Nothing Matters Sports Podcast

Does ChatGPT Therapy work? Lil does therapy for the first time on this episode.,,,,Lil shares Tik Tok Hacks Movie Reviews; Deadpools & Spidermans - sorry for the strays you caught, Emma Stone (Lil Learns about Merkins) Updates on John Summit and Kyle Filipowski New EDM and festival segment featuring Luke's Tomorrowland Review

New Show Testing Testing is this thing on? Movie reviews with Lil, Tik Tok Trending, trouble with the police, best TV shows of all time, and a special pill for...for women?

Wow let us know what you think about Luke's apology. We heard he may throw himself and liberals under the bus. #Triggerwarning Have you and your friends fought during COVID? Our MALEbag advice is right for you. Our thoughts on the NFL conference championship round, Tom Brady Retirement, and Superbowl Halftime Shows. SPECIAL R/NOFAP EXPERIMENT DONT MISS THE CLOSING SEGMENT

Special guests and some very very special stories this week. Huge shoutout to Dom Flava and James Justine for joining the pod this week. You are not going to want to miss this storytime. MORE MALEbag. Whats going on in the stock market with Clo. Luke is triggered frequently. I guess that should serve as a trigger warning if you don't like cheating. Leave a 5 star review! Write in to our MALEbag fo...

New format! Not as much sports, but we hit the main topics. MALEbag Week 2. We got two letters and have some important advice. Write in with your questions! Also: Cialis, Clo's reviews from Paris, and BLACK MONDAY for Brian Flores. P.S. Does Mona Lisa's smile remind you of Billy when he does his masturbatory smirk?

The Break Up Episode. Not, it's not us breaking up, although we've worried a few times this season. One of our dear listeners wrote in and so we have created a new segment: MALEbag (title TBD) We do our best to offer guidance. It's spicy. Even if you don't like football or the NFL, this is the episode for you. First 25 minutes are some of our finest work. LAST WEEK OF NFL PICKEM. WHAT WILL THIS PO...

HELLO POORS Another in a line of special episodes, this week we have our correspondent CLO LIVE FROM PARIS eating crepes at the Eiffel Tower. Onion Soup. No Ketchup. FULL FLEX. COVID has been popping up a lot and the pod has some interesting concerns this week. Watch out Carson. Missing Ramon hope he is back next week to bring the positivity we have been missing.

A number of hosts out with injury, so this one is short! Billy and Luke return from Space with stories and picks for this week. And no, we promise Luke won't talk about Texas football for forty minutes. But at least five for Quinn Ewers. Submit on our socials to join as a guest host in case of injury!

Stripped down. Light and minimalistic. Was it better? Thats for you to decide. To us? Nothing Matters. We are just four dudes with a guitar by the fire talking sports and Christmas albums. JAX POVERTY LEAGUE, SAMMY STATS RETURNS Opening Jingle by RAM NOODLES

Who has the longest neck in the NFL, is kombucha giving Ramon diarrhea, and how balance helps your allergies. College Coaching Carousel and ROLL TIDE weekend! It's Billy's Birthday so he has the week off. Filling in is his biggest fan/troll.: Welcome our guest host Sammy Stats! The last time Luke was happy was in the first half of the Texas/ou matchup, Will Carlos quit the pod over his censorship?...

It's Thanksgiving week and we recorded a night early. We will let you judge the results. The Vagus Nerve. The best bubbly water. And the dumbest fantasy league ever. "I took my earbud out so I could pick my nose." Editors note from Luke: I swear I won't let them keep hurting your eardrums with these opening songs. I'm truly sorry. VAMOS AZUL! https://www.allied-services.org/news/2020/june/the-vagu...

This was a spicy old school variety hours. We hit all the topics: Major Causes of being upset: unment expectations, thwarted intentions, undelivered communications, Texas football hotwire.com The Man in the Arena Luke Lost 2k Brother Jon proving r/nofap is spiritual. Listen to his journey. He gets the MVP for his performance this week.

We hear our listeners. You love the beginning and college picks. We love you. WE NOW FEATURE 30% MORE INTRO. Chicory Coffee, The 2014 Kentucky Derby in Tallahassee, and our thoughts on Aaron Rodgers. This week, we woke up and chose violence. It's our wildest episode yet. You are warned. Some of the views expressed in this podcast don't reflect our actual views or what is right. Listen with discern...

Wow we had a hard time staying on topic tonight. If you aren't a sports fan but listen, this may be the week for you. We covered just about every topic, but the standout: The Southwest Airlines Moonshot club. Are you a member? "Low Fares. Nothing to Hide." #FreeBrittany #Jamie? #nothingmatters

Sober October is almost over. Please resume self medicating for the sake of your friends and family who have to put up with you. If you have problems putting up with your friends and family, and we know we do sometimes, check out this important resource that could change your conflict from useless to productive. It's required reading for Billy and Ramon. Learn more here: https://www.youtube.com/wa...

"Name and picture blurred out. You're good." "Come on. Not worried about {REDACTED} . Worried about {REDACTED} ." "LMAO" "SRS. Wait a week. WTF." "Nope." For all the Brittany's out there: You haven't even seen my Texas boner yet. Its so much bigger.

Quick straw poll reveals most of us vape. At this point most Longhorns, Dolphins, Redskins, and FSU fans do. You a dawg, Tom. Our guest host week picks a crazy week all over the dawgs. Will it work out? This week we avoided a Chucky faced land mine. Can we survive six hosts? Probably won't matter for long. #PrayforClo #PrayforVapers Addtional Sponsors: http://www.acmh.org/vape nightlight Cocos Out...

Do you ever argue with your friends and not talk to each other for a long time? Great. You have come to the right place. Friendship is tricky — it could be the best thing in the world and other times, it’s the worst thing that makes you lose hope about this world. https://medium.com/get-inside/6-ways-to-mend-broken-friendship-and-have-a-best-friend-for-life-d0222e961214 ..............................

The Weeknd. Do you live for it? Do you die for it? Football season is here. The Weeknd is a wild ride. This is a wild episode. SANDRA SANDRA SANDRA. We love pod-moms. CLO IS BACK. https://thriveworks.com/blog/sports-fan-depression-is-real-did-your-team-lose-last-night/ Wow apparently Luke sounds so good you can't trust him. Thank gawd for fact checkers. Luke feels incredibly weird about this posit...

Why did we bring on a guest? Menthol Round Up. Pods on the pod. GOT OUR LAWYER FEES COVERED

Take a long look in the mirror........ who are you? Is four hours too long to get ready for a first date? What if you are wearing scrubs for the date? Wins and losses on the board. A lot of teams are looking in the mirror after week 1. Emotions run high. Texas and FSU lost. We discuss cleaning products and: Is anything we saw in week 1 NFL real? Week 1 recap. Week 2 picks. DOES THIS PODCAST SUCK?...

Week 1 NFL Picks. DONDA DONDA DONDA This week we have better audio. Depression Lurks. Season starts tonight. GUS EDWARDS ACL? RAVENS CURSED? We can't promise this podcast will help your depression. THIS PODCAST CONTAINS PROFANITY AND FAKE SPONSORS. don't eat tide pods. Welcome back to Hinge Billy! https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline

These guys talk about NFL Win Totals. We ask that you please not listen. Pray our sponsors don't sue us. We are pretty sure we are getting canceled this week. All the views expressed in jest and satire cannot be attributed to us. If for some reason you disregarded our advice and listened to that podcast, we encourage you to send your picks in to us. Via mail. At our unlisted address. This podcast...