal human booger. Read our stuff! https://discord.gg/Ug8eRbHA5C

Yay! No more sister wife! Now we're watching this train wreck. Join us as we dive into the 90 Day Universe!

FOUR WIFE ENTERS ONE WIFE LEAVES. Sobin cries, doesn't know anything. Kody is...well. He's something. Olde Meri has had enough. THE PERSONALITY test drama! It's all here. Join Merris and Lillian as they dish on the tell all! HEY! Check out our other podcast! And join our discord! Tell em Olde Meri sent ya! linktr.ee/crueltea

This is the last episode before the endless tell all's and Olde Meri has a bomb to drop! Robin cries. Chody doesn't care. Everyone sucks! THANK YOU TO THE LISTENER THAT SENT MERRIS ZEBRA CAKES. He is now hoarding them like a horrid little goblin man.

Oh look who's a big dummy and didn't upload last week. Me! Sorry about that! So now you get two episodes in one day! Hurray! More carriage house. More Olde Meri.

Olde Meri returns to the FRICKIN CARRIAGE HOUSE and waxes poetic on some stupid trees. Kody doesn't want Janelle back. But he does. Except he doesn't. Robyn wishes she could be 'fun' like Jen. It's Christine's 50th birthday party and my soul is dying. Want to check out our other podcast? It's true crime! And weird stuff! And scary stuff! Join our patreon! Send us some t...

Olde Meri finally figures out Kody isn't interested. Robin isn't wearing purple! And she doesn't actually shed tears though she makes a weird face. Mykelti is pregante with twins. And Truly rides a bike...amongst other things no one cares about! Join our discord! Support us on Patreon! Send us some dollars via Kofi! https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Janelle and Christine have Easter out of spite. Kody is awful as per usual. Robyn continues to know nothing and wear purple. Olde Meri reminds us that no one cares. And she's at the frickin carriage house again. Listen to our other podcast! Send us dollars! Join our Patreon: https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Kody is the world's crappiest dad. Meri IS STILL MESSIN WITH THAT CARRIAGE HOUSE. Robyn lies some more. The kids spill the tea on Robyn's bs. Want to support this podcast? Join our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/crueltea

Robyn simply can't dill with anything. That's just how she fills. Meri doesn't want to live in a barn with all the things Kody doesn't want, Janelle goes on a 'date' with Kody and it's cringy af. Christine doesn't stay in her lane. The kids do things (no one cares)

Robyn is rectangular. Meri is moving. Janelle is DONE. Christine doesn't believe her. Kody is a delulu jerk. Check out our other podcast! https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Mary is going to sell crummy leggings out of a shed. Robyn isn't really in this one (thank God), Christine and Tony have an uncomfortable conversation about ice cream, and Kody is girlbossing, gaslighting and gatekeepin' as per usual!

What a surprise, on this episode, Robyn lies almost as much as she doesn't know anything. Kody continues to make Meri a shed wife. Christine feels bad for Janelle as does everyone on earth. Kody's internal organs will never recover and all joy is dead.

BUTTERFLY NOODLES! Kody hates his kids! Robyn continues to absolutely know nothing. Meri is a shed wife. Janelle is justifiably sad. Christine is just happy to be done and once more, Kody's internal organs are in great peril.

On this episode, the dang rolls are brought up again, inexplicably. Robyn still doesn't KNOW ANYTHING. Mary is a third wheel. Christine is going on about her bread some more. And Janelle has had enough of Chodi's BS. In the teaser for the next week's episode, Kodi tells everyone he's going to be Satan now. Great! Get some candles made by Lil's son, Jon! For information: lillian...