Noodles Al Dante

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 6 Canto 7 Circle 4 Hoarders and Wasters Lady Fortuna! You have given too much wealth to too few people! For every billionaire sipping champagne on a yacht, there are 20,000 millionaires checking their portfolios, a million people rationing rice, and 250,000 praying the power stays on. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 5 Canto 6 Circle 3 Gluttony Dante is less concerned with historical or mythological accuracy here, and more concerned with theology. His version of Cerberus is an all-encompassing symbol of gluttony. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: To...

The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book Canto 5 Lust This is a sample from the cleaned-up print version of the podcast. You can download it for free at www. NoodlesAlDante.com , purchase the E-Book on Amazon , or get the physical edition from Lulu . If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at ww...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 4 Canto 5 Circle 2 Lust Greek mythology is like supes weird okay... Honestly, I could go further down this rabbit hole, and we could spiral into the depravity of bestiality together, but I'm not sure that's how I want to spend my time with you... Well... Maybe just a little depravity... Little bit. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler...

Noodles Al Dante Ep. 3 Canto 4 Circle 1 Virtuous Pagans and Unbaptized Limbo They weren't bad. They were just born that way. For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book! E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3 Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book OR download it for FREE at ww...

Episode 2 Canto 3 Vestibule and Uncommitted I’m not here to make anyone angry. I’ll complain about the left AND the right, and I won’t insist there’s a god above, just like I won’t insist there isn’t one. Again, there’s great people on both sides. So, what do ya say, how about you and me go grab some cofvefe? For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version...

Episode 1 Cantos 1 and 2 Hesitation Marks Before we get too snuggled up with each other, I feel it’s important to remind you (and I’ll remind you again at some point I’m sure) that I’m not a scholar. I’m not a professor. I’m not even a professional of anything. By day I’m just a lowly janitor. By night I’m just an ordinary guy reading about Dante, and somewhere in between, I’m just some rando typi...

Hey! You're early! This podcast isn't here yet... Buuuut, since you're here, I might as well tell ya a little about what's going to be here. Noodles Al Dante is a chaotic trip through Dantes Inferno. It ditches the academic examinations in favor of a format we simple folk can understand. It's full of silly voices, bad words, gross jokes, pop culture references both relevant and irrelevant, and an...