Rantermeisters

The second half of the top 50 UK rants sees Ben wax lyrical about some of the most irritating topics whilst questioning why some are even there! Ben also opens the Dull Men's Club - Who else wants to join? Do you want your say? Contact the show on social media networks @Rantermeisters and maybe get featured on a future episode

Instead of another Valentines Day special, Ben decides to provide the airwaves with a State of the Ranterverse Address. He takes the top 50 UK Rants and Moans and gives his own strange take on them! Tune in next week for the top 25. #Hangkerchiefs

After last week's messy comeback, Ben returns in full solo rant mode with a more coherent episode! Luke Littler makes a return, and being blinded by the sun, busker etiquette, squash and cat cafes are all ranted about this week. Moron of the week this week is a right little banker. Find Rantermeisters on all your social media networks @Rantermeisters to send your rants in to be broadcast to the wo...

Rantermeisters returns for a new series! The team are one complex carbohydrate down but Ben is back to all things ranting, this time as a solo project. The temporary disappearance will be explained along with some new rants about chocolate, darts, headphones and inappropriate thoughts. Thanks to @DanGriffin21 for the Moron of the Week jingle and to everyone else who continues to stick with Ranterm...

Who would believe it? A year of Rantermeisters! Ben and James are joined by Morty and Fitch to talk many topics to celebrate our birthday! Words here do not do the episode justice so please just enjoy the madness of it all! We hear rather too much of one of the guests however!!!

Rantermeisters returns with a music special! Ben gets very angry about custard and Mrs Beans. Beans has powerful gas. An important music question is also asked, are hedgehogs a worldwide phenomenon? Yep, it's a tangent heavy episode!

So much is mentioned on another Random ranting episode this week! We have new music for your ears along with our new logo. We feature the debut of our Middle Class Alarm! Ben and James talk about, amongst other things, Drippy Cheese, Stumpy Spuds, Grout in Odd Places, Fizzy Fascists, Football and More. Ben tries to explain Pigsbladders to his wife, and Chaka Demus and Pliers turn up in conversatio...

We are back from our summer holidays with an episode featuring random rants! In a break from the A-Z we delve into the dealings of Beans Abroad, why Fitch needs to wash his peppercorns and other words for poo. More of the same next time out!

We rock up to S on our isle of rants this time ... Stinging Nettles, Streaming, Stan Accounts OH MY! Why does James hijack Ben TWICE and why does Largely rear its head again?? Includes rants from @mrrodgers88, @sjwords, @podcast_fitch and @dangriffin21 Stay tuned for a vocal cameo from @mortyjr5 in the post credits!

We return with our voyage of discovery that is R on the A-Z of ranting (only 9 more to go after this one folks!) We discuss important matters such as how to prise yourself off of a Volvo, whether it is right to accept sweets off an old man who's name you don't know (in James' case the answer is very much yes), whether it is culturally inappropriate to wear a football shirt to a rugby g...

Rantermeisters returns with our MURICA special! We had two attempts at this episode as the first one, which was due to go live on 5th July had no usable audio! But we are back ranting and ranking some of our personal top 4s and almost getting into a full scale argument about something very silly! We have listener submissions from @Scottishjuggalo, @Millwallchris1, @realchrisbellis, @totalsteveo, @...

And just like that, Episode 30 is up. A milestone for Rantermeisters and to celebrate arriving at Q on the A-Z of Ranting, we asked our faithful legion to ASK US ANYTHING! CRABS, BEES, CLIFF RICHARD AND MORE! Guest questions from @Mortyjr5, @DanGriffin21, @KonnorKnowsFooty, @ScottishJuggalo as well as our harem on Facebook! Enjoy! PS If you could take the time, wherever you get your podcasts from,...

The next step on the A-Z of ranting is all things P. We compare wedding speeches, there are cameos from Ben's wife (who threatens to bite @tresbutler) and dog (who didn't appreciate us mentioning paws too many times), and discuss at worrying length the pros and cons of Pork. Away from the silly shenanigans we again discuss one of Ben's very deep and very personal topics which we both h...

Rantermeisters returns for another soiree into the A-Z by visiting all things O. Things go very wrong from the outset as Ben makes a boob whilst apologising to two forgotten ranters. One glitch in the matrix later and there is one friend brain and a deliberately terse response to @tresbutler! There's a lot of odd light action and we answer the big questions... What would Thanos look like a human?...

This week we venture into the second half of the alphabet with all things N-related! Narcolepsy Narcolepsy Narcolepsy. Many a tangent is also discussed. What is seeping through James' ceiling? What genitalia caused a queue for Ben? Which county is SO far away? Does James know anything about Lex Luger? What is Mr Wobblyman's back story? All this and more. Rants also from @DanGriffin21 @SJPWords @ut...

The boys return to discuss all things M on the A-Z of Ranting. We experience Melon talk with Cheesy Beans, chubby Lego men, what mange tout is really about and why money is so annoying. Also, we are witnesses to a Twitter altercation between @camgriff92 and @tresbutler! Officially we are now half way through the alphabet! Thanks for sticking with us so far - more fun to come!

RANTERMEISTERS RETURNS! After a few weeks away due to illnesses, University deadlines and appearance on the Morty & Fitch Show, The A-Z of Ranting is back with all things L! Ben & James celebrate 25 episodes of Rantermeisters and discuss communication breakdowns, Bertie Bassett, Steve Coogan's offspring, a bona fide Knight of the Realm as well as potential couples and pretentious crabs...

We arrive at K on the A-Z of ranting this week and it is a STRAAANGE stop we take... There is a genuine contender for the title of Moron of Morons in our Moron of the Week Choices, Ben can't balance balls, James isn't keen on spicy music and what bath-related homework do we give for one of the Godfathers of the Pod? In addition @MrRodgers88 has major control over our feedback session!

We return for another instalment of our A-Z of ranting! Getting close to the half way mark now and we stop at J. What doesn't James like about Jumble sales? What makes Ben ripple? Why should Jeremy Clarkson just go away? Why is The Rock so damn talented? All this and more on this week's episode. Now, anyone for a whirly?

The A-Z of ranting returns this week with two healthy ranters! I proves to be a tricky one initially but it swiftly descends into chaos. We talk the true definition of snow, before discussing how unfairly Irish accents are treated by society. Then it all goes a bit weird. We decide to randomly call Morty and Fitch to join us for our feedback session. The self confessed Greek God of idiocy and Mich...

We are back after a brief illness-riddled hiatus! Sadly we are still one Ranter down as Lord Cheesy Beans is still poorly so the Jacket Potato himself Ben flies solo this week and in a break from the A-Z has a slew of rants that didn't quite make the cut on previous episodes plus some new ones from the strange ether that is his brain. Ben also explains the lack of our Rantermania specials (tha...

We celebrate our 20th episode by dwelling on H rants! Ben remembers his hairier days, James really hates heights and why does Horatio Caine keep falling off screen? One of the topics is also a deep one. Like with our discussion about Anxiety in the A episode, we implore those who are suffering to not suffer in silence and please seek help, be it from us or from others. The Ranterverse is a safe sp...

For our G special on the A-Z we invite the original G himself Mr Dan Griffin @DanGriffin21 to rant about all things G! How heinous is Beyonce with a light tube? Who's gusset has permeated the Living Room? How pretentious are Ricky Gervais' nuts? What is curved like a scimitar? What's so annoying about Ben's name? Who turned purple? Did James handle any gooch sweat? All this and more for the pleasu...

The chaps return to put the F in Rantermeisters! What makes James' nose tingle? Which dearly departed actor do we miss? How do you peel a soiree? Why can't you throw online sheep at people any more? How many times have we been exposed to Hugh Dennis? All these questions answered along with some incredible Twitter and Instagram suggestions,  An important boiling point which was put forward by...

This one starts badly! 10 minutes before recording, Ben was asleep. Do not fear however lovely Ranterverse we end up on top form! Another stop on the A-Z of ranting leads us to E and as usual a whole barrage of questions about our sanity. What happened to Ben on that escalator? Why is James so aghast about the Finding Nemo cast? Is one of your hosts actually an elephant? What up with Emma Thompson...