RealiTEA

THIS GUY again. Also, MERRIS IS MEAN

This GUY.

This episode is going places you won't believe. TW/CW: for talk of weight loss and this horrible show.

It's all blurring together. I don't even know what's happening. But this week? Robyn fell off an ATV. No...that's not in this episode. ((sorry for the late upload, I had NO internet cause of the winter 'storm' My net goes out if you fart at it cross ways) https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Y'all have been requesting this. So...we did it. Wtf is this show. linktr.ee/crueltea Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, Cash App: $LillianAsterios, PayPal: lillianasterios@icloud.com  if you want to assist with the car fund! No pressure my friends!

On this episode you might be surprised to know that Kody says unhinged things. linktr.ee/crueltea Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, Cash App: $LillianAsterios, PayPal: lillianasterios@icloud.com  if you want to assist with the car fund! No pressure my friends!

Oh man...that is so much poop. Check out our other podcast! https://linktr.ee/crueltea If you wanna help Lil and Merris with their car: paypal: lillianasterios@icloud.com Venmo: Lillian-Asterios and cash app $LilianAsterios

This show makes me puke everywhere. https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Kody says absolutely unhinged crap to Janelle. Old Meri is there. Robyn doesn't know. Tony is a sentient unmade bed and David talks like he has marbles in his mouth.

Once more, Kody Brown says the most out of pocket dumb crap I've ever heard. Anyway, here's our other podcast and stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Kody says gross stuff. Meri actually stands up for herself and gets ghost divorced. Christine married her orc. I don't know what's going on but I hate Tony. He's a walking unmade bed. Our stuff and other things we do: https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Babies I guess. Blobyn cries in her driveway Kody never did anything wrong in his ENTIRE LIFE. Our stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea

What happened? Someone had babies. Robyn once again, knew nothing. Kody sucks. He is very melodramatic. Janelle is a freaaaak. You know she is. And before you ask...we won't have the special subscription epsides up until the middle of the month! But they're being worked on! Very exciting! Check out our other pod and show us love https://linktr.ee/crueltea

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! One wife to rule them all and in the darkness bind them! Robyn, the Wifelander, cries. Kody is the worst. Janelle hates gossip and Old Meri thinks Karma is real big stinky B WORD Our kofi and other podcast! Where do CRIME. https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Not sister wives for that would imply more than one wife. And Kody only has one WIFE now. But yes. New season of sisters wives. Season 19! https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Why did this part two happen? Gordon was milking...Amy...for all she was worth. Ahem. Kofi and our other podcast and stuff https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Man. Meow MEOW. It's time to revisit our favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmares! St. Gordon and the Holy Rissoto! https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Saint-Gordon-Ramsay-and-the-Holy-Risotto-by-howsoonisnever/15576632.IJ6L0 All our stuff! https://linktr.ee/crueltea

This blast from the past! And the show takes place in our town. It was...lack luster! Join us as we talk about this nonsense. Lil's birthday list: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/FP4PERVT7ZHY?ref_=wl_share Our other podcast, discord, patreon, kofi and more: linktr.ee/crueltea

An the early aughts and their incredibly heinous reality tv shows. Y'all remember Trading Spaces? WHEN HILDI PUT HAY ON THE WALL?? That's not this episode but my god that show.

Uuuuuugh child beauty pagents....uuuugh. Whyyyyy

Whitney Way Thor is...well. She's a mess. This show is a mess. Why hasn't it been canceled??? Our other podcast! linktr.ee/crueltea

UNH UHN UHN UHN WE ARE DOING IT BIG AGAIN. SO BIG. I'M ON TOP. Anyway. This episode has vagooters and Georgie and Michael Benz. It's something. Look at our stuff! Kofi! Patreon! Our other podcast! https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Today we're talking about Lillian's favorite disaster reality tv show, Darcy and Stacy! If you remember, Darcy was on 90 Day and was a real mess so she got her own show for four seasons! LET'S DO IT BIG! lillianasterios@icloud.com kofi, patreon, and discord here: https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Thanks for the suggestion, Dominick! Merris watched Pitch Perfect and didn't hate it! Listen as he poorly summarizes this movie and butchers everyone's name! Want Merris to watch a movie? A show? Leave your suggestions on spotify or reach out on our discord which you can find...here! https://linktr.ee/crueltea

FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS...we had to cover Lillian's favorite episode of this quirky little survival show from the 2010's. Enjoy! Or not... Our other podcast! linktr.ee/crueltea